Just a few observations I made while frequenting the forums.

#1 A person who was hated in their highschool is in all likelihood among the most popular posters on the BBS.

#2 BBS users in general hate people who steal others work, but have no compunction using "STFU" and "O RLY" pictures over and over, obviously designed by another person.

#3 Foreign users can vehemently voice their hatred for the US and everything american, while using every feature of Newgrounds without second thought.

#4 Atheists make more topics about christianity(if only to bitch about it) than christians themselves.

#5 BBS users say noob less than 40% of any other forum.

#6 Most haters of Eric Bauman on the BBS don't actually know his site's name.

#7 Most emo haters don't know why they hate emos.

#8 Shitty, overrated flashes can spawn various topics in less than an hour on the BBS.

#9 85% of BBS users are fifteen and have a voice of credibility on the forums.

#10 A person who makes a goatse flash that incorporates a virus won't have their account deleted. A person who disses the button layout will have their account deleted.

#11 Posting racial slurs is higher up on the BBS rules of not to do than talking about hacking and piracy.

#12 Every user claims to hate Fred Phelps, but will call you gay in their next post if you dare contradict them.

#13 A person can claim how much they hate Wade or Tom Fulp, but whenever either makes a topic you can expect the same user will kiss their ass.

#14 Attention whores are generally frowned upon and will typically have their thread locked, but a well-known user can make a topic telling the BBS to photoshop their pictures and have the thread reach fourteen pages.

#15 More people on the BBS like Greenday more than they like Led Zepplin.

#16 Naruto has a greater fan base on the BBS than John Wayne.

#17 BBS user claim "I'm Rick James, bitch!" is cliche, but will post South Park and Carlos Mencia quotes at the drop of a hat.

#18 There's more sex fictions on the BBS than BBS users.

#19 It's okay to have "Communist, soviet, marxist" in your name, but not nazi or SS.

#20 People menstrate about Bigbadron being a hardass, despite he hasn't handed out the majority of bans(from my knowledge).

A couple I can think of off the top of my head.

At 4/12/07 07:11 PM, JakeHero wrote: #20 People menstrate about Bigbadron being a hardass, despite he hasn't handed out the majority of bans(from my knowledge).

That's your problem, it's from your knowledge.

Also, HOLY SHIT LISTMANIA!!11!1!!

Oh the Irony!
So dark the con of man!!!

Well, this is Newgrounds!

At 4/12/07 07:11 PM, JakeHero wrote: Just a few observations I made while frequenting the forums.

#11 Posting racial slurs is higher up on the BBS rules of not to do than talking about hacking and piracy.

That statement is actually pretty arguable. I personally think that it should be higher since anyone here is able to spew out some racial slurs, wile only the very few know how to hack or steal flashes (or have the programs to do it).

At 4/12/07 07:11 PM, JakeHero wrote:
#2 BBS users in general hate people who steal others work, but have no compunction using "STFU" and "O RLY" pictures over and over, obviously designed by another person.

Don't forget stealing photoshops from EncyclopediaDramatica

#4 Atheists make more topics about christianity(if only to bitch about it) than christians themselves.

Don't forget trolls who pretend to be christian to the extreme.

#5 BBS users say noob less than 40% of any other forum.

One of the good things.

#6 Most haters of Eric Bauman on the BBS don't actually know his site's name.

#7 Most emo haters don't know why they hate emos.

They're gay, or something.

#8 Shitty, overrated flashes can spawn various topics in less than an hour on the BBS.

Don't forget underrated KK topics.

#13 A person can claim how much they hate Wade or Tom Fulp, but whenever either makes a topic you can expect the same user will kiss their ass.

"Cool" "Awesome" Both acceptable posts in any one of Toms or Wades threads.

#17 BBS user claim "I'm Rick James, bitch!" is cliche, but will post South Park and Carlos Mencia quotes at the drop of a hat.

This, is, Les Bos!

#20 People menstrate about Bigbadron being a hardass, despite he hasn't handed out the majority of bans(from my knowledge).

Bigbadron is the funnest mod evar.

Of course some of those are exaggerated but you do a fine show at pointing out flaws of the BBS.

21# people frown upon users that make shitty jokes with additions to lists, but whenever the opprotunity arises, you can be sure they're there with 5 seperately posted, one liner add-ons.

None of those apply to me in any way. But then again, I'm one of the few.

At 4/12/07 07:11 PM, JakeHero wrote: #1 A person who was hated in their highschool is in all likelihood among the most popular posters on the BBS.

Unconfirmable, but I wouldn't be surprised.

#2 BBS users in general hate people who steal others work, but have no compunction using "STFU" and "O RLY" pictures over and over, obviously designed by another person.

Well, catchphrases are a different league than a full length flash...

#3 Foreign users can vehemently voice their hatred for the US and everything american, while using every feature of Newgrounds without second thought.

I don't see the vastly strong link between NG and the USA, btut whatever.

#4 Atheists make more topics about christianity(if only to bitch about it) than christians themselves.

Heheheh, that's a good one.

#5 BBS users say noob less than 40% of any other forum.

I don't get this one.

#6 Most haters of Eric Bauman on the BBS don't actually know his site's name.

I don't think that's true at all though.

#7 Most emo haters don't know why they hate emos.

But I DO think this one is.

#8 Shitty, overrated flashes can spawn various topics in less than an hour on the BBS.

How this is ironic, I don't know. It is however rather annoying.

#9 85% of BBS users are fifteen and have a voice of credibility on the forums.

Again, where's the irony?

#10 A person who makes a goatse flash that incorporates a virus won't have their account deleted. A person who disses the button layout will have their account deleted.

Well this is just a blatant lie. Dunno where you got this from.

#11 Posting racial slurs is higher up on the BBS rules of not to do than talking about hacking and piracy.

Because we're a social community, and emotive harassment is more of an issue than legal tidbits, however serious. People still get banned.

#12 Every user claims to hate Fred Phelps, but will call you gay in their next post if you dare contradict them.

I don't even know who that is, and I have not heard anyone speak of him. What forum do you frequent?

#13 A person can claim how much they hate Wade or Tom Fulp, but whenever either makes a topic you can expect the same user will kiss their ass.

Not always true.

#14 Attention whores are generally frowned upon and will typically have their thread locked, but a well-known user can make a topic telling the BBS to photoshop their pictures and have the thread reach fourteen pages.

That's not irony, that's just the respect and allowance granted to regs.

#15 More people on the BBS like Greenday more than they like Led Zepplin.

Have you conducted a poll?

#16 Naruto has a greater fan base on the BBS than John Wayne.

See above. I still fail to see the irony.

#17 BBS user claim "I'm Rick James, bitch!" is cliche, but will post South Park and Carlos Mencia quotes at the drop of a hat.

Roll with the times...

#18 There's more sex fictions on the BBS than BBS users.

Nah.

#19 It's okay to have "Communist, soviet, marxist" in your name, but not nazi or SS.

Says who?

#20 People menstrate about Bigbadron being a hardass, despite he hasn't handed out the majority of bans(from my knowledge).

... you can't see the ban list.

A couple I can think of off the top of my head.

Eh, 4/10.

At 4/12/07 07:11 PM, JakeHero wrote: #19 It's okay to have "Communist, soviet, marxist" in your name, but not nazi or SS.

In related news there is a communist club on the C&C but every time I try to make a fascist one it will be deleted.

Ahh! List of irony! How did you manage to cacualte all the numbers though?

At 4/12/07 07:11 PM, JakeHero wrote: A couple I can think of off the top of my head.

Yeah right. You spent all night on this and you know it.

i lol'd cause its so true but oh well what do you expect fomr the bbs?

That was great, most of those I'd already thought about, but I sitll liked it.

At 4/12/07 07:25 PM, Zerok wrote:

#10 A person who makes a goatse flash that incorporates a virus won't have their account deleted. A person who disses the button layout will have their account deleted.

Well this is just a blatant lie. Dunno where you got this from.

I hate giving out the name of the user who does this(because it only feeds their egos to have their names mentioned), but the instance of Err0r- comes to mind.

As for other questions, the reason I put "Ironic Things About the BBS" instead of "Annoying" or "Hypocritical" is because it would be assumed another thread where a kid pmses about the BBS. So I included a myriad of things that are ironic and annoying at the same time and named it thus.

At 4/12/07 07:11 PM, JakeHero wrote: #2 BBS users in general hate people who steal others work, but have no compunction using "STFU" and "O RLY" pictures over and over, obviously designed by another person.

That was a popular trend at least a year ago. They aren't hard to make in Photoshop, anyways. All caps impact font with black stroke and stupid picture

#3 Foreign users can vehemently voice their hatred for the US and everything american, while using every feature of Newgrounds without second thought.

What, exactly, does Newgrounds have to with America, other than having been designed in that country? What's the slogan again, "Everything, By Everyone"? Not "Everything, By Americans."

#4 Atheists make more topics about christianity(if only to bitch about it) than christians themselves.

You'd be surprised how many counterpart Religion-espousing topics I've seen thrown around.

#6 Most haters of Eric Bauman on the BBS don't actually know his site's name.

Welcome to December 2005.

#7 Most emo haters don't know why they hate emos.

Welcome to January 2006

#8 Shitty, overrated flashes can spawn various topics in less than an hour on the BBS.

Any examples you'd care to point out?

#9 85% of BBS users are fifteen and have a voice of credibility on the forums.

More 16 y/o users have posted in this thread.

#10 A person who makes a goatse flash that incorporates a virus won't have their account deleted. A person who disses the button layout will have their account deleted.

Really? I demand examples.

#11 Posting racial slurs is higher up on the BBS rules of not to do than talking about hacking and piracy.

Because Tom hates racial profiling. Read it in the NG Lit section.

#12 Every user claims to hate Fred Phelps, but will call you gay in their next post if you dare contradict them.

Who the fuck is Fred Phelps?

#14 Attention whores are generally frowned upon and will typically have their thread locked, but a well-known user can make a topic telling the BBS to photoshop their pictures and have the thread reach fourteen pages.

Maybe because someone you have an emotional investment in means more to you than an attention whore no one cares about.

#15 More people on the BBS like Greenday more than they like Led Zepplin.

Both of those bands are, in a word, horrible. I believe that you've just joined the Greenday hate Bandwagon that left for the Oregon trail last summer. Thus, just to spite you, I'll say "greeday is better".

#16 Naruto has a greater fan base on the BBS than John Wayne.

Naruto is terrible. I despise hentai, anime, and any other related Jap shit. But then again, JW's movie are almost as bad and cliché as aforementioned animations.

#18 There's more sex fictions on the BBS than BBS users.

Have you read mine? They are probably the best the BBS has to offer in terms of sheer entertainment- shock value.

#19 It's okay to have "Communist, soviet, marxist" in your name, but not nazi or SS.

Since when?

#20 People menstrate about Bigbadron being a hardass, despite he hasn't handed out the majority of bans(from my knowledge).

BigBadRon is a really funny guy, and he DOES lock topics and ban users at the drop of a hat. However, this puts him securely among the best our moderation team has to offer. Almost all of the others don't come around, anymore, or are just plain wet blankets, with the possible exceptions of Canas, and Maus.

A couple I can think of off the top of my head.

Try harder to stay in the present, rather than pointing out fads that fizzled long ago.

Well, the funny thing is...this isn't irony, I've done alot of research one time, because I heard several meanings about it. I don't know what the topic starter initially meant when he used the word irony but the common use for irony is something wich is "funny". This is flase, irony is a form of sarcasme, no, it isn't a form of sarcasme, it is sarcasme, but only in a more insulting way, I don't see anything remotly insulting in the stated list.
Let's talk about the list shall we? You pretty much nail it. Although I can't find msyelf anywhere in it. Just ahppen to be one of those lucky few. (I'm not a vet, but me no n00b).

At 4/12/07 07:47 PM, SiMpSoN-Grrrrooooove wrote: it isn't a form of sarcasm, it is sarcasm,

you're American, right?

At 4/12/07 07:11 PM, JakeHero wrote: Just a few observations I made while frequenting the forums.

#1 A person who was hated in their highschool is in all likelihood among the most popular posters on the BBS.

Probably true.

#2 BBS users in general hate people who steal others work, but have no compunction using "STFU" and "O RLY" pictures over and over, obviously designed by another person.

Putting the words "O RLY" on a picture isn't really all that hard. I'd hardly call it "Designing work".

#3 Foreign users can vehemently voice their hatred for the US and everything american, while using every feature of Newgrounds without second thought.

Meh.

#4 Atheists make more topics about christianity(if only to bitch about it) than christians themselves.

Yes. Just yes.

#5 BBS users say noob less than 40% of any other forum.

The 13 year olds are growing up.

#6 Most haters of Eric Bauman on the BBS don't actually know his site's name.

Why should they. It's cool to hate him ;p

#7 Most emo haters don't know why they hate emos.

Leik coz dey arnt kool lolz

#8 Shitty, overrated flashes can spawn various topics in less than an hour on the BBS.

Yeah so.

#9 85% of BBS users are fifteen and have a voice of credibility on the forums.

Isn't that a good thing...

#10 A person who makes a goatse flash that incorporates a virus won't have their account deleted. A person who disses the button layout will have their account deleted.

Um not funny.

#11 Posting racial slurs is higher up on the BBS rules of not to do than talking about hacking and piracy.

You know this how.

#12 Every user claims to hate Fred Phelps, but will call you gay in their next post if you dare contradict them.

Who?

#13 A person can claim how much they hate Wade or Tom Fulp, but whenever either makes a topic you can expect the same user will kiss their ass.

Sucking a modcock a day keeps the banstick away.

#14 Attention whores are generally frowned upon and will typically have their thread locked, but a well-known user can make a topic telling the BBS to photoshop their pictures and have the thread reach fourteen pages.

I'll say.

#15 More people on the BBS like Greenday more than they like Led Zepplin.

Not really.

#16 Naruto has a greater fan base on the BBS than John Wayne.

Probably

#17 BBS user claim "I'm Rick James, bitch!" is cliche, but will post South Park and Carlos Mencia quotes at the drop of a hat.

Not so much anymore.

#18 There's more sex fictions on the BBS than BBS users.

Not true.

#19 It's okay to have "Communist, soviet, marxist" in your name, but not nazi or SS.

Meh so what.

#20 People menstrate about Bigbadron being a hardass, despite he hasn't handed out the majority of bans(from my knowledge).

Well how the fuck would you know.

At 4/12/07 07:11 PM, JakeHero wrote: #7 Most emo haters don't know why they hate emos.

Well, for the most part, people hate emos because they're emo! Emos are weird...and they scare me

At 4/12/07 07:36 PM, JakeHero wrote: I hate giving out the name of the user who does this(because it only feeds their egos to have their names mentioned), but the instance of Err0r- comes to mind.

Well if you've got beef maybe you should let Wade know. I've seen some of his shit, and I haven't got any viruses. And I don't know of anyone who was deleted for dissing buttons.

As for other questions, the reason I put "Ironic Things About the BBS" instead of "Annoying" or "Hypocritical" is because it would be assumed another thread where a kid pmses about the BBS. So I included a myriad of things that are ironic and annoying at the same time and named it thus.

You should probably use the right words instead of the wrong ones. =\

At 4/12/07 08:06 PM, Zerok wrote: Well if you've got beef maybe you should let Wade know. I've seen some of his shit, and I haven't got any viruses.

People reported that after watching his flash that their printers would either print distorted images or gay porn. Afterwards, their printers were never functional after it.

People have contacted Wade via Paltalk about Err0r-, but they said he refused to delete Err0r- since he was a lvl 15.

And I don't know of anyone who was deleted for dissing buttons.

I actually don't remember the kid's name, but I remember one of the administrators made a topic about the kid. If it didn't happen I wouldn't make this shit up nor would I be so specific.

You should probably use the right words instead of the wrong ones. =\

I believe some of the things I list could be considered ironic.

At 4/12/07 07:51 PM, evil-clown-12 wrote:

At 4/12/07 07:47 PM, SiMpSoN-Grrrrooooove wrote: it isn't a form of sarcasm, it is sarcasm,

you're American, right?

Haha, what the hell, what does being an American have to do with that little phrase? =p

Really, tell me, I don't see it.

But err...n...no I'm not that God loving-oh-look-I'm-fat person...I rather have waffles and chocolate instead ;)

I'll give you a hint, you can see my country from your beach.

At 4/12/07 07:11 PM, JakeHero wrote: #2 BBS users in general hate people who steal others work, but have no compunction using "STFU" and "O RLY" pictures over and over, obviously designed by another person.

Memes = public domain

Reposts are inevtiable.

#6 Most haters of Eric Bauman on the BBS don't actually know his site's name.

Haha, I doubt that.

#9 85% of BBS users are fifteen and have a voice of credibility on the forums.

Age means nothing.

#10 A person who makes a goatse flash that incorporates a virus won't have their account deleted. A person who disses the button layout will have their account deleted.

Hahahaha, oh wow.

Shut up.

#11 Posting racial slurs is higher up on the BBS rules of not to do than talking about hacking and piracy.

Freedom of speech > copyright law

Habeeb it.

#15 More people on the BBS like Greenday more than they like Led Zepplin.

Both suck.

#16 Naruto has a greater fan base on the BBS than John Wayne.

Both are horrendously overrated.

#17 BBS user claim "I'm Rick James, bitch!" is cliche, but will post South Park and Carlos Mencia quotes at the drop of a hat.

Only the shit users do that....

#19 It's okay to have "Communist, soviet, marxist" in your name, but not nazi or SS.

I see somebody knows absolutely nothing about politics.

For comparing Communists to Nazis, you deserve to die.

At 4/12/07 07:11 PM, JakeHero wrote: #10 A person who makes a goatse flash that incorporates a virus won't have their account deleted. A person who disses the button layout will have their account deleted.

And this happened... when?

At 4/12/07 07:11 PM, JakeHero wrote: Just a few observations I made while frequenting the forums.

#4 Atheists make more topics about christianity(if only to bitch about it) than christians themselves.

#6 Most haters of Eric Bauman on the BBS don't actually know his site's name.

#7 Most emo haters don't know why they hate emos.

#13 A person can claim how much they hate Wade or Tom Fulp, but whenever either makes a topic you can expect the same user will kiss their ass.

#14 Attention whores are generally frowned upon and will typically have their thread locked, but a well-known user can make a topic telling the BBS to photoshop their pictures and have the thread reach fourteen pages.

#15 More people on the BBS like Greenday more than they like Led Zepplin.

#16 Naruto has a greater fan base on the BBS than John Wayne.

#17 BBS user claim "I'm Rick James, bitch!" is cliche, but will post South Park and Carlos Mencia quotes at the drop of a hat.

#20 People menstrate about Bigbadron being a hardass, despite he hasn't handed out the majority of bans(from my knowledge).

A couple I can think of off the top of my head.

ok stfu noob: thats one, led zeppelin kicks green days punk rock ass: another, i don't speak in tv quotes or cliches, fuck naruto, i don't care about hating or asskicking any fulps or hating Bigbadron, photoshoping is hella fun, emos talk to you to make you feel sorry and won't shut up, im athiest but i don't make anti-christian topics, and lastly
Fuck Eric Buaman and Ebuam's World!
you my good man, have been pwnd.

Nice comparisons.
Now their cover is blown...

At 4/12/07 07:11 PM, JakeHero wrote: #1 A person who was hated in their highschool is in all likelihood among the most popular posters on the BBS.

haha SO TRUE

#4 Atheists make more topics about christianity(if only to bitch about it) than christians themselves.

Yes indeed.

#6 Most haters of Eric Bauman on the BBS don't actually know his site's name.

I just can't stand Retrocrush. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT.

#9 85% of BBS users are fifteen and have a voice of credibility on the forums.

Credibility from who? 14 year olds?

#12 Every user claims to hate Fred Phelps

the fuck is that?

#14 Attention whores are generally frowned upon and will typically have their thread locked, but a well-known user can make a topic telling the BBS to photoshop their pictures and have the thread reach fourteen pages.

Yeah, at least you have to become well-known first.

#15 More people on the BBS like Greenday more than they like Led Zepplin.

Which is weird because who likes either of those?

#16 Naruto has a greater fan base on the BBS than John Wayne.

Dude, who the fuck watches those old ass movies here?
No one.

#17 BBS user claim "I'm Rick James, bitch!" is cliche, but will post South Park and Carlos Mencia quotes at the drop of a hat.

What's a Carlos Mencia quote???

At 4/12/07 07:15 PM, Kidiri wrote: Well, this is Newgrounds!

Insert photoshopped picture of Tom replacing King Leonidas in the well known "This is Sparta" scene?

At 4/12/07 08:27 PM, ijustowndU wrote: ok stfu noob: thats one, led zeppelin kicks green days punk rock ass: another, i don't speak in tv quotes or cliches, fuck naruto, i don't care about hating or asskicking any fulps or hating Bigbadron, photoshoping is hella fun, emos talk to you to make you feel sorry and won't shut up, im athiest but i don't make anti-christian topics, and lastly
Fuck Eric Buaman and Ebuam's World!
you my good man, have been pwnd.

Stereotype BBS non-regular. Even though you think you disproved everything, you did it in such a horrible fashion that I laughed at.