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So my mom just ate something Bad..

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Tonight for dinner we had fishsticks ( Like a true American family!). And my mom pulled out some of this tarter sauce from march 11th. When i looked at the date i said "Mom i don't know if you should eat that. Its from march 11th" " Bullshit, i can take it". I said ok and right after she ate she said she feels gas pains in her stomach and already farted a few times. My worry is that what if she farts to much and pulloutes my house. What shall i do?


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Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 18:10:28


Hit her?


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Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 18:11:47


At 3/19/07 06:10 PM, B-aSt-Ar-d wrote: Hit her?

Thats the worst thing to do..-.-


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Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 18:11:54


fake.

women dont fart.

Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 18:12:04


Has anyone ever told you how much your threads suck?


yeh

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Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 18:12:05


OMG 8 DAY OLD TARTAR SAUCE

fish n chips murder

Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 18:13:29


Push her down the stairs.


Xbox Live gamertag: Teh David

Playstation Online name: TehDavid

Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 18:13:46


you need to disimpact her anus with a long, slender, cylindrical object with a round top.

that should do it.

Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 18:13:48


At 3/19/07 06:12 PM, Sarcasm wrote: Has anyone ever told you how much your threads suck?

once actully


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Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 18:15:08


When I read this threads title, I thought you would say she ate horse sperm.

Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 21:14:09


I don't think it's been done

Rape Her.

Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 21:17:10


Say I told you so and stroke her breasts lovingly.


I hope everybody had a real, real good time.

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Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 21:21:15


Hit her on the head with a mallet.

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Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 21:23:13


Stick your dick in her ass. That should be sure to clog it well enough to make it stop.

Unless you dick it to small.

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Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 21:25:07


Punch her in the vagina.
Repeatedly.


If I have a kid, I'm gonna teach him not to be faggot.

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Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 21:31:08


Kill her! To death!


smoke meth and hail satan

Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 21:47:47


Febreeze is your best friend.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 21:52:34


Open a window?


I've been Fab since the re-design,have you?

JUST BECAUSE I LISTEN TO COREY HART :'[

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Response to So my mom just ate something Bad.. 2007-03-19 21:54:52


At 3/19/07 09:52 PM, cornbin wrote: Open a window?

I hate Newgrounds sometimes. This is literally the only serious reply. FFS.

I dunno, if the window doesn't work... I guess you could just rape her or something.


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