Well, I'm resubmitting this with a slightly different ending, some audio optimization, some tweeks, etc.

Rick. The ultimate cross between a Hippopotamus and some guy with a mohawk. He's a fun-loving creature who roams the land, on some sort of unknown adventure. He's followed by an anonymous British narrator with a high-tech camera. Rick doesn't seem to mind him very much. In fact, he loves showing off his excellent hair and that pink stub of a tongue. Look man, even I don't know what he's up to.