One day, when Penis was flying his Truck, his Truck beeped, signaling that it was runing low on fuel, so Penis landed on the nearest planet, planet Hell. Which was inhabited by Stupid Penis Mons's, so Penis got out his trusty Gun and proceded onto the surface of planet Hell, as he walked away from his Truck, he saw a Stupid Penis Mons, he faced his Gun at the Stupid Penis Mons and shot it in the Dick. The Penis Mons fell to the ground, with blood pouring out of it's Dick, Penis bent over to the dead Penis Mons and searched its corps for anything that his Truck could use for fule. But sadly, no such luck, there was no fule, but as Penis stood back up, he turned around, and he saw a group of Stupid Penis Mons, now he regreted shooting the Penis Mons in the Dick, because now all the Stupid Penis Mons's where Angry, and they ran after him. Penis was bashed to a bloody pulp with Hand held's, and was then fed to the king of planet Hell. The End (wasnt that a happy ending)