IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! Creative License and a Possible Sequel:

http://jackson-buckwheat.newgrounds.com/news/post/539205

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Edit: I have no idea how this was noticed and got onto the front page, but thank you so much! And if you like this game, check out my others. Not particularly proud of Border Patrol, but I think you'll find Extreme Russian Roulette to your liking.

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Thanks to Flashkit.com for most of the sounds.

Please read the instructions. I've already started work on the sequel, which will be about as long as this one, but with a much better ending movie.

Also, there's an easter egg in the 2nd level. See if you can find it.