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I combed my pubic hair.

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I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 16:58:21


And boy, Do I look slick!!

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 16:58:59


pics or it didnt happen.

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 16:59:04


At 3/18/07 04:58 PM, Bus-Driver wrote: And boy, Do I look slick!!

You look... FABULOUS!!

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 16:59:08


That's sooo interesting.

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 16:59:29


Pics or GTFO.

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 16:59:35


At 3/18/07 04:58 PM, MARINE wrote: pics or it didnt happen.

100% agreed with this statement.


XDeeZeroZero4Two-thousand six.

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 16:59:36


Stop and think.
"Is this shit really funny?"
No.


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Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 16:59:53


I like to shave them off.They make my penis look tacky.

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 16:59:54


At 3/18/07 04:58 PM, MARINE wrote: pics or it didnt happen.

Lol.

Damn, shortest post ever.

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:00:44


I lol'd. And I don't have enough to comb, yet. Otherwise I'd try it right now.

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:01:35


At 3/18/07 04:59 PM, Rozner wrote:
At 3/18/07 04:58 PM, Bus-Driver wrote: And boy, Do I look slick!!
You look... FABULOUS!!

I know, I feel so classy.

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:01:43


At 3/18/07 04:59 PM, RedCoin wrote: Stop and think.
"Is this shit really funny?"
No.

Too late.


XBL Gamertag: TrainerMarcus

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Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:01:55


Pics.
I demand some pics!

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:03:25


At 3/18/07 05:00 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote:
At 3/18/07 04:58 PM, Bus-Driver wrote: And boy, Do I look slick!!
And why would you do that?

Its a free country! Isn't it?


XDeeZeroZero4Two-thousand six.

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:03:59


At 3/18/07 05:01 PM, Jimmy-jackass wrote: Pics.
I demand some pics!

Why, you want to see my balls?

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:04:19


I've always tried to keep my pubes better groomed than normally expected but they are stubborn. I've tried shampooing them and conditioning them but they always remain very curly and brillo-like.

I comb them with my fingers while I poop to give me something to do. Considering the knots and whatnot by the end so much hair has been removed from my nether nest that a pile usually sits just inside the rim of the toilet with a little on the edge of the seat.

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:05:09


I've always thought about doing the same thing, but didn't have the balls to try it. :/

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:06:09


At 3/18/07 05:03 PM, Bus-Driver wrote:
At 3/18/07 05:01 PM, Jimmy-jackass wrote: Pics.
I demand some pics!
Why, you want to see my balls?

No, he just wants to be a Jackass.


XDeeZeroZero4Two-thousand six.

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:06:38


I'm Sorry Completely Don't understand.

1. Why Tell Anyone?
2. People have their own pubes to comb, you should have given us tips. >:D

Btw, only combing pubes isn't going to give the full affect of "slickness".

:o

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:06:55


What is really classy is Taking a hair straightener and straightening your pubes. Or for the rebel in all of us you can get a pube mohawk

trust me chicks dig that

If you would like to discuss something do not hesitate to contact me

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Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:07:05


I gel mine.


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Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:08:42


At 3/18/07 05:03 PM, Bus-Driver wrote:
At 3/18/07 05:01 PM, Jimmy-jackass wrote: Pics.
I demand some pics!
Why, you want to see my balls?

Yes, very much so.

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:09:02


At 3/18/07 05:06 PM, Lockout wrote: What is really classy is Taking a hair straightener and straightening your pubes. Or for the rebel in all of us you can get a pube mohawk

trust me chicks dig that

A pube mohawk would get stuck in your zipper, Now that's Bad boy!

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:22:03


why do you want pics of a guys combed pubes? are you gay?

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:31:40


That is completely and utterly disgusting.


"We went to his office to find evidence of cloned organ development. There was nothing. No salarian hearts, no turian livers, not one krogan testicle." - Garrus, Mass Effect

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Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:32:46


All it took was a quick shave and you've finally found it.

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:34:59


At 3/18/07 05:09 PM, Bus-Driver wrote:
At 3/18/07 05:06 PM, Lockout wrote: What is really classy is Taking a hair straightener and straightening your pubes. Or for the rebel in all of us you can get a pube mohawk

trust me chicks dig that
A pube mohawk would get stuck in your zipper, Now that's Bad boy!

Thats awesome. Girls love that!

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 17:49:24


At 3/18/07 05:06 PM, Lockout wrote: What is really classy is Taking a hair straightener and straightening your pubes. Or for the rebel in all of us you can get a pube mohawk

trust me chicks dig that

you got to go for the mr. T or pube liberty spikes, now thats a zipper buster

Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 18:16:16


gay spam must delet but sadly im not a mod.....stay right here ill go get one!


Down on the corner, out here in the street. Willy and the Poor Boys are playin'. Bring ya nickels tap ya feet.

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Response to I combed my pubic hair. 2007-03-18 18:22:53


At 3/18/07 05:05 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: I've always thought about doing the same thing, but didn't have the balls to try it. :/

that could be interpreted one of two ways


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