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How many 5 year olds could you...

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At 11/28/07 11:53 PM, chiefindomer wrote: I could go until I got tired as long as I had that cup. Come on they're 5 year olds. Have you ever been hit by a 5 year old? It doesn't hurt. I used to let my friends little 6 year old cousin hit me in the face to see how hard he could punch. They don't really start hitting that hard until they are around 10 or older.

Funny you say that actually, I don't know about other people but my school here, there is this one 5 year old who is really tough for his age and he's crazy he one punched me in the face and it fucking hurt. Also one that same kid and all his little kid friends (bout 30 of them) chased me around the school oval trying to hit my nuts. But I didn't want no time outs so I just acted like a sissy. But I'd say I could take on an endless amount because..well they're 5..


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Fearless and trained 5 Years old? 25 maybe . . . would be much easier knocking them unconcious if they were a little younger, lmao.


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my god i hate it when little kids try to attack people. especially if they start crawling around bahh. i feel like there gonna bite my ankels and i start jumping around looking for something to climb on lol. that being said if take on about 6 or 7 maybe 16 if they got chickenpoks or something distracting like that.

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At 11/28/07 11:10 PM, Archmage-flash wrote: The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

I'm gonna say maybe 17-19 of them. I say this because I assume that after a while, about 7 will pour out at me and they will beat my ass. Man how long have you thought about this?


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At 11/29/07 03:06 AM, Hanshinboy wrote: I think the real question is. . . .

Is it still illegal to have sex with 5 year olds ?

i think with everyone's attention on mickael jackson you might be able to get away with blaming it on him

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why not healthy british!?! HUH

although in all seriousness, i could take down WAY to much


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One hit to take them out?
If I could do that then I could manage at least 50+ cause I don't tire easy.


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I reckon maybe 20, as well.

Too much thought.

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someone already made this thread ages ago.


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1... my daughter turns 5 next month... and i can barely handle her


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At 11/28/07 11:12 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: You are a sick, twisted, horrible person.

Sign me up for 30.

Psst...I think he's a 5 year old!!


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About, 190. I'd just go all Ju Jitsu on their asses.

>:3

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At 11/29/07 09:23 AM, IrishGun wrote: About, 190. I'd just go all Ju Jitsu on their asses.

>:3

lol.. naruto fan


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At 11/29/07 09:25 AM, MissingNYC wrote:
At 11/29/07 09:23 AM, IrishGun wrote: About, 190. I'd just go all Ju Jitsu on their asses.

>:3
lol.. naruto fan

No, I started before I even heard of Naruto.

I don't like Naruto as much as I used to...

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its ok man... i like it too, im probably one of the oldest people on NG


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I know I could take on 5 toddlers without hurting them.

I just pick them up and put them on the ground, or I trip them, but catch them just as they land and then put them down.

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Redcoin can take on about 2 before his tiny muscles and penis give in.

Hurrr Redcoin is gay.


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Depends how many steroids I've taken that morning.

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If I really had a need to do so, I could probably take on 100-200 of the little buggers.

They'll just run at you and try to hit you, with no respect for strategy whatsoever, so they'll be easy to dodge and counter.

And they're also 5 years old, so that would put them in the weak zone.

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Here is all you need to learn the weaknesses of a 5 year old

There are useful information as:

They can run, gallop and tumble. Even jump over low objects.

And here is how they should look. This one is already knocked out, thats why we can take a picture this close.

How many 5 year olds could you...


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Response to How many 5 year olds could you... Nov 29, 2007


None.
Theyd probably kill me.


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They're 5. Even with a days worth of training, they are still only 5, not even half my weight, height and strength.

I really think you're over emphasizing a 5 year olds abilities if you think a days worth of training will turn them into effective fighters. Have you seen what 5 year olds act like normally? That alone means that the average person would be able to take out 25+ of them, as one solid hit will make the kid cry and run away.

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At 11/28/07 11:48 PM, gregaaron89 wrote: OVER 9000!

Seconded. I could go all day on those little kids.

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unlimited

only one punch is enough to waste em

but i dont like the imagination of punching helpless kids u bastard

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I recon 40 of them if they all kept their heads to the game, but more if the acted like real 5-year olds :P

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At 11/28/07 11:10 PM, Archmage-flash wrote: The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

:- There are no foreign objects.

Does that mean I can't throw pizza or curry or foreign people at the 5-year olds?


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60-100
I'd kick their ass into a wall >:D! It would be awesome, and I would probably get bored since I ALWAYS have brass knuckles on or in my pocket so, yeah, instant kill.


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I'd probably quit, I don't really like to do anything


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5 year olds? I've heard enough shit from those bastards at my old elementary school to want to drop kick them in the face. I would never really do that though

sign me up for 50, and one 6 year old

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40 or so I'd say, I'd get tired.


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