So I saw this movie called "Lews Chaenj" a few nights ago, and after seeing it, it really opened up my eyes to the whole 9/11 conspiracy. It also raised questions that had never been raised before, and I decided to seek out the answers myself. For one, did you know planes that big didn't even exist 6 years ago? Neither did I. Also, jet fuel only burns for three seconds at a mild 72 degrees Fahrenheit, not the 400,000 degrees required to set carpeting on fire or melt steel. Also, steel needs to be fully liquid before it loses it's structural quality.
So I gathered what money I had, and I hopped on the next greyhound bus down to NYC to see the so-called "Ground Zero" site, if it can so be called that. According to the film, the whole concept of Zero was invented by George Bush only three years prior to the attack, while certain key oil companies hold several hundred patents to that thing we called "Ground." Calling it Ground Zero was a clever way to skim profits off the top off an already multi-trillion dollar conspiracy. I know. Mind blowing. Not only that, but George Bush bought a four hundred billion dollar life insurance policy for each tower the night before the attack, and then cashed in on the policies 15 minutes before the first plane hit.
After a 6 hour drive, and several trips to the bathroom for jerking off, I arrived around late-evening only to get the surprise of a lifetime. Apparently, not only did the towers not get hit by terrorists, but the towers never fell at all. Hard to believe, but there they were staring at me in the face. I immediately grabbed my camera phone and a copy of that day's New York Times and I took a picture as proof.
Pretty amazing, isn't it?
I used to be relevant.
