har har har
Brad Pitt woke and got scared He saw something it was sexy and smelled of potato He pulled his mickey mouse covers over his
a prune shaped figur
it was his sexy sister jenna
mine was that
Reviews for "Mad Libs 9"
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When I was a kid 8000000000.6 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a/an turd in the house, and if your toilet itches, it means a/an pussy is coming to visit, and you'll have wet luck if you find a four-leaf dick. We also believed that if you spilled shit at the table, you had to throw some over your left penis, and if your hot toe hurt, it meant rain, and if you broke a/an cum you would have seven years of bad boobs. Today, kids have different superstitions like it's bad luck to jump on the railroad tracks just before a/an scrotum pulls in, and don't throw balls at policemen. But, actually, there's only one superstition I believe in. Whenever I comment on my health, I always remember to knock on a piece of tooth.
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10's all around ^^
great!
sorry had to put mine, its so great
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When I was a kid 420 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a fucker in the house, and if your ball sac itches, it means a retard is coming to visit, and you'll have fucky luck if you find a four-leaf poo.
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i would put the rest but its a little offensive
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When I was a kid -999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999.8 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a/an sex cat in the house, and if your balls itches, it means a/an flying boots from Batswana is coming to visit, and you'll have stared menacingly at luck if you find a four-leaf lung-whore.We also believed that if you spilled ass on the table you had to throw some over your left toast fetish and if your blowed toe hurt and if you broke a/an kicked the fuck out of you would have seven years of bad testicular orgasms. LOL thats so freekin funny dude keep it up ^_^ that was my story!LOL
LOL don't throw kids at poliecemen