funny
One day, when ure mum was flying her toilet, her toilet beeped, signaling that it was runing low on fuel, so ure mum landed on the nearest planet, planet shit. Which was inhabited by shitty cow's, so ure mum got out her trusty arse and proceded onto the surface of planet shit, as he walked away from her toilet, he saw a shitty cow, he faced his arse at the shitty cow and shot it in the tits. The cow fell to the ground, with blood pouring out of it's tits, ure mum bent over to the dead cow and searched its corps for anything that her toilet could use for fule. But sadly, no such luck, there was no fule, but as ure mum stood back up, she turned around, and she saw a group of shitty cow, now she regreted shooting the cow in the tits, because now all the shitty cow's where poofy, and they ran after her. ure mum was bashed to a bloody pulp with nose's, and was then fed to the king of planet shit. The End (wasnt that a happy ending)