Have you ever had a near death experience if so what happened? Did you see jesus and he told you that you were coming back to life or whatever.
near death experience
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I went to hell and Satan is actually a nice person.
Fuck you.
At 3/22/07 05:18 PM, Jon4life wrote: I went to hell and Satan is actually a nice person.
Does he really sit on a chair and watch porn all day
Yeah.
I opened my eyes and saw a bus travelling towards me.
Skype: the_sleuth
Drowning, laughing to the point where I couldn't breath and choking.
Why is there always a fat guy on a float whenever I go to the wave pool?
i almost died when my chiwawa attacked me in the bathroom.... O.o
yepp
At 3/22/07 05:49 PM, Texsk8er56 wrote: i almost died when my chiwawa attacked me in the bathroom.... O.o
wtf are you doing with a chwala ( how the hell do you spell it?
Almost! didn't see any light or big tunnel and didn't see anyway god welcoming me with open arms.
My friend once almost drowned me in a pool. It was strange, grasping for air, yet so peacefull.
<3
Well a few..
When I tried to jump off my roof..
Um.. almost drowned in butlins..
Some weird german kid with anger problems was holding a giant rock above my head when I was like 6 in spain which woulda killed me..
Meh.. I dunno.. Theres more just cant be arsed..
Self harming I guess..
At 3/22/07 05:49 PM, Texsk8er56 wrote: i almost died when my chiwawa attacked me in the bathroom.... O.o
Almost.. Damn.
I wanna go to hell! My near death experience was Michael Jackson gettin' it on with me. AAHHHHHHHHH!!! HHHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!
Long time, no see!
At 3/22/07 05:56 PM, KipptheCool wrote: I wanna go to hell! My near death experience was Michael Jackson gettin' it on with me. AAHHHHHHHHH!!! HHHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!
i'll help you heres some advice take his nose off it will distract him and when he's distracted ram a dildo up his ass and RUN LIKE FUCK!!!!!
