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Not just ANY girl, my girlfriend, my FIRST girlfriend, my ONLY girlfriend, and probably my LAST girlfriend. It all started when she decided to have sex. It was so sponataneous and crazy we didn't even think of putting a condom on. It was amazing we were both in such great moods untill about a week after.
Some how my mother found out, I have no clue how but it gets worse. " Im very dissapointed in you" she said in a low tone "but mom, I think im old enough to know if i want to have sex or not" "THATS NOT THE POINT" she screamed "YOU HAVEN'T EVEN CHECKED YOURSELF AT A DOCTOR" She was starting to piss me off. "MOM, SHE DOESN'T HAVE AIDS, SHE CHECKED HERSELF THE WEEK BEFORE" She looked at me for a few moments and said "not her, you" My mind had just been fucked, I had never thought of checking myself before I made love to her.
The next day I went to the doctors, took the test and after a long time of waiting the doctor came back. " I...Im not sure how to say this, but your test came back positive, Im afraid you have the HIV virus" I sat there with my mouth hanging open, he just left the room. Now I had to go and tell the only girl I loved that I might have given her aids.
I went over to her house around lunchtime and just walked in, there she was, beautiful as ever eating a turkey club. "Oh hey it's great to see You" she said in an enthusiastic voice. I couldn't believe I was about to ruin her life. " Theres something I have to tell you" My heart was beating, she just stared at me. "rem-remember when we had sex?" "oh, yes" she said "it was the most amazing moment in my life"
"well, theres something I have to tell you, I just got myself checked and I ha-" She cut me off, "would you like something to eat?" she asked. "no thanks, I had reses for breakfast" "YOU HAD CANDY FOR BREAKFAST" I couldn't believe she was asking me this "NOT CANDY, REESES PUFF CEREAL, ITS A DELICOUS CHOCLATEY PEANUTBUTTERY CEREAL AND ITS ALL PART OF THIS WELL BALANCED BREAKFAST"
I don't give a shit, but I will say a few women have attempted to ruin my life but I eventually snap out of it and realize life is better off without asshole bitch cunt heads and that there's still good people in the world to meet.
At 5/11/59 09:17 PM, Wolverine said:
| No no-neck redneck dumps on my wife and gets away with it!
Well, at least you can get meds for HIV for free, I forget the name of the program, but it should be online somewhere, I saw a commercial for it on Fox News of all places
Did any of you actually read the whole story?