At 11/6/03 09:00 PM, Stuporman wrote:At 11/6/03 08:54 PM, MissenLinx wrote: cock headWorst. Insult. EVER.
No, I believe that would be "Pole-smoking, chicken-raping, latex-smelling, ass-munching, boil-popping, cunt-brained dickweasel."
My mother and step father died.
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hey man, thats terrible, it seems the world is taking a spiral dive straight into hell. Im sorry to here that, and how old are you anyway?? to be at such a young age must make it even harder, best of luck in your future.
p.s. and for all of you ass hole n00bs outhere who have no regard for peoples feelings, GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
p.p.s. if your lying i hope you die of gonaria and burn in hell.
mmmk, i read over this thread, all of the pages....i find (unless im missing some inside shit) that you, stamper, are an ass hole.
Stamper does stand up!
One_crazy_lemming: My dad died today. Hes had emphysema for years now, and caught the Australian Flu...
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Stamper: I have a joke for you - whats the difference between me...and you.
MY FATHER IS STILL ALIVE, AAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET IT, BECAUSE YOURS IS DEAD. I'm going to sleep now
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Stamper: was drunk. My bad. And Lunatic, you aren't gonna kill me. Shut your trap, pussy. You live at your mom's house and eat Pop-Tarts and watch re-runs of Saved by the Bell on a regular basis. Don't make promises you can't keep.
And feel free to continue voting low on the movies. Trust me - it doesn't matter, in so many respects. You're only wasting your time.
BTW - I'm sorry your dad is dead. Look at the bright side though - MINE ISN'T, AAAA HAHAHAHAHAH HA HA HA HA HA, AAAHAHAHAHAHA GAHAHAHAHA.
The end.
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Stamper;
Everyone has a rough life. Your husband came in here for pointless sympathy, thats like going to a mall and walking up to random people: 'HEY, MY FATHER DIED.' Deal with it, and stop complaining that every last person on the planet isn't sad for you, and dishing out pointless sympathy.
When your father dies, there's a chance mine will still be alive. In that case, I'll be back here to make fun of you if you come BACK TO THIS ONLINE FORUM FULL OF STRANGERS LOOKING FOR SYMPATHETIC EARS. Is anyone pissed yet?
All my love,
William
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Stamper:
Nah, I don't bother to read your posts. They waste my time - so I normally just skip past those.
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Possible explanations for Stamper's parents "dying" 4 days after this exchange:
-there really is a kind and loving God
-Stampers parents are so embarrassed by their son's behavior that they commite suicide to punish him
-Pure coincidence
-Not satisfied with being an asshole to Lemming, Stamper decides to be an asshole to the entire BBS, and lies about his parents "dying" so he can laugh at how gullible non-assholes are.
In view of Stamper's love and benevolence towards all of mankind, as shown in his posts, which do you think is most likely?
At 11/6/03 09:00 PM, Stuporman wrote:At 11/6/03 08:54 PM, MissenLinx wrote: cock headWorst. Insult. EVER.
nah stupidman i'm sure there is something more insulting then that on this portal. i promise there has to be
:Stamper wrote this a couple days ago
Stamper: I have a joke for you - whats the difference between me...and you.
MY FATHER IS STILL ALIVE, AAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET IT, BECAUSE YOURS IS DEAD. I'm going to sleep now
He is bullshiting. He said his dad died when he was 14 now he is 20. He wrote his father is still alive a couple days ago. I havent read all the replys but thats wat I think.
I Posted The Millionth Post
And Created The Hundred Thousandth Thread
Kinda sucks when you're on the receiving end, doesn't it?
(the above "joke" was told by Stamper to One_Crazy_Lemming, whose father had died. Kinda makes you believe in Karma..)
Yeah, its funny though because my parents are still alive, and his dad is still dead. I hope his mom dies shortly so I can win this.
At 11/6/03 10:54 PM, Stamper wrote: Yeah, its funny though because my parents are still alive, and his dad is still dead. I hope his mom dies shortly so I can win this.
i wish iwas that guys mom then i could be cool and be molsed by creepy guys working in a mortuary...
don't be trash people
Istari, you are such. A faggot. Holy GOD it blows my mind.
At 11/6/03 11:00 PM, Stamper wrote: blows my mind.
Oh Mickey,
you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Mickey!
hey Mickey!
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At 11/6/03 10:32 PM, DUDE4U wrote: nah stupidman i'm sure there is something more insulting
Worst insult. As in "not a good insult", dumbass. You know, you were a much more interesting person when you were not posting here at all.
At 11/6/03 11:22 PM, Stuporman wrote:At 11/6/03 10:32 PM, DUDE4U wrote: nah stupidman i'm sure there is something more insultingWorst insult. As in "not a good insult", dumbass. You know, you were a much more interesting person when you were not posting here at all.
yea right back atcha before you sold out and became a mod!!
At 11/6/03 11:26 PM, DUDE4U wrote:At 11/6/03 11:22 PM, Stuporman wrote:yea right back atcha before you sold out and became a mod!!At 11/6/03 10:32 PM, DUDE4U wrote: nah stupidman i'm sure there is something more insultingWorst insult. As in "not a good insult", dumbass. You know, you were a much more interesting person when you were not posting here at all.
Saying "sold out" is really funny considering mods don't get paid anything.
You guys sound like a couple of bitches. Shut up.
At 11/6/03 11:30 PM, Afro_Ninja wrote:
Saying "sold out" is really funny considering mods don't get paid anything.
i honestly hope you get what i mean. because if u don't i feel so sorry for you.
but incase people don't understand it's the point where you give up being a regular Newgrounder to become something higher because some person gives more ranking or power
You make absolutely no sense, you know that stamper??
At 11/6/03 11:30 PM, Stamper wrote: You guys sound like a couple of bitches. Shut up.
Well you should've done what I do: not like your parents in the first place.
At 11/6/03 11:32 PM, DUDE4U wrote: it's the point where you give up being a regular Newgrounder to become something higher because some person gives more ranking or power
blah blah fucking blah
At 11/6/03 11:30 PM, Stamper wrote: You guys sound like a couple of bitches.
then go lick my cunt
At 11/6/03 11:26 PM, DUDE4U wrote:explanation
no I got exactly what you were saying but... wouldn't it be more sold out if he were to say something about you spamming, locking your post, etc?
He insulted you though, an insult is an insult
Hey I'm not trying to take anyone's side either, just reasoning my response
At 11/6/03 11:00 PM, Stamper wrote: Istari, you are such. A faggot. Holy GOD it blows my mind.
Is that the best you can do, Stamper? A plain old "Faggot"? You are a piece of human scum without any decency or respect for others. What sort of person lies about their parents dying violently so he can laugh at anybody decent enough to offer condolences?
An asshole.
At 11/6/03 11:37 PM, Afro_Ninja wrote:
He insulted you though, an insult is an insult
yes i know he came with an insult but see being here as long as i have i've realized that trying to get back at people is fucking useless. i mean yea i could go back and forth with superman or whatever and get a bunch of posts but those days for me are pretty much over. i make one comment then i leave it alone because it's not worth fuckin with it. then his great response of blah blah blah fuck this fuck that or whatever was kinda childish which i laughed at it thinking someone like stupor could come with a more dignified response then that ^_^
At 11/6/03 11:42 PM, DUDE4U wrote: yes i know
All you got was the blah-blah because your sellout comment was too weak to bother with. The last time we went through this bullshit I herbed you lovely and then you IMed me to apologize and say that you were just kidding around. Get off my jock already.
At 11/6/03 09:52 AM, HeinousDude wrote: How did they die?
you idiot you dont need to know that.
I say NG is not the place for grief. condulences are given but insults are scars so the basic jist is I already stated it.
Yes I think suicide is funny and I am sick of pretending its not.
eX(Wi/Ht? #45)
At 11/7/03 12:24 AM, BladeClock wrote: After reading the last few pages...
...you are still oblivious.
At 11/6/03 10:54 PM, Stamper wrote: Yeah, its funny though because my parents are still alive
Here's to a dozen more pages of people saying they feel sorry for you.
painless. They drove a Jeep Wrangler with the top off...and they were buckled in. I have to throw up, I'm sorry.
OMG, that is so fucked up. I can't even imagine if that were to happen to my mother or father. I'm so sorry! I wish there was something I could do to help. If ya need to chat, email me anytime.
oh you fucker.....I almost started to cry! You peice of shit! grrrrrrr.....
At 11/7/03 01:08 AM, Bevin wrote: oh you fucker.....I almost started to cry! You peice of shit! grrrrrrr.....
It's the Bevwoman! Hurrah!
