OMG These messages are hilarious! 🤣
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The Latest V-Game from ProjectDCK.com! "IM ATTACK!" is a suped-up tribute to the classic "Kill the Pop-Ups" game with a genuine DCK twist. This popularity simulator allows you to feel what its like to sign on instant messanger as a member of the DCK Crew! X out as many IM's as you can to get a high score and unlock secrets...porn? You'll have to play to find out!!
EDIT: SECRETS ARE ACCESSED IN THE START MENU! CLICK THE START MENU THEN CLICK SECRETS TO ACCESS.
Awsome
Very fun game, very fun and addictive, and lots to do with great depth and detail from start to finish, my only issue would be to lower the filesize somewhat could be better for us 56k users and such, but anyways really fun game i would love seeing more upgrdes to it, anyways nice job
~X~
Cycon responds:
Get AOL for broadband! You literally can get up to 5x faster and it comes on a floppy! I got my free diskette in a box of participating general mills cereal and was online for the future by the time I was done eating breakfast! Service charges may still apply, see http://www.fastestinternet.com/r/aol-4-suckers.html for more details.
Surf geocities and xangas in record time, bro, and thanks for the 4.5 stars - one for every inch, I assume!
Gameplay starts off easy and then you start to get addicted. The best part of this game are the secrets. I will not give any spoilers, but I did enjoy the secrets. You could add more secrets to prolong your experience.
Cycon responds:
This was just my attempt to tell a lot of kids to stop sending me messages on AIM and calling me God and shit because 1. Maybe I AM God, fuck, I need real help, and 2. Where the fuck are your parents, kid, I tried to warn you guys, "there could be a 40 year old man beatin.." you know, the line. Also, I couldn't talk to anyone because the design was LITERALLY that game and i'd get screen locked mid-typing with a new one that took the reticle and started typing there, but before i can fix it, bam, then again, now they know OH GOD, switch names, HOWD THEY FIND ME, GAHHHH WHY DO THEY LIKE THIS SHIT.
Those kids send me emails now sometimes, blaming me for their childhood and I guess its a compliment, but, what if its NOT... the shit i've seen, my son... the shit...
I can´t go beyond 15 thousand man, but the secrets... THE SECRETS!
Cycon responds:
My wife recently left me and has restricted me on most social media. Where was this feature back when I needed it? Where was my discord server to manage and appropriate attention to the highest bidders? Hmm?
Fuck them damn shits, son, this game is a tale of what it was really like to be lord of the fucks in the days where B was our God and a fruit was the king.
IncrÃvel, simplesmente divino, um jogo sem defeitos ou falhas, uma representação perfeita da realidade.
Cycon responds:
SÃ, estás en lo correcto. Me gusta comer queso. Vamos a la playa. ¿Por dónde está el club de striptease más cercano? ¡adiós!
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3.97 / 5.00
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