At 1/2/11 04:23 PM, Scarface wrote: I respect your decision, but I'm pissed 'cause now there's a gallon and a half of vomit on my floor.

He actually doesn't look as old as you may think - I actually thought he was 31 when I met him almost six years ago! Even some people thought that me and him were siblings! And other than our Slavic ancestry, we have no relation.

On another note, some people would just love having that gallon-and-a-half thrown onto them - Not me though.

Yet.

At 1/2/11 07:24 PM, Painbringer wrote: He actually doesn't look as old as you may think - I actually thought he was 31 when I met him almost six years ago! Even some people thought that me and him were siblings! And other than our Slavic ancestry, we have no relation.

I could never date someone that old at your age, but still, I'm happy for you.

At 1/2/11 08:16 PM, Scarface wrote: I could never date someone that old at your age,

You never know.

but still, I'm happy for you.

I'd still like to meat you someday.

At 1/2/11 10:35 PM, Painbringer wrote:

but still, I'm happy for you.

I'd still like to meat you someday.

Having someone meat me sounds painful.

At 1/3/11 06:57 AM, Scarface wrote:

Having someone meat me sounds painful.

By that I assume you mean getting cut up and sold at a deli, instead taking a huge dick up your ass?

At 1/3/11 03:00 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 1/3/11 06:57 AM, Scarface wrote:

Having someone meat me sounds painful.

By that I assume you mean getting cut up and sold at a deli, instead taking a huge dick up your ass?

Both sound painful.

At 1/3/11 05:52 PM, Scarface wrote: Both sound painful.

Well, you could be killed off painlessly at the slaughterhouse - If it works for animals, it'll work for you!

As for the big dick up the ass; it just takes a little bit of practice - Start with the small/skinny ones if you're not ready.

At 1/3/11 05:59 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 1/3/11 05:52 PM, Scarface wrote:

As for the big dick up the ass; it just takes a little bit of practice - Start with the small/skinny ones if you're not ready.

But I'm a pussy bitch, and can hardly take a dick.

At 1/3/11 08:38 PM, Scarface wrote: But I'm a pussy bitch, and can hardly take a dick.

Not even in you motherfucking mouth?

At 1/3/11 10:08 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 1/3/11 08:38 PM, Scarface wrote: But I'm a pussy bitch, and can hardly take a dick.

Not even in you motherfucking mouth?

Maybe.

At 1/4/11 06:57 AM, Scarface wrote:

At 1/3/11 10:08 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 1/3/11 08:38 PM, Scarface wrote: But I'm a pussy bitch, and can hardly take a dick.

Not even in you motherfucking mouth?

Maybe.

I like it in EVERY hole.

At 1/4/11 06:33 PM, camobch0 wrote:

At 1/4/11 06:57 AM, Scarface wrote:

At 1/3/11 10:08 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 1/3/11 08:38 PM, Scarface wrote: But I'm a pussy bitch, and can hardly take a dick.

Not even in you motherfucking mouth?

Maybe.

I like it in EVERY hole.

At the same time.

At 1/4/11 07:45 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 1/4/11 06:33 PM, camobch0 wrote:

I like it in EVERY hole.

At the same time.

Mouth, anus, ears, nostrils, and urethra? You better hold your breath.

At 1/4/11 08:19 PM, Painbringer wrote:

Mouth, anus, ears, nostrils, and urethra? You better hold your breath.

The urethra is my favorite part :3

At 1/4/11 09:08 PM, camobch0 wrote:

The urethra is my favorite part :3

How would you fit a penis in there anyway?

At 1/4/11 09:29 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 1/4/11 09:08 PM, camobch0 wrote:

The urethra is my favorite part :3

How would you fit a penis in there anyway?

I don't want to think about it.

At 1/4/11 09:31 PM, Scarface wrote:

I don't want to think about it.

Man, you would be so easy to torture.

At 1/4/11 09:29 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 1/4/11 09:08 PM, camobch0 wrote:

The urethra is my favorite part :3

How would you fit a penis in there anyway?

Kids in a sandbox.

At 1/5/11 05:01 AM, Mason wrote: Kids in a sandbox.

I just watched it for the first time.

The video is way too short for me.

At 1/5/11 01:51 AM, Painbringer wrote:

At 1/4/11 09:31 PM, Scarface wrote:

I don't want to think about it.

Man, you would be so easy to torture.

Let's try it out.

At 1/5/11 06:59 AM, Scarface wrote: Let's try it out.

Okay, let's start with your toes...

*Opens mouth to bite*

At 1/5/11 03:34 PM, Chronamut wrote: nevermind it was locked- carry on your business.

It must add insult to injury when you rally the troops only to find your cause is lost.

But hey, at least you finally posted here.

I said something in the current thread that could get me banned.

At 1/5/11 03:52 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 1/5/11 06:59 AM, Scarface wrote: Let's try it out.

Okay, let's start with your toes...

*Opens mouth to bite*

I hate toe torture. Can't we start with butt torture instead?

At 1/5/11 04:14 PM, Scarface wrote: I hate toe torture.

Easy like shooting fish in a barrel.

Though I cringe when I think about prying off someone's finger and toe nails.

Can't we start with butt torture instead?

Alright. Now that you're tied up, I'll just take this cold curling iron, shove it straight up your ass, plug it in and turn it on. It will get scorching hot in a few minutes.

At 1/5/11 03:34 PM, Chronamut wrote: nevermind it was locked- carry on your business.

No problems. This club has just turned into Scarface and Painbringer just cybering away. Which nicely explains why people like IFUN, Sensationalism, JohnnyWang and HungarianSupermarket are nowhere to be seen. The idea of having a remotely interesting conversation here is completely laughable in every sense of the word without random drastic changes.

At 1/5/11 05:54 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: The idea of having a remotely interesting conversation here is completely laughable in every sense of the word without random drastic changes.

And what is your opinion of an interesting conversation?

Does it involve politics or religion?

I'm listening.

To get some discussion going again...

I've known I'm bisexual/pansexual for over a year now, but pretty much no-one actually knows I am. I'm in a relationship with a girl for like 2.5 years now (she knows all this about me, no worries), and everything there feels right, we're getting married eventually, have a lot of plans for the future and so forth.

Now I'm wondering if there's any point at all in telling my mother that I'm not simply straight, seeing as I'm never going to come home with a guy on my arm anyway. The only part where it bugs me a bit is when there's a totally handsome guy on TV or something, and I have to bite my tongue in order not to comment on that.

What is you guises' opinion? Any point in telling her?

Well, Lost-Chances, it's hard to carry on a serious conversation when Painbringer and I are essentially the only people who come here.

At 1/5/11 06:20 PM, Mich wrote: To get some discussion going again...
What is you guises' opinion? Any point in telling her?

You should tell her, it would make you feel better. Besides, she deserves to know, and you deserve to be able to act as you are.

At 1/5/11 06:20 PM, Mich wrote: What is you guises' opinion? Any point in telling her?

She might think that you're considering trying homosexuality and try to talk you out of it. But if you are seriously attracted to guys, or male body parts, you should tell her at some point and try to reason with her.

It took a couple years for my mom to accept my homosexuality.

At 1/5/11 06:43 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 1/5/11 06:20 PM, Mich wrote: What is you guises' opinion? Any point in telling her?

She might think that you're considering trying homosexuality and try to talk you out of it. But if you are seriously attracted to guys, or male body parts, you should tell her at some point and try to reason with her.

It took a couple years for my mom to accept my homosexuality.

Knowing my mother, she wouldn't make much of a fuss about it. My sister is pretty openly bisexual, she has no problem telling the family apparently. My mother didn't seem to react much to that, so I don't think telling her would do anything more than bring her some slight discomfort or something.

Thus, no reasoning would be necessary, to be honest. Still, I don't feel like randomly going up to her and start a conversation about her. It just doesn't feel like something that actually matters in the household.

Now if I'd go tell my dad, that'd be another case. Hell, I haven't talked to him in months and I barely share any interest with him. I'm actually not even considering telling him, lol. As much as he's a nice man in general, I dislike the way he leads he does conversations. He always gets 'the lead' if you know what I mean, he instantly comes up with bullshit which you can't easily talk yourself out of.

But that's a different story. I much prefer the family of my girlfriend.

Lol I derailed my own post.