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Messed-Up Bible Stories12

February 20, 2013 –
May 10, 2021
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Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

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God disguises himself as a burning bush for some reason.


Always eagerly await these! Love the whole series!

<deleted> responds:

Glad to hear it! More to come.

This has to be my favorite series of caroons on Newgrounds. FIVE STARS!

<deleted> responds:

Thanks man! :) I'm going to eat those stars now.

This one wasn't bad but they're only really funny when the dialogue more closely follows what's in the bible. When you put your own dialogue in it's less like you're showing how ridiculous the bible is and more like you're just being dicks about the story.

<deleted> responds:

This one followed the real story extremely closely. Obviously, I have to throw in my own jokes here and there. But they are merely observations of the situation.

Messed up bible stories is exactly how I understood the bible by reading it the first time, age 12. Seriously, a burning bush?

<deleted> responds:

Religious people will scream that it's symbolic, but the story says there is literally a burning bush talking to moses. Why god chose to disguise himself like that is beyond me as he later just talks to god as his normal ol' self. Maybe he's shy went meeting new people?

I can't wait for the 10 plagues!

<deleted> responds:

Haha. Yeah, that's the next one. Man is that one fucked up story. And what a twist ending!


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