Amusing game, if this were a prototype (or a first episode like stated) I'm thoroughly impressed, and I don't just mean by the breast attacks ;).
Btw, lovely and helpful glitch/easter egg. I accidentally ran across it when trying to, ahem, "break the game" I'm sure you, the creator, know what I mean. But I won't spoil how to get it. Keep it up!
PS, the attack on breast attacks is a challenge. can't wait to see more
from, The Hary "HornEd Toad" Bold