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Reviews for "How to ruin a first date"

This is on par with the accidently soiling yourself and then using the excuse that someone "put shit in my pants!" (credits to mr. Jhonen Vasquez for that one). Either way this was hilarious.

Haven't thought of that level of FUBAR... not for a date night... (first or otherwise) Yeah, I can see how that would probably "shit-can" the whole relationship unless she was EXTREMELY FORGIVING... and yes, it needed capitalized.
Otherwise, it was great work, dude... seriously. Hilarious! Take your time to make stuff work and come together, but keep 'em coming!

"Who ish dis?"

This is funny, decently animated... *gets really fucking serious* and has the most important moral I have evr seen in my life "Never have seconds." People may say this isn't funny because it's all toilet humor. Wrong. It is all toilet humor (with the exception of the joke about his friend being in the same room as him), but it's all used right. He's trying not to be embarrassed by it. That is how you use toilet humor correctly. And he is embarrassed when he does poop and his date walks in. I haven't seen that before. I would have rated this 2.5 stars, but you took the high road and did the jokes right. Well done. Just like how I like my steaks.