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Penis shaped mushrooms (pics)

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Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 06:45:57


Well, I bought a book about mushrooms and fungi as research for my upcoming animation, and in it I find this rather strangely shaped mushroom called "Phallus Impudicus" which is the "Stinkhorn" species...
Phallus? Stinkhorn?
ROFL.
Oh, and it says it is edible!

Here are the pictures:
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2

I mean, COME ON!
The first one definitely looks like an errect penis.
Seriously.

What do you guys think?


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Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 06:47:59


I think that you're an immature prick who enjoys looking at penises and anything penis-shaped. Though I could be wrong...

Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 06:48:07


That's probably why it's called Phallus impudicus. I believe Phallus means penis, or something along those lines. It's Greek.


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Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 06:49:25


At 4/9/08 06:45 AM, Shmossy wrote: What do you guys think?

Agreed. We see penises in everything, trees, cactai, mushrooms, weapons, bushes, dildos.
It's just a shape, really.


The latest: Hexa #97 (May)

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Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 06:51:09


Yet more sexual refrences in America. I'm listeining to my playlist at the moment, The Devil wnet down to Georgia. "And the Devil gives it hard". I think God wants me to have sex.


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Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 06:51:16


At 4/9/08 06:49 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 4/9/08 06:45 AM, Shmossy wrote: What do you guys think?
Agreed. We see penises in everything, trees, cactai, mushrooms, weapons, bushes, dildos.
It's just a shape, really.

Yup I agree.

Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 06:52:54


At 4/9/08 06:51 AM, toungeofshoe wrote: Yet more sexual refrences in America. I'm listeining to my playlist at the moment, The Devil wnet down to Georgia. "And the Devil gives it hard". I think God wants me to have sex.

God wants everybody to have sex. He doesn't like virgins. Especially those who masturbate to pixels or images on the monitor.

Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 06:55:00


At 4/9/08 06:47 AM, WolfBoy300 wrote: I think that you're an immature prick who enjoys looking at penises and anything penis-shaped. Though I could be wrong...

I think that you haven't looked at the pictures.
I came across this merely by chance, and I thought the mushrooms looked like penises.
The end.


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Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 06:56:16


At 4/9/08 06:55 AM, Shmossy wrote: The end.

This is only the beginning! O_o


The latest: Hexa #97 (May)

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Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 06:59:04


At 4/9/08 06:47 AM, WolfBoy300 wrote: I think that you're an immature prick who enjoys looking at penises and anything penis-shaped. Though I could be wrong...

how does seeing something that looks like a penis make you an immature prick?
thats just stupid.
i mean it DOES look like a penis, and for the first one you CANT deny it i mean its THAT obvious.

i agree, it does
btw

YAH MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRR

Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 07:15:30


i really don't want to know what this guy did with those mushrooms


Comrade Ozram's Law: No matter the problem, The best solution is vodka.

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Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 07:21:23


At 4/9/08 07:01 AM, wiidude wrote: Sometimes i can see the first ones growing around my house, they look nothing like a penis in real life. their only like 5CM high, and usualy don't have that brown cap on them.

It's a conspiracy I tell you! I wonder who chose those pictures for the book . . . hmm . . .


The latest: Hexa #97 (May)

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Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 07:27:17


Lol, I know its immature but come-on it looks like a dick.

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Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 07:55:58


lol lol lol penis penis penis XD

but seriously , get the fuck off the bbs

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Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 07:57:27


it's a dildo from the stone age


It's only fun if you get a scar out of it

Team Fortress 2 club

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Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 08:00:25


At 4/9/08 07:57 AM, tally1989 wrote: it's a dildo from the stone age

rofl
so true

wouldntit get smushed?

YAH MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRR

Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 08:02:34


At 4/9/08 08:00 AM, james44445 wrote:
At 4/9/08 07:57 AM, tally1989 wrote: it's a dildo from the stone age
rofl
so true
wouldntit get smushed?

i think they eated it after they used it


It's only fun if you get a scar out of it

Team Fortress 2 club

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Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 08:06:16


It's bleeding.

Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 08:09:29


At 4/9/08 07:57 AM, tally1989 wrote: it's a dildo from the stone age

Haha, nice one.

At 4/9/08 06:48 AM, MiddleFingerRings wrote: That's probably why it's called Phallus impudicus. I believe Phallus means penis, or something along those lines. It's Greek.

Yep. That's why I mentioned it.


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Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 08:34:01


At 4/9/08 08:32 AM, BonusStage wrote:
At 4/9/08 06:47 AM, WolfBoy300 wrote: I think that you're an immature prick who enjoys looking at penises and anything penis-shaped. Though I could be wrong...
So you're saying that Stamper and pretty much all of the NG crew is riddled with immature pricks?

Or WolfBoy300 just doesn't understand how things work yet.

Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 08:47:58


At 4/9/08 06:48 AM, MiddleFingerRings wrote: That's probably why it's called Phallus impudicus. I believe Phallus means penis, or something along those lines. It's Greek.

LOL! It's Latin.


"What kind of idiot would quote himself" - Gatling

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Response to Penis shaped mushrooms (pics) 2008-04-09 09:16:53


"White to cream"

lol.


I hardly ever come here anymore....

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