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Messed-Up Bible Stories12

February 20, 2013 –
May 10, 2021
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Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

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God disguises himself as a burning bush for some reason.

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I take the bible and ay other similar book as a big, often amusing collection inter-related bits of symbolic imagery laid out in story form. Ths series has always been hilariously funny. I do get bothered sometimes by all the sex jokes, but tat's just me. Keepmaking these!!!

<deleted> responds:

The bible is full of sex! And we give these books to children. Good thing they dont read it.

This is by far my favorite series on newgrounds. I've often heard about the story in each video but the actual quotes completely change the narative. I love how the verbatim quotes appear on screen because I have to google the context of the odd lesson it's trying to convey. My favorite was Jacob wrestling the angel because the story and the ending quote are so bizarre it makes me wonder how it was included in the bible. How do you decide which story to animate or where do you find the messed up stories? Do you just read the bible?

<deleted> responds:

I'm just trying to do the most interesting ones in order. The episode marks the start of Exodus as I've completed Genesis. The next three stories will feature the same Moses character in Plagues of Egypt, Escape from Egypt, and The Ten Commandments.

Hmm, have to admit the others were nicer, this one was quite predictable and short...I was also hoping that the burning bush'd be weed or so :P.

<deleted> responds:

There as long or as short as the actual story is. This isn't the shortest one however.

Another great job.All my stars belong to this amazing work.

<deleted> responds:

tanks

I like this series quite a bit. It really highlights the randomness and silliness of the OT miracles, without being preachy or nasty about it.

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