I just realized that last pit was a tongue-in-cheek cock joke, lol.
Say, what if there was a role-reversal and the girl was on the toilet with the same problems the guy has?
What just happened in that?!
lmao, that was almost... too much! I mean, answering your phone in the shower? Fo rizzle?! Anyway, bit disturbing, but at the same time insanely entertaining! And moral of the story: lock the door.