Rofl, rasing american flags :D

ow sounds like it hurt, but at a soccer game a friend of mine got nailed in the nuts and a cleat tore a hole in his sac, he rushed to the emergency room and apparently he said they used surgical hot glue on it.... didnt sound like fun

At 2/6/07 08:00 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: EWW

STITCHES ON THE BALLS

GRODY

STFU NOOB

caps? what caps? I see no caps?

Someone I know had that. He was out for like a week from school. I can't imagine the pain.

At 2/6/07 08:00 PM, Choujin0 wrote: Since you kept talking about scouts and cabins and camping and shit, I thought you were setting up the scene for a 'a bear ripped my balls of' kind of thing.

Well, no bear, and a lot of words.

Fuck You. I want my money back.

I'm sorry my life isn't on giant fucking story book. Go write a fan fiction about my escapade and add whatever the fuck you want, and make it only 5 sentences, so lazy fucks like you don't have to complain about the length.

At 2/6/07 08:03 PM, E-2 wrote: Answer my question: Why does god make men's balls so fragile to pain?

What, since I paid attention in sex ed a little bit means I'm an expert on genitals? I don't know why when you get kicked in the balls it hurts more than if you got kicked in your arm. Maybe its because they're supposed to be handled with care, or maybe because there isn't any muscle or fat to protect them, kind of like how your shin hurts when that gets kicked. Myabe its both, I don't have a god damn clue.

At 2/6/07 08:12 PM, StoneGuy wrote: ow sounds like it hurt, but at a soccer game a friend of mine got nailed in the nuts and a cleat tore a hole in his sac, he rushed to the emergency room and apparently he said they used surgical hot glue on it.... didnt sound like fun

That definitely doesn't sound like something I want to go through. Having some stitches on my scrotum is bad enough.

At 2/6/07 08:14 PM, Underload wrote:

At 2/6/07 08:00 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: EWW

STITCHES ON THE BALLS

GRODY

STFU NOOB

Thank you for that. Although I would have gone Wade Fulp on his ass

Are you on fucking crack?

caps? what caps? I see no caps?

I have no clue what you are talking about.

HAHAHAHA parody: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=65 1740

Well im not the ball doctor, but your family jewels are outside, and out in the open for a REASON!

Its so they stay a certain temperature.

I'm a boyscout too actually, it's a pretty fun thing to be involved with. Campings trips are always great.

I'm scared some day I'm gonna get my balls tied in a knot now.....fuck man I'll be worrying about that every day now...thanks -.-

At 2/6/07 08:48 PM, Seasons wrote: I'm a boyscout too actually, it's a pretty fun thing to be involved with. Campings trips are always great.

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT BALLLLLLZ TIED UP!

I miss doing the Pinewood Derby. I placed first in my county in 4th grade.

At 2/6/07 08:48 PM, Viper7070 wrote: I'm scared some day I'm gonna get my balls tied in a knot now.....fuck man I'll be worrying about that every day now...thanks -.-

I'm scarred.

At 2/6/07 08:50 PM, Preternatural wrote:

At 2/6/07 08:48 PM, Viper7070 wrote: I'm scared some day I'm gonna get my balls tied in a knot now.....fuck man I'll be worrying about that every day now...thanks -.-

I'm scarred.

lmao, you have scars on yer balls?!

At 2/6/07 08:34 PM, E-2 wrote: HAHAHAHA parody: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=65 1740

Thanks for that. I really hate some one who doesn't put any effort into parodies.

At 2/6/07 08:48 PM, Seasons wrote: I'm a boyscout too actually, it's a pretty fun thing to be involved with. Campings trips are always great.

Check out your PMs. I sent you one about a crew I'm making

At 2/6/07 08:50 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: I miss doing the Pinewood Derby. I placed first in my county in 4th grade.

Look above about my response. And the Pinewood Derby was the shitz back in the day. I never did any good, but it was still fun.

At 2/6/07 08:52 PM, Aliensandwich wrote:

At 2/6/07 08:50 PM, Preternatural wrote:

At 2/6/07 08:48 PM, Viper7070 wrote: I'm scared some day I'm gonna get my balls tied in a knot now.....fuck man I'll be worrying about that every day now...thanks -.-

I'm scarred.

lmao, you have scars on yer balls?!

Why not? their important part of your life. Second only to your dick

omg, I kinda did not want to hear that but it sounded like your happy to still have your family jewels.

At 2/6/07 09:09 PM, Dadog1132 wrote: omg, I kinda did not want to hear that but it sounded like your happy to still have your family jewels.

There balls not family jewls.

Wasn't there an episode on the Venture Bros. where the exact thing happened? I think it was Dean who got his balls all up in a knot. Literally. Anyways, interesting story, TheThing. You'll have to share more ;)

*sheds tear*

so brave little lad!

At 2/6/07 10:18 PM, smeagol1 wrote: *sheds tear*

so brave little lad!

For fuck sake they're just nuts

At 2/6/07 06:21 PM, TheThing wrote:

In Boyscouts, if you're gay, you're out.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=65 1815 i have made a topic for that issue. oh and about ur balls, i thought u were gonna end up losing them at the end of your story, did u test them out to see if they worked?

Is it true they offer you a rubber nut?

At 2/6/07 09:09 PM, Dadog1132 wrote: omg, I kinda did not want to hear that but it sounded like your happy to still have your family jewels.

I hope I sounded happy to have my jewels still around. I like being able to reproduce.

At 2/6/07 10:09 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Wasn't there an episode on the Venture Bros. where the exact thing happened? I think it was Dean who got his balls all up in a knot. Literally. Anyways, interesting story, TheThing. You'll have to share more ;)

I never saw the episode. I don't watch the Venture Bros too often. ANd only for you would I share the rest of the story.......

At 2/6/07 10:18 PM, smeagol1 wrote: *sheds tear*

so brave little lad!

Thank you, my courage almost broke after the 2nd hour, but I held on.

At 2/6/07 10:31 PM, AustinR wrote: Is it true they offer you a rubber nut?

No, seeing how I still have both intact, they wouldn't have offered a rubber nut to me.

At 2/7/07 12:20 AM, StarF68 wrote: Grahhh, that's painful to just think about. Anyways, luckily you came out of it okay. I mean, that sucks that it happened at all, but it could definately be worse. :D

Anyways, thanks, now I'm going to be paranoid to go to sleep.

Ah, after the first couple days you get over it. You realize it happens to a small percentage of people. It seems to be just a random thing.

Cool.

At 2/7/07 07:47 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: There are others that are less fortunate

(NSFW, obv)

wtf???

At 2/7/07 07:47 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: There are others that are less fortunate

(NSFW, obv)

My eyes are on fire. Why would some one what to do that to themselves?

did you see him pop his nuts out???

What do the contest winners get?????

At 2/6/07 06:22 PM, RacistBassist wrote: First to request pics

I'm so glad that your proud to be gay. Good boy.

At least they are still alive!

Poor guys.

ouch taht must of hurt like hell
hope u feel better man