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Mad Libs 9

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We're back again with yet ANOTHER Mad Libs. Will this series ever end?
Anyway, this Mad Lib features old and new superstitions.

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Great. I just typed JOSH for everything.
9\10 Would play again

Today, kids have different superstitions like it's bad luck to jump on the railroad tracks just before a/an Box pulls in, and don't throw Asses at policemen. But, actually, there's only one superstition I believe in. Whenever I comment on my health, I always remember to knock on a piece of Eye.

LOL don't throw kids at poliecemen

HAHAHAHAHA!!
Awesome. Sorry for not following your rule though.
When I was a kid 438736320284765 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a/an sheep in the house, and if your dog itches, it means a/an cat is coming to visit, and you'll have freaky luck if you find a four-leaf mouse. We also believed that if you spilled turkey at the table, you had to throw some over your left leg, and if your smelly toe hurt, it meant rain, and if you broke a/an alien you would have seven years of bad monsters. Today, kids have different superstitions like it's bad luck to jump on the railroad tracks just before a/an bags pulls in, and don't throw frogs at policemen. But, actually, there's only one superstition I believe in. Whenever I comment on my health, I always remember to knock on a piece of poop.

When I was a kid 9001 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a/an penis in the house, and if your vagina itches, it means a/an feather is coming to visit, and you'll have ticklish luck if you find a four-leaf dick.We also believed that if you spilled seman at the table, you had to throw some over your left breasts, and if your horny toe hurt, it meant rain, and if you broke a/an asshole you would have seven years of bad rapists.Today, kids have different superstitions like it's bad luck to jump on the railroad tracks just before a/an more powerful rapist pulls in, and don't throw big buttholes at policemen. But, actually, there's only one superstition I believe in. Whenever I comment on my health, I always remember to knock on a piece of faggot.

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