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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-10-31 10:56:48


NGPD Roster as of Oct 30, 2011:

Happy Halloweeeeeen everyone! It's nice to see that some activity around here earlier this week, and the sudden upsurge of submissions a few days ago was certainly a pleasant surprise! I managed to nab a little bit of the action for once and I see that some of you got busy! No zeroes this week, which is always a good thing.

Anyways, hope you all are at least doing well lately - haven't heard much aside from "I'm busy with this and that." Not that it's a bad thing, but man I'm gonna bust a nut trying to get this place back into shape once classes are over for the term so y'all better watch out! But for the time being, I'm still putting recruitment on temporary hold at least until I know when we're able to uphold the process effectively. Aside from that, keep up the good work gentlemen! Enjoy this week's roster :)

Oh, and beware of Bedn. He's coming after your PRECIOUS CADNY.

Milestones::
No milestones made this week.

Promotions::
No promotions this week.

Entering The List::
No new members this month.

Leaving the NGPD::
No members retired this week.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username

01) 02,247 | 0,086 | 14.33 | +000.00 | Jonny Police Captain +2
02) 02,233 | 0,012 | 00.--- | +000.00 | TailsPrower Police Captain -1
03) 02,226 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | Spartan204 Police Captain -1
04) 02,158 | 0,122 | 20.33 | +480.95 | Narcissy Police Captain +3
05) 02,107 | 0,015 | 02.50 | +000.00 | Gamewiz Police Captain -1
06) 02,059 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | ilikeblamingcrap Police Captain -1
07) 02,055 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | Rooster Police Captain -1
08) 01,856 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | 34Deadman Police Lieutenant
09) 01,747 | 0,018 | 03.00 | +000.00 | Kaizerwolf Police Lieutenant
10) 01,728 | 0,012 | 02.00 | +050.00 | joeyjoah Police Lieutenant
11) 01,706 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | PowerPrower Police Lieutenant
12) 01,601 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | Sectus Police Lieutenant
13) 01,084 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | Calintz Police Sergeant
14) 00,874 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | ToiletPaper Police Officer
15) 00,871 | 0,000 | 00.00 | --100.00 | zachdamacman Police Officer

Top 5 Gainers::
Narcissy - 122
Jonny - 86
Kaizerwolf - 18
Gamewiz - 15
joeyjoah - 12

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
joeyjoah (18)
Narcissy (9)

Total gain for week: 265

That's 37.86 per day, or 2.52 per day per member.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-10-31 13:56:47


At 10/31/11 10:56 AM, TailsPrower wrote:
Happy Halloweeeeeen everyone! It's nice to see that some activity around here earlier this week, and the sudden upsurge of submissions a few days ago was certainly a pleasant surprise!

Happy Halloween to all of you in the NGPD! I thought it would be nice to drop by for the holiday!

Oh, and beware of Bedn. He's coming after your PRECIOUS CADNY.

Oh noes!
I hope I'm not the only one who understands this joke. You're showing your age here, Tails.

Myself, I've kind of strayed from the internet this month, especially this past week. I've fallen behind in my school work because of idiotic choices like procrastination. A word to the younger crowd here: Don't procrastinate.

Anyway, it's good to see the NGPD still running. There's some real nostalgia here.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-10-31 14:00:07


At 10/31/11 10:56 AM, TailsPrower wrote: Top 5 Gainers::
Narcissy - 122

You know, I really expected more three digits than what we had. Come on, guys, we were just handed a load of submissions.


"Soup actually isn't a spam crew ... Except for Narcissy, that guy sucks." - ih8dude

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-10-31 15:34:09


At 10/31/11 10:56 AM, TailsPrower wrote: 01) 02,247 | 0,086 | 14.33 | +000.00 | Jonny Police Captain +2

After 2 and a half years I'm finally top of the board!


Things are never meant to be easy. Everything is a challenge to someone.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-10-31 16:01:49


Pardon me, I'd like to join the force please.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-10-31 16:08:36


At 10/31/11 04:01 PM, TheRealGamerX wrote: Pardon me, I'd like to join the force please.

I think our Commander/Commissioner has put recruitment on hold until we straighten things out with user absences and such; however, this won't deter me from at least giving you a review of where you stand.

Badge; Check
Post Count; Check (barely :P)
Post Quality; Alright.

If we were recruiting at this moment, I would probably say yes. You do need some improvement on your posting habits, but I see a lot less one line posts than in other potential recruits. It is not up to me though, Tails is the Commissioner who decides all of this, and as far as I can see from the last roster, we've put a hold on recruitment for the time being.

At 10/31/11 10:56 AM, TailsPrower wrote:
Top 5 Gainers::
Narcissy - 122
Jonny - 86
Kaizerwolf - 18
Gamewiz - 15
joeyjoah - 12

3rd place? I'll take it. I didn't feel like I put much effort in for third place though..

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-10-31 16:10:58


Haha I actually tied with Joey for 5th place with the alt account - but I was too lazy to put myself on the list :3

Just your Comish doin what he does best.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-10-31 16:14:29


I understand, I'll try again when recruitment is continued. While on the topic though, what do you suggest that I do to improve my posting habits?

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-10-31 17:53:45


At 10/31/11 04:10 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Haha I actually tied with Joey for 5th place with the alt account - but I was too lazy to put myself on the list :3

If your alt is matching me I might have to visit the Portal more.

I wish I had been there for the surge of submissions; that would have helped.


q

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-03 11:24:03


Looks like tomorrow I'll be going to the doctor for my usual checkup on my leg. Hopefully my sadistic doctor will have good news for me for once.

Wish me luck fellas.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-03 12:32:59


At 11/3/11 11:24 AM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: Wish me luck fellas.

Hope it all goes well for you, bro!


Things are never meant to be easy. Everything is a challenge to someone.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-03 14:22:35


Erm, hello, me again. I was just wondering what the status on recruitment is and when I can expect to begin my apprenticeship period.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-03 16:10:47


At 11/3/11 02:22 PM, TheRealGamerX wrote: Erm, hello, me again. I was just wondering what the status on recruitment is and when I can expect to begin my apprenticeship period.

You waited what, 3 days? The absence of members has been going on for months now, we're going to need a lot of time to get things rolling again. There aren't enough of us paying attention to even vote on your REP if you were to get through the one week apprenticeship period. I'm sorry, you're going to have to wait for now.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-03 16:17:23


Just so I don't wonder: How many people are here and how many do you need for an effective REP vote? How short on active members are you?

I've never bothered with REP votes before, but I'll throw my opinions in if you need them. And if I'm allowed, of course. :o

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-03 16:30:54


Thanks for covering for me Kaizer. This is pretty much the case, the lack of activity lately will negatively impact your recruitment process - that's just the way things are right now. Eventually, school will be out for most of us as the holidays roll in; members will have more spare time and activity will start to climb - that's the point where we'll resume normal operations.

At 11/3/11 04:17 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Just so I don't wonder: How many people are here and how many do you need for an effective REP vote? How short on active members are you?

I've never bothered with REP votes before, but I'll throw my opinions in if you need them. And if I'm allowed, of course. :o

Normally we'll get around 6 or 7 votes. But I'd be comfortable with an REP with at least 5 votes. And OF COURSE you're allowed to participate Sheizen! All former NGPD members are eligible to vote in the REPs. Ronald's been a long standing participant and he's consistently provided valuable input, so there's no reason why I wouldn't let you be a part of the process :)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-07 14:33:37


NGPD Roster as of Nov 6, 2011:

Howdy y'all, I'm a bit late with the roster (again) but at least it didn't take me like two weeks haha. I see we're still hanging in there and we're actually kinda improving with our numbers this week so I'm happy to see that. Finals are just around the corner for me so don't be surprised if I completely drop off the radar for a while - like I've been doing for the past month lol. But once I'm done, I can look forward to a lot of free time for teh internets and making lazy. HOORAY!

Anyways, congrats to the top 5 this week! Especially Joey, who is but one week away from his 20th consecutive appearance in the top 5! Keep up the good work gentlemen! Enjoy the roster :3

Milestones::
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The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username

01) 02,257 | 0,010 | 01.67 | --088.37 | Jonny Police Captain
02) 02,233 | 0,000 | 00.00 | --100.00 | TailsPrower Police Captain
03) 02,226 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | Spartan204 Police Captain
04) 02,198 | 0,040 | 06.67 | --067.21 | Narcissy Police Captain
05) 02,109 | 0,002 | 00.33 | --086.67 | Gamewiz Police Captain
06) 02,059 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | ilikeblamingcrap Police Captain
07) 02,055 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | Rooster Police Captain
08) 01,856 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | 34Deadman Police Lieutenant
09) 01,753 | 0,006 | 01.00 | --066.67 | Kaizerwolf Police Lieutenant
10) 01,740 | 0,012 | 02.00 | +000.00 | joeyjoah Police Lieutenant
11) 01,706 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | PowerPrower Police Lieutenant
12) 01,601 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | Sectus Police Lieutenant
13) 01,084 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | Calintz Police Sergeant
14) 00,879 | 0,008 | 01.33 | +000.00 | zachdamacman Police Officer +1
15) 00,874 | 0,000 | 00.00 | +000.00 | ToiletPaper Police Officer -1

Top 5 Gainers::
Narcissy - 40
joeyjoah - 12
Jonny - 10
zachdamacman - 8
Kaizerwolf - 6

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
joeyjoah (19)
Narcissy (10)
Kaizerwolf (2)
Jonny (2)

Total gain for week: 78

That's 13.00 per day, or 0.87 per day per member.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-07 15:52:32


So slow here. It's sad. I haven't b/ped for months.


Formerly Known As J-Rex

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-07 19:49:46


Damnit joey, you're going to pass me if i don't step it up a bit. Ah well.. I'll do my best to keep ahead. Nicely done on the latest roster Tails, you've taken to your second job fantastically. :D

At 11/7/11 03:52 PM, J-Rex wrote: So slow here. It's sad. I haven't b/ped for months.

That's a shame. You're still a promising young lad, but we're all lagging on our B/P. Even still, I'm finding some time that I'm bored, and when I am, I'll come on and watch a few flashes and put my 6% in for the vote. It isn't much, but with time it should become a bigger number of B/Ps.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-08 08:13:43


At 11/7/11 08:37 PM, TheRealGamerX wrote: Stolen game:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/58 3377
Original Link: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/55 0860

It's up for review now. Good catch, well done :).


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-08 09:22:45


Hey guys been awhile. Anyway I hate to say it but I think I am going to quit the force. I haven't come to this site in ages and I can't bother to B/P anymore it doesn't feel as fun as it used too. I am really sorry but I can't do it anymore. I'll still come by and say hello but don't expect B/P from me. Maybe when Christmas comes I'll rejoin if you allow but until then gents bye.


Siq by Limited thanks man! Ghost/Supernatural Club / High Society/ NGPD

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-08 11:56:58


At 11/8/11 09:22 AM, 34Deadman wrote: Hey guys been awhile. Anyway I hate to say it but I think I am going to quit the force. I haven't come to this site in ages and I can't bother to B/P anymore it doesn't feel as fun as it used too. I am really sorry but I can't do it anymore. I'll still come by and say hello but don't expect B/P from me. Maybe when Christmas comes I'll rejoin if you allow but until then gents bye.

I'm sorry you feel that way but you don't have to QUIT just because you don't B/P. But if you REALLY want to do it I can't stop you as much as I don't want you to.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-08 12:46:47


I got well over 300 b/p last week, and I would've got more if I wasn't distracted by Battlefield 3. Needless to say I don't have much of a life.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-08 18:30:36


At 11/8/11 09:22 AM, 34Deadman wrote: Hey guys been awhile. Anyway I hate to say it but I think I am going to quit the force. I haven't come to this site in ages and I can't bother to B/P anymore it doesn't feel as fun as it used too. I am really sorry but I can't do it anymore. I'll still come by and say hello but don't expect B/P from me. Maybe when Christmas comes I'll rejoin if you allow but until then gents bye.

Aww deadman! I'll fight you, I won't let you! WAHHHH.... ):

I suppose I can't really stop you, but there are some member's who still contribute to the thread but don't always B/P... I wish you would stay, but it's up to you.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-09 11:02:18


At 11/8/11 09:22 AM, 34Deadman wrote: Hey guys been awhile. Anyway I hate to say it but I think I am going to quit the force. I haven't come to this site in ages and I can't bother to B/P anymore it doesn't feel as fun as it used too. I am really sorry but I can't do it anymore. I'll still come by and say hello but don't expect B/P from me. Maybe when Christmas comes I'll rejoin if you allow but until then gents bye.

It's unfortunate that you'll be retiring from the NGPD, but I won't stop you. It's no fun when you force yourself to be a part of something when there's little interest left in it. However I want you to know that b/p'ing isn't the only thing that makes a member around here, there's a lot more you can do for the NGPD than adding numbers.

I wish you well on whatever you set off to do from here, and I certainly hope that you'll pay us a visit in the future. Take care, Deadman!

*Salute*

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-09 15:34:57


At 11/9/11 11:02 AM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 11/8/11 09:22 AM, 34Deadman wrote: Hey guys been awhile. Anyway I hate to say it but I think I am going to quit the force. I haven't come to this site in ages and I can't bother to B/P anymore it doesn't feel as fun as it used too. I am really sorry but I can't do it anymore. I'll still come by and say hello but don't expect B/P from me. Maybe when Christmas comes I'll rejoin if you allow but until then gents bye.
It's unfortunate that you'll be retiring from the NGPD, but I won't stop you. It's no fun when you force yourself to be a part of something when there's little interest left in it. However I want you to know that b/p'ing isn't the only thing that makes a member around here, there's a lot more you can do for the NGPD than adding numbers.

I wish you well on whatever you set off to do from here, and I certainly hope that you'll pay us a visit in the future. Take care, Deadman!

*Salute*

I am positive I will come by and say hi to you all. On that note if I really don't need to quit from here entirely I am happy with that. But I appreciate the response guys even if I have not come here often. Anyway Tails I see no point keep me on the roster since I don't B/P. But if I cant still be a "member" then sure. Again thanks for the comments until next time...
:: Jumps on horse and rides into sun set waving as he goes...


Siq by Limited thanks man! Ghost/Supernatural Club / High Society/ NGPD

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-09 16:07:56


At 11/9/11 03:34 PM, 34Deadman wrote: I am positive I will come by and say hi to you all. On that note if I really don't need to quit from here entirely I am happy with that. But I appreciate the response guys even if I have not come here often. Anyway Tails I see no point keep me on the roster since I don't B/P. But if I cant still be a "member" then sure. Again thanks for the comments until next time...
Jumps on horse and rides into sun set waving as he goes...

I put you on the Inactive list on the roster so you won't appear on future rosters unless you decide to return. That's pretty much standard procedure for people who don't plan on staying very... active :P So that's that.

PEACE :)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-09 23:09:53


*snicker* Just thought I'd share this with you guys, take a look at what someone posted on my Latest News page. Post in question is 4th comment from the top, by Mfan. The only reason why I haven't deleted it yet is because I thought I should share it with you: http://therealgamerx.newgrounds.com/news /post/453967

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-09 23:38:43


I told that fucker not to spill the beans. Now we have to fabricate another secret and highly controversial miscellaneous prerequisite for recruits.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2011-11-11 03:28:22


Stolen game: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/58 3580

Game is site-locked, I assume that the site-lock feature was triggered when the suspect posted it on Newgrounds, this is exhibit A that shows that this game is stolen. Exhibit B, http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53 5832, is that the "author's" username failed comparison with the prequel, Necronator, which was posted by TogeProductions, aka toge-games. Exhibit C, to refine the point presented by Exhibit B, is the original ArmorGames link to the game, http://armorgames.com/play/12524/necrona tor-2 , further showing that this game does indeed belong to, in part or in whole, to TogeProductions. It is clear, ladies and gentlemen of the esteemed NGPD, that this game was ripped/stolen and then posted on Newgrounds by some clown that thought he could get away with it. I have also taken the liberty of contacting TogeProductions via Twitter. Prosecution rests, you may commence whistling.