Brother. Thats right, I am about to tell you a story so gather round children. Long long ago in the before time, big bad ron and jamie ( his brother) were playing. Bbr had a hot wheels car, oh how he adored that car! Until jamie said " I bet you that cars density is greater then my yo yo's" Bbr was offended! How could he, his own brother talk so badly about his lil race car. But bbr knew that his cars density was only .3245 while jamie's yoyo was a whopping .9! So bbr said " nu uh, if you keep lying, ill tell mommy, and youll get a 30-day timeout!" Jamie couldn't believe this! Anything he would do bbr would tell on him, giving him what he percieved as "unfair" time outs! If he drew on the wall TIME OUT if he said a bad word TIME OUT every single time! However, jamie knew that his yo-yo had a lighter density then bbrs prized hot wheel so he said "alright, we'll go to the bath tub and fill it with water, then we will build a device that measures the resistance each item has, thus telling us whos prized posession is less dense!" Bbr agreed, he saw now harm, he knew his car would win. So after they built the device out of a potatoe, a coat hanger, some wires, and a scale, they filled the bath tub up and put their items in, bbr his car, and jamie, his yo-yo. After some extensive testing it turned out Bbr's car was less dense! How ever, jamie cold not take this! He snatched his yo-yo up and pulled the drain, sending bbrs car down the dark pipes of hell near instantly! Bbr couldn't believe this! That was his favorite car! He told on his mom and gave jamie the epic 3 year time out. The brothers have not spoken since, even though it has been 3o years later. As they grew up bbr became a site moderator, taking out his anger on any poor newground user, trying to fill the hole in his heart where that car used to be, and jamie. Jamie became a popular tv star on the show myth busters.
Since it is bbrs sign up date anneversary, let us all have a moment of peace, for bbr, and his car....
