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Why guys masterbate

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Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 15:57:35


Here is my theory to why men masturbate and look at porn. I'll add some personal information into this as well. Well here I go.

When I was with my ex Rebecca, I noticed that I didn't have the urge to look at porn or masterbate. But when I broke up with her I went on to masterbate and look at porn. So here is my theory, I think guys masterbate and look at porn to make up for not having a real relationship. To fill a hole within themselves. That or they are just perverted.

If you wish to know what happened with this Rebecca child then just ask.


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Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 15:59:26


95% of men masturbate, the other 5% lie about it.

You know you wanted to, but you were afraid she'd walk in on you.


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Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 16:00:06


At 5/25/07 03:59 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: 95% of men masturbate, the other 5% lie about it.

You know you wanted to, but you were afraid she'd walk in on you.

I agree in full.

Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 16:00:51


At 5/25/07 03:59 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: 95% of men masturbate, the other 5% lie about it.

You know you wanted to, but you were afraid she'd walk in on you.

lol naw I really didn't want to masterbate anymore when I was with her.....I don't know why but I felt happy.....like I was an entire person (although I wanted to fuck her and she made plenty of very sexy statements =D)


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Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 16:03:52


men masturbate to relieve sexual pressure, to calm down and to become more in touch with oneself. I have a steady relationship and still do it anyway 'cuz its fun

Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 16:05:10


At 5/25/07 04:00 PM, fire-weasel wrote:
At 5/25/07 03:59 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote:
I was an entire person

That is scarily insecure. Seek help.

(although I wanted to fuck her and she made plenty of very sexy statements =D)

Generaly you don't go out with a girl you don't want to have sex with and sexy statements = no oral sex. Can't see why you smile about it.

Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 16:06:38


I think the obvious has been stated.


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Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 16:07:40


womens sex drive isnt as strong as mens. I masterbated atleast 300 times before i ever had real sex with a girl so i think its just cuz they r perverted, i know i am lol


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Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 16:09:03


At 5/25/07 04:03 PM, Fox-Ad-Infinitum wrote: men masturbate to relieve sexual pressure, to calm down and to become more in touch with oneself. I have a steady relationship and still do it anyway 'cuz its fun

This guy's statement seems educated....I agree with this by the way me and my ex had a good relationship...I probably would've gotten to have sex with her if she wasn't s damn insecure and so gaurded


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Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 16:09:12


At 5/25/07 04:03 PM, Fox-Ad-Infinitum wrote: to become more in touch with oneself.

Lmao, was that intentional?

And I don't know why you are just picking men out here, every girl I have ever been with has masturbated as well. It is simply a way to remove sexual tension and build up- if we didn't we'd go around raping everything in sight! It's perfectly natural (look at dogs humping chair legs for example)


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Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 16:10:44


At 5/25/07 04:05 PM, Chris-V2 wrote:
At 5/25/07 04:00 PM, fire-weasel wrote:
At 5/25/07 03:59 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote:
I was an entire person
That is scarily insecure. Seek help.

(although I wanted to fuck her and she made plenty of very sexy statements =D)
Generaly you don't go out with a girl you don't want to have sex with and sexy statements = no oral sex. Can't see why you smile about it.

no, no sir, I wanted to fuck the hell out of her =D she was just to insecure and to gaurded. She wouldn't let me. Sucks ass sir, that's why we are no longer an item.


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Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 16:16:15


At 5/25/07 04:10 PM, fire-weasel wrote:
At 5/25/07 04:05 PM, Chris-V2 wrote:
At 5/25/07 04:00 PM, fire-weasel wrote:
At 5/25/07 03:59 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote:
no, no sir, I wanted to fuck the hell out of her =D she was just to insecure and to gaurded. She wouldn't let me. Sucks ass sir, that's why we are no longer an item.

Quitter, why do you think man invented roofies?

On a more serious note, did you ever try to get her to let her gaurd down? If she felt distrusting towards you, perhaps you didn't put in enough time or simply just didn't get to know her very well. How long had you been an item? Did you ever tell her about yourself?

At the end of the day, although you may thing differently. You would not have slept with her if you didn't think she was trustworty. Cold feet can happen.

Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 16:27:46


Yes I talked about my self and showed an interest in how her day was. She talked about oral sex with me and said how she wants to relieve me sexually....I was intrigues so I asked her about it but she said stuff like "I'd like to, but I'm not sure yet.....I got out of a bad relationship." besdides that we were together for like 4 or five weeks.


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Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 16:32:04


At 5/25/07 04:27 PM, fire-weasel wrote: Yes I talked about my self and showed an interest in how her day was. She talked about oral sex with me and said how she wants to relieve me sexually....I was intrigues so I asked her about it but she said stuff like "I'd like to, but I'm not sure yet.....I got out of a bad relationship." besdides that we were together for like 4 or five weeks.

4 or 5 weeks is not a whole lot, still, it's enough for some. I waited 3 months for it.

Why didn't you finger her or something, would have put the wheels in motion y'know.

Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 16:32:40


At 5/25/07 04:00 PM, slevin wrote: Men masturbate for pleasure. As a man I know this.

and to kill stress and realease endorphins!!!!

Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 16:33:34


oh of course!!! *smacks head* Yes, I shall remember this and do this in my next relationship.


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Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 16:34:03


The cause of mastu rbation is not always insufficient seckings.Its just this dire need to do it.Seriously.


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Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 16:46:08


I think my thread just died


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Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 16:50:55


Nope... Turns out, sometimes guys get horny, and don't have time to get laid. Thend.


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Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 17:09:45


I masturbated and looked at porn even when I had a girlfriend.


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Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 17:15:45


You have no clue what you're talking about man.


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Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 17:17:35


Um, no, lots and lots of people who are not single masturbate, even if they have sex0rz.

Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 17:22:21


Men masturbate because, (to be blunt), it feels "fucking incredible."

Trust me. As a scientist I know this.

Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 17:39:09


At 5/25/07 03:57 PM, fire-weasel wrote: Here is my theory to why men masturbate and look at porn. I'll add some personal information into this as well. Well here I go.

When I was with my ex Rebecca, I noticed that I didn't have the urge to look at porn or masterbate. But when I broke up with her I went on to masterbate and look at porn. So here is my theory, I think guys masterbate and look at porn to make up for not having a real relationship. To fill a hole within themselves. That or they are just perverted.

If you wish to know what happened with this Rebecca child then just ask.

not at all, actually its because we HAVE to, monkeys do it all the time. sperm does build up, and its in our nature ot let it out

now peopel think you can shame guys with like religion or embarassment

they actually had a study that showed that no matter how much you shame a man, he masterbates anyways, and doesn't feel any shame at all.

that and boredom. I don't think yanking it fills anyhole its either boredom or instinct and nature.

Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 17:40:40


It's kind of like a period for men, but more frequent and it feels good. If we can't release into a chick, we release into a toilet, rag, ect, sexual release is essential to a healthy life and if you don't have enough of it you'll implode

Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 17:43:07


At 5/25/07 04:32 PM, subarufreak wrote:
At 5/25/07 04:00 PM, slevin wrote: Men masturbate for pleasure. As a man I know this.
and to kill stress and realease endorphins!!!!

yeah, strangely enough, Masturbation is alot like being a cutter, it does release endorphins

why do you think every time you get hella mad, you think about having angry sex?

Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 17:44:02


We masturbate because it feels nice.

duhh

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Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 17:46:04


so we can level up in penis ranking.

plus its more fun if you do it in public places, like church.

Response to Why guys masterbate 2007-05-25 17:47:43


You know whats hard? Watching porn and trying not to catch a boner.


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