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Keith Reynolds can't make it tonight

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This is Keith Reynolds and today is promotion day. Having worked at the company eight years he is the most senior Junior Business Analyst in the building. He’s been waiting for this day for a very long time.

After spending much of my teens animating crude stickmen videos I went to university for three years where I honed my skills to make a slightly less crude stickman animation. Here is 'Keith Reynolds can't make it tonight' from way back in 2007. Hope you enjoy it :)

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Very entertaining, held interest and wanting a sequel

Game saves lives.

Dumb beta schlobs ruining lives of themselves and others. Thinking it's external factors like promotion that attract love. Rather then inner qualities attracting love and promotions. The oldest delusion in the world.

Nice story, rather realistic, except the fact that this is not Victorian era and women don't really faint anymore. That convenient double fainting crossed the line of disbelief suspension for me.

Dat narration!

FelixMassie responds:

Haha, I was so happy to get him to do it. Perfect voice.

I'm not a fan of stick figure animations, but Ill make an exception.

The story and plot was amazing, well narrated, and a joy to listen to:)

FelixMassie responds:

Thank you very much! I have another one I'm going to upload soon which I hope you'll make an exception for too!

I don't like that the green guy punched the blue guy for saying whatever he said to him. So I'm glad that the blue guy killed the green guy.

I hope he gets away with it.

But I know he won't.