Dear faggot:
I am 2 years old, and I would like to audition for the talent search you're having on your gaaaaay television program. You are my favorite TV cunt and I think you would like my act.
I open by playing the rapist. Then I sing 'Somewhere Over The Cum-dumpster' while juggling three n****rs. Then for a really retarded finish to my act, I recite Lincoln's Gettysburg Ninja and go offstage waving an American Gay-ninja
If you give me the chance, I'm sure that I can become another Will smith or maybe even another Justin Bieber. And when I become rich and famous, I'll always credit you for giving me my first big faggot.
Yours truly, Alex Uchiha