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Biggest pussy ever

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Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:47:46


I play lacrosse and have been playing for the past 4 years. I am pretty decent(probably 4th or 5th best on the freshman team.) There is another kid, let's call him John. John sucks. He sucks harder. Harder than your mom after she blows her child support money on crack. So we were practicing 2 on 1 ground balls. (2 offensive middies, one defensive middie) I was the defensive middie. So John is about to pick up the ball and I level him. Flat-out assrape. My coach tells me it was a good hit. I'm usually not that aggresive. John is laying on his back, when he starts to cry. I'm thinking 'is this guy serious.' He walks off the field and just quits for the rest of the day.

So after practice, I get home and take a shower, like usual. When I get out my mom is talking on the phone. i can tell she is angry. The conversation ends.
'So, I hear you have been picking on this john kid at practice'
'What?'
'His mom just called. He got home and he said he wanted to quit. She said you hit him really hard.'
'It's lacrosse. that's what you do.'
'Well you didn't have to be so rough'
I lift up my sleeve. My arm is covered in bruises.'yeah cause everyone takes it easy on me'
'well it's his first year'
'Mom. It is a violent sport. If he is babyed in practice what will he do when he gets in a game and gets rocked by a d-pole'
'His mom is very upset.'
'I don't care'

I am not a fucking mean guy. this just pushed me over the edge. I mean, really, sBBBBBBBBBBBjvgshdgfagftysdahgd FUCK!

Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:49:13


That some big pussy there man ;)


what

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Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:49:16


Next time you see him, deck him.

Great conversation starter.


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Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:49:28


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i can kick your ass

Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:50:23


Punch him in the scrote and spit on his twitching body.

Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:50:29


I love the aggression in lacrosse

probably is even more aggressive than hockey, although I am not one to prove that because I do track, the least aggressive sport ever.


If life lets you down, remember you were the fastest sperm to the egg

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Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:50:45


Damn, what a fucker.


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Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:51:21


You play like you practice. If you always take it easy on yourself and teammates, then you will struggle when it comes to the real thing.

It seems that he's just not suited for lacrosse.


I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was.

Now what I'm with isn't it and what's it seems weird and scary to me.

It'll happen to you!

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Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:51:40


Well did you at least beat him with the pole?

DID YOU?!


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:51:55


I hate people who pretend to be hurt.

They're just fucking attention whores.


;

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Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:52:07


I totally agree with you. Invite him over and show him the ropes and not to be so soft. Perhaps you could form a relationship.

Or you can take a shit in his underwear drawer so his mother will think he has a bowel problem.

Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:54:15


Have Bedn steal his candy.

Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:54:28


He cried over a hit lolz.


KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.

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Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:54:32


I can't believe that retard said you were picking on him. When I play football the coach always says to go full out, like in a game, he doesn't care if it is a first year player against a last year player, he lets you fucking rock whoever you want to. Sounds like your coach is like that to!


Rawr Sabres fan.

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Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:55:22


lacrosse was violent once firewater came into the picture

you ruined it all

Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:55:39


When I was in elementary school my class went to this other classroom where there were these "special" kids.Well I accidentally bump into a special ed kid .I say sorry and move along.Then my teacher comes to me with the kid and she says"this kid said you hit him". Well naturally I objected saying it was an accidental bump and I said sorry.well the kid is just staring at me, and so I reluctantly say "sorry."the kid leaves and I tell myself, why does my school have to put up with these idiots.

Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:56:02


It was his first year. No wonder he wanted to quit. He's obviously a very sensitive person and maybe you should go a bit easier on him.


I hope everybody had a real, real good time.

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Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 20:56:05


Cool.


Check da rools or watever, b niec. It should say always b a tough guy.

Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 21:00:01


Wanna know the irony?

95% of the people here would do the exact same thing.


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Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 21:01:30


At 3/19/07 08:59 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: i had a pic of a girl with a pussy all the way up to her boobs I found on the meatspin forums but I lost it

you are a brave man going into those forums


If life lets you down, remember you were the fastest sperm to the egg

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Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 21:02:18


At 3/19/07 09:00 PM, McFooFa wrote: Wanna know the irony?

95% of the people here would do the exact same thing.

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Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 21:02:29


What a fucking pussy. You should kick his ass tomorrow in school.


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Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 21:03:59


At 3/19/07 08:59 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: the meatspin forums

Tell the truth, do you have internet-aids from that forum?

Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 21:05:43


At 3/19/07 09:03 PM, American-Chinker wrote:
At 3/19/07 08:59 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: the meatspin forums
Tell the truth, do you have internet-aids from that forum?

http://www.meatspin.com/forums/index.php?show topic=2909

found it. NSFW!!

Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 21:24:04


At 3/19/07 08:50 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Punch him in the scrote and spit on his twitching body.

What he said.

Oh and afterthat, throw him in a dumpster

Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 21:31:54


At 3/19/07 08:57 PM, LiquidSapphire wrote: I can tell he's a pussy from reading his name. John.

Lol I had a friend named John and yes he was a pussy, he got me real pissed by messing up my Need For Speed 2! I had just unlocked the cop car too! So I picked him up with one hand and hit him with the other, he had a black eye and to my surprize...He did not cry!


XDeeZeroZero4Two-thousand six.

Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 21:39:47


At 3/19/07 08:56 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: He's obviously a very sensitive person and maybe you should go a bit easier on him.

If thats the case perhaps Larcrosse isn't for him.


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Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 21:41:35


I entered this thread hoping for a pic of said pussy. You have denied me of my unalienable rights.


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Strain The Flamin' Cows, Dammit!

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Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 21:44:30


omg man!!!

theres this kid and he wants for the same reason!!!
he called my mom and said that because i laid him out after he tried (and almost) laid me out!(were about the same size...)

Response to Biggest pussy ever 2007-03-19 21:48:56


What a pussy!