Song Of Skyrim

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The FIRST of two brand spankin' new toons about Skyrim that I have coming out.

Here are the lyrics...

What happened to you gamers?
It seems somewhere along the way
You turned from doing good
And so now evil's holding sway

Rhythm games and fitness games
And even cooking sims!
What else are we to do?
Fight the fight in old Skyrim!

Beyond the frozen tundra
Lies the homeland of the Nords
Where radiant stories bloom
and you can dual wield magic and swords

Use perks just like in Fallout
Defend the family that you've reared
Kill dragons just by shouting
You can even have a beard

The game of life's a drag
It's filled with homework, filled with books
My job is lame and girls make fun
Of my less than stellar looks

Damn it boy why do you heed
To such shallow, mortal whims?
There's a battle that needs your steel my son
In the land of old Skyrim!

Sorry about the big file size, I deliberately did it to aggravate all of you.


Epic Shizznaz!

Oh I now I wanna buy a Starbarian "action figure" :o

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For Skyrim!

You got my shields! (yes, dual wielding them)


love ur animations and skyrim comes out in 2 days cant wait for that haha but good job on this

amazing :D

wow this was amazing .. so much that it make me want to try out this Skyrim

The awesome thing is...

Skyrim was released in Australia TODAY! I've been playing it for hours, i got that helm with tusks that you see the guy on the trailers running around with. I thought it would be harder to get.. The game is awesome, but it doesn't give you that
Elder Scrolls feeling. It might just be me though. At the beginning, the game is kinda slow and boring.. just doing those first starting quests.. but amazingly, about 5 minutes into the game, a dragon is already on your tail! Sorry about the spoilers ;)

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4.44 / 5.00

Nov 9, 2011
5:03 PM EST
Comedy - Parody
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