Destructo Box Fan Drive!

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Destructo Box
"The Destructo Box Fan Drive!"

Destructo Box craves more attention! Give us your puffereies by going to our websites! Also save Alex Clark I guess...

Joey: Did you know, it is a proven fact animation costs 9 million dollars a second!?
Phil: It's a good thing we got the lines of credit we did.
Joey: Credit?
Phil: Yeah, you know, credit cards?
Joey: Oh...
Phil: How have you been paying your bills?
Joey: I'm down to 1 kidney, half a liver and most of my bones are hollow.
Phil: You should try drinking milk. You know, for your bones.
Joey: I'm lactose intolerant.

Be sure to check out more of Alex's Music at:
http://www.facebook.com/A lexClarkMusic


As a special bonus in celebration of our 10TH PORTAL UPLOAD, head to our user page for a super sweet Crime Fighting Spiders with Boners wallpaper logo!


EDIT: Thanks for the Front Page NG!! You always make us feel so good.

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i always loved you DestructoBox

I think this was one of your funniest cartoons. I think the main reason it works so well is because you get to mock the audience. I knew you were going to say something about them killing someone or something if they didn't go on. It helps that the animation is as great as ever. Dang, do I love seeing that naked guy get squished at the beginning.

I'm glad that this guy was able to get at least 43 food biscuits. It would take hard work to make a song that quick about crime fighting spiders with raging boners. That's actually a decent improvised song. Hopefully, I can feed him. I even liked the thing at the beginning with the guy being black.


im sorry alex your going to die

nah it would be funny i alex died

plus ive already sbscribed to annoying orange so nah

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4.76 / 5.00

Jul 14, 2010
12:40 PM EDT
Comedy - Original

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