Samurai Asshole

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I originally posted this on Newgrounds in 1999, before the current Portal system.

Your master is dead, and you're out for mindless revenge against everyone! Use the arrow keys to walk, "A" to attack, "S" to jump and "D" to block.

This game was made in Flash 4, which is why the keyboard input is laggy. Flash 4 didn't allow consistent keyboard input, so I had to fudge it to make the character move as smoothly as possible. I was tempted to fix it, but decided to maintain the crappy integrity of the original.

It is also worth noting that Flash 4 didn't support depth swapping, so it was a pain in the butt to make the characters overlap eachother based on their depth on the screen. I don't say this stuff to be boastful, I say it because I want people to appreciate why my old games are so crappy. These were the pinnacle of Flash programming at one point and I need some props!

The background art was by Michael Bregman. I did the rest!


The story is funny but too random and all over the place. One moment it is about three religious leaders, but we never get to kill them, just some guards, then it's about aliens (penilians, nice Pico School referance) whom we don't get to fight either and then about smurfs?
Gameplay and controls are sluggish and too simplistic.
Perhaps it would be better if it were finished, looks incomplete.

Fun, but has not aged well.

Cool =3

i hope we will see sequel next year and maybe there we as this samural will join with other smurfs to fight gargamel what do you guys think?

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Man, this came out in 1999???.......Even though I was born in 2000, I can imagine that people would get a WHOLE BUNCH of nostalgia from this. I mean it's a great game (for its time) but if there was an improved version of this, I would LOVE that!

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3.54 / 5.00

May 8, 2006
9:31 AM EDT
Action - Fighting - Brawler
  • Daily 4th Place May 9, 2006