If you give me the chance, I'm sure that I can become another Albert Einstein or maybe even another Taylor Swift. And when I become rich and famous, I'll always credit you for giving me my first big Couch.

Survey Story: Good day, ma'am. My name is Starmen, and I'd like to ask you a few questions about your career in appleING.. Tell me, how many years have you been working in the pear field? About 666 years, but sometimes it feels longer when I've had a(n) no day. Do you find it hard being a(n) noun in the business xenon? Yes, I think it's poop. Do you have a bowl degree? And if so, from which university did you cocky? I recieved my Bachelor of red and my Masters of blue from the University of GREEN. How much/many purple do you make? I make 777 a year plus benefits like halloween insurance and christmas insurance. I appreciate your squirt cooperation. I wish I had your job. Does your employer need any more vodka? No; we have enough water at the office, thank you. End of Survey Story. and thats why i like this game.

Good day ma'am, My name is spongebob and I'd like to ask you a few questions about your career in feeling. Tell me, how many years have you been working in the feel good inc. field?

lol i love reading the stories in the comments!

never failed to make me laugh...

SURVEY STORY:
Good day, ma'am. My name is McSlut, and I'd like to ask you a few questions about your career in climbing. Tell me, how many years have you been working in the dog field?..
About 647376834765483 years, but sometimes it feels longer when I've had a(n) b1tchy day.
Do you find it hard being a(n) cat in the business neck?
Yes, I think it's creepy.
Do you have a faggot degree? And if so, from which university did you fart?
I recieved my Bachelor of butt and my Masters of crab from the University of SLUT.
How much/many book do you make?
I make 32746294233 a year plus benefits like camera insurance and mouth insurance.
I appreciate your black cooperation. I wish I had your job. Does your employer need any more lesbians?
No; we have enough at the office, thank you.