If you think you're brave, then prove it.
You enter now into the greatest, toughest, most dangerous of duels you shall ever experience.
A duel...
...of hats.
If you haven't already fainted from the power of just these words, then feel free to try and take me on with whatever head gear or hair accessory you possess. The winner shall be crowned "Lord of Hats", and will forever be praised as the greatest warrior to have lived.
Bring it, bitches. First up is "Court Jester Hat of egregiousness".
I hardly ever come here anymore....