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2016 Ghostbusters Reboot Bust 8 Year Old's Dying Wish

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Youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHkWCfaYJOs

Behold the latest machination from the CrapFlashCrew!

>be 8
>terminal brain cancer
>make a wish ask me what my dream is
>I want to meet my favorite ghostbuster
>big day comes
>can't wait to meet Bill Murray
>"We managed to get all four of them to come anon, isn't that great?"
>4? But Harold Ramis is dead
>The door opens & I hear shrill laughter and mumbled ebonics
>Four women shamble in to the room wearing cheap cosplay outfits
>The largest, a barely human looking sheboon swaggers over to me looking like she thinks she's made my day
>"Who ya gun call lil guy?"
>The rest of them roar with laughter
>I hear a voice screaming "Ay gurls, lemme holla at ya"
>A strange negro runs in to my room and starts whooping.
>The 4 women begin to whoop along with him and chant "PHOTO OP, PHOTO OP"
>A camera flashes as I drift in to the abyss

~4chan

This is a parody of the shameless & hollow PR stunt pulled by the cast of the 2016 Ghostbusters at Tufts Medical Center at Boston, Massachusetts on August 1st.

SINcerely yours,

~Psychopath.
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Truly yours,

~Keisok.
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Holy Shit!

Photo OP!

Psychopath responds:

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I know nothing of the new movie nor have any opinion on it, but I still think that particular picture couldn't help but add further backlash to this whole thing. All the other patients looked either happy or okay, but leaving the one where that patient's eyes are nearly rolled into her upper lids make me wonder if they had any second thoughts about sharing it with the world. Maybe they thought, "If we stand waaay over here, it'll be okay". I don't know.

Psychopath responds:

Nah, they kept their distance because they didn't want to catch his cancer.

There's nothing like taking photos in front of dying kids. In all seriousness, Everything was good except the mic quality, kinda made the voice acting hurt the ears a bit. Other than that, good job.

Psychopath responds:

My apologies, we currently don't have the funds necessary to get good studio equipment. This has been a large factor of holding us back from pursuing many of our projects. We hope to get better equipment in the future.

Cant wait to see this new "Ghost Busters" movie. I'm so excited I already bought the tickets for opening night. They will have my spirit caught at the end of the movie as I die of utter fright of how gloriously bad it's going to be. Forced jokes of you remember when the guys did this but now its women doing it instead? Oh how I'm going to laugh with tears of anguish and shame. Knowing that they have again destroyed another loved franchises. The poor kid seen this and passed away in hope he wouldn't remember any of this that just happen.

Psychopath responds:

The actual movie will be pure, concentrated pain.

This is a sad story. ;'(

I can't imagine a dying wish being that messed up and female ghostbusters belong in the kitchen!

Sigh, I blame Bill Murray for all of this he's the one who suggested it. This is what happens when someone doesn't get sarcasm. He probably wouldn't visit that kid anyway. Thanks for making this.

Psychopath responds:

You're welcome.

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