yippe only 10 or 11 more

post time yeah posy post ok that was random bullshit ha ok just poosting

'They look just like you and me, only when they look at you, all they can think about is "who wants cake?" That's right...They all want cake...'

At 11/4/06 12:26 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote:

No prob ;) this rating gig isn't all that bad, actually (though I hope one of the more literate and fair users will eventually rate me, once we're past the 5th page).

I would offer to rate you, but 1) I may be biased since you rated me :P 2) I don't think I'd be very good at it.

Still, if no one else will, I'll give it a shot if you want and if I get the time.

Thanks again for the rating :D

At 11/5/06 01:58 AM, King wrote:
Thanks again for the rating :D

Ah, no prob at all...it's what couch-warming slobs like me are for, with 5 minutes of spare time.

And thanks for the rating offer, anyhow.

So, back to the rating list...

At 9/28/06 02:18 AM, UndeadAssassin wrote:

Can I be rated?

Well, yes, I suppose :D

Name Originality: Not bad, not bad at all. Sure, a lot of people are calling themselves "killer" or "assassin" or "murdering-whatever", but very few of them make it Zombified. It also simply SOUNDS good, with is a definite plus...originality alone doesn't count for jack-shit. 7,5/10

Sig: Impressive picture, actually. I'm pretty partial to Hellish themes myself. The coloring and illustrarions are good, and the lettering is also appropriate for the theme. 7,5/10

Display Picture: Oooh. Maybe THAT'S what you mean by undead...a robot. Cool, I guess. The trouble is that the pic itself isn't all that symmetric, and you've gotta squint a bit to see the robot in its entirety. Zoom in on the face and upper body and leave out the legs, and it should look better. 6/10

BBS posts: Whoa...one-liner, one-liner, one-liner, one-liner, one-liner. Pretty repetitive, and not very imaginative or orignal content. Try to express yourelf a bit more, don't just post single, short comments that no one will really notice. 2,5/10

Blam / Protect: Considering the fact that you've been around for about 8 months, I think you should have a slightly higher level than Police Officer, man. 2 more minutes per day in the portal would do your grade some good. 6/10

Whistle: Bronze...ok, not horrible, but not quite average either. Sadly, the big fellow upstairs (HoboPorn, in this case) prefers seeing at least a "Silver" level in the profiles of those who he rates. 5/10

Level: Level 9...not bad, I guess, considering how long you've been on the site. Keep up the good work, though. 7/10

Reviews: Hm. Though not too numerous, your reviews are actually a lot more extensive and originally written than your BBS posts. Giving as much feedback to new and experienced flash artists alike is always a good idea, so good one. 7,5/10

Flash / Audio: None, like me ;( 0/10

Bonus: I swear, I've JUST sent message to Hobo about that. Hopefully, he'll get back to me soon enough.

So, overall, your total rating is: 5/10

Work on those BBS posts, man. Be more creative.

I've changed a lot since the first page. Would you mind rating me again? (my name stands for the bird flu virus in case you were wondering.) and...err... I'm not really a girl. Petroleum is no more.

Work on those BBS posts, man. Be more creative.

Are you sure you didn't read all my posts? Or if you just read the first page.

At 11/5/06 04:40 AM, UndeadAssassin wrote:

Work on those BBS posts, man. Be more creative.

Are you sure you didn't read all my posts? Or if you just read the first page.

Pretty sure, I flipped though at least 10 pages worth of your posts.

The longest post you ever wrote (that I could find) was and 8-liner that you posted in order to tell some fellow that he didn't know jack about zombies.

Of course, I might be wrong. I'm actually hoping that people don't believe that I go though each and every page of their posts to find out what kind of BBS posters they are :/

At any rate, on to the next dude in line:

At 9/28/06 08:30 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

rate me please dudes

Sure thing. I'm sorta hoping my rating won't be too biased, in this case, since I think I already know you from the Italian Club :D

Name Originality: Definetely an original nick, I must say. It's got a nice wtf-ish feeling to it, and it also sounds pretty good. The problem is that it's a bit too long...shorten it down a tich and it'll be almost perfect. I suggest replacing "Sandwich" with "Burger" ;) 7,5/10

Sig: Well, the sandwich is there, which is good. The bad part is that the backround is kind of bland, and I also think you've had that popular snowified modification for quite some time. Change things up a bit once in a while, ask one of the Sig Crew members to give you a hand. They're pretty good, you'll probably like the results. 6/10

Display Picture: Argh. Randomness. With badly pixelated pictures, no less! No biscut 4 u. 3,5/10

BBS posts: Not all that extensive, but not all that short either. More importantly, you seem to be a pretty cheerful, non-insulting person (from what I've read) and with all the whiners and snobs in this Forum, a nice person once in a while is well-met indeed. Make sure you don't get bitter like the rest of the regulars. 8/10

Blam / Protect: Gadzooks, Captain after an entire year? Come oooooooooon. You can do better than that. I mean, sure, checkign out the crap that you find most of the time in the portal can get boring after a while, but that's what the "dark" user's aura is for, man! Blam 'em all to hell. 5/10

Whistle: Silver! Excellent. HoboPorn would be pleased. 7/10

Level: 11...ooooh. Not bad at all. Heck, I've been here for 2 or 3 months more than you have, and I think I'm still a level 11. 8/10

Reviews: Again, a tad short (and few in number), but cheerful. It's the kind of thing that makes inexterienced artists wanna make more flashes and get better. Good work indeed. 7,5/10

Flash / Audio: None. Zip. Nada. 0/10

Bonus: You're part of the elite Italian club! You get a hug. No points, though.

And your final evaluation isssss...

6,5/10. A 7 minus-minus, if you will ;)

The longest post you ever wrote (that I could find) was and 8-liner that you posted in order to tell some fellow that he didn't know jack about zombies.

Of course, I might be wrong. I'm actually hoping that people don't believe that I go though each and every page of their posts to find out what kind of BBS posters they are :/

On somewhere around 15-18 I have a couple of posts with up to 24 lines.

PM me when mine is done, i cant wait to be rated =)

Alright, last one for the day. Please excuse any obvious grammar mistakes my part, at any rate...I just spent all the energy of my left digits in playing that goddamned Red Baron game >:(

At 9/28/06 08:31 AM, Myst wrote:

Rape me please, but don't waste your time with preliminaries since you don't have much time, just go with the fast stuff :)

Damnit, you ruined it for me :( I can't very well rape the willing, now, can I?

Oh well. At least ACT surprised and shocked when I make my "move", next time.

Name Originality: Awesome nickname, all jokes aside. Concise, mysterious, and quite original. Also, it just sounds real nice. Kinda like "Shadow", only less threatening. 9/10

Sig: ...hey, wtf, did your sig just latch on a virus to my computer? Oh well, not that my brothers will notice...they've got so much porn stacked in this thing, Pop-up viruses are all over the place all the time anyhow. About the actual picture...nothing inspiring, but not all that bad either. Simple, really. A 6,5 out of 10.

Display Picture: Very WTF-ish. Gas mask...hm. Interesting. And the gleam of your monitor makes it look kinda cool. 7/10

BBS Posts: Normally, I'd say something like "Kinda few in number, considering the fact that you've been around since 2001"...but I can see that some of your posts are really extensive and expressive. You seem to be a fairly mature sort of fellow, which means you've been around for a while, but you're not excessively bitter like some of the better-known BBS forum users. I say this because I kinda get the feeling (from what I've read) that you're not much of a band-wagoner, and that you give pretty straight answers to people. A good poster, all in all. 8/10

Blam / Protect: ...well, that's a level that very, very few of us will be able to reach in the next 3 or 4 years. Hell. Good freaking job. 9,5/10

Whistle: Bronze. According to Hobo, that's slightly less than adequate. 5/10

Level: Everything I said about the Blam / Protect stuff, times 2. Nice work. 9,5/10

Reviews: Definetely a good, solid number of reviews. As I expected at this point, your reviews were all pretty good. Encouraging when they have to be, positively criticizing when necessary, and pretty much always pretty mature (the "Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D" review caught my eye...I totally support what you said there. Crappy graphics, no real humor, and very little effort. Wonder how those things make it out of the portal...). 8,5/10

Flash / Audio: The stick fight movies were pretty funny, if not flawlessly drawn :D good stuff. 7/10

Bonus: Sorry, still don't know what the "bonus" category is really all about...still waiting for Hobo's response on that one.

So, your final verdict is: 8 minus outta 10. Technically, the highest overall rating I've given, as of yet.

Me? Please?

Rate me please.

A very nice review buddy, it touched my heart. Since you took time to write it, I'll answer :)

At 11/5/06 11:22 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote: Name Originality: Awesome nickname, all jokes aside. Concise, mysterious, and quite original. Also, it just sounds real nice. Kinda like "Shadow", only less threatening. 9/10

Originally, my name was Mystboy, but it sucks big time, I don't know why I added the "boy", but it's like ... five years ago hehe. The name Myst comes from the "Fly" manga, it's one of the bad guys' name, the character's concept was pretty cool and the name sounded good.

Sig: ...hey, wtf, did your sig just latch on a virus to my computer? Oh well, not that my brothers will notice...they've got so much porn stacked in this thing, Pop-up viruses are all over the place all the time anyhow. About the actual picture...nothing inspiring, but not all that bad either. Simple, really. A 6,5 out of 10.

Yeah, I should get myself a decent sig pic, I'm a little lazy to be honest. I don't know about the virus thing though.

Display Picture: Very WTF-ish. Gas mask...hm. Interesting. And the gleam of your monitor makes it look kinda cool. 7/10

Yeah, it's actually a gaz mask designed for smoking, if my webcam was better the pic would be cooler too.

BBS Posts: Normally, I'd say something like "Kinda few in number, considering the fact that you've been around since 2001"...but I can see that some of your posts are really extensive and expressive. You seem to be a fairly mature sort of fellow, which means you've been around for a while, but you're not excessively bitter like some of the better-known BBS forum users. I say this because I kinda get the feeling (from what I've read) that you're not much of a band-wagoner, and that you give pretty straight answers to people. A good poster, all in all. 8/10

Reading this just made my day, I really appreciate it and it makes me think peope might appreciate efforts in posts, it definitely motivates me to try harder.

Blam / Protect: ...well, that's a level that very, very few of us will be able to reach in the next 3 or 4 years. Hell. Good freaking job. 9,5/10

I'm not especially good at it, I've just been doing this for a while :P

Whistle: Bronze. According to Hobo, that's slightly less than adequate. 5/10

Agree with that, I should try to get gold whistle at least ...

Level: Everything I said about the Blam / Protect stuff, times 2. Nice work. 9,5/10

Everything I said about Blam / Protect stuff :)

Reviews: Definetely a good, solid number of reviews. As I expected at this point, your reviews were all pretty good. Encouraging when they have to be, positively criticizing when necessary, and pretty much always pretty mature (the "Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D" review caught my eye...I totally support what you said there. Crappy graphics, no real humor, and very little effort. Wonder how those things make it out of the portal...). 8,5/10

That's very nice too, I don't review that much, but when I do it I try to make it worth reading.

Flash / Audio: The stick fight movies were pretty funny, if not flawlessly drawn :D good stuff. 7/10

Dude, I should definitely get rid of my old stick movies, it's kinda ashaming they got such a high score. I really think some of my friends raised it ...

Bonus: Sorry, still don't know what the "bonus" category is really all about...still waiting for Hobo's response on that one.

Bleh ?

So, your final verdict is: 8 minus outta 10. Technically, the highest overall rating I've given, as of yet.

Thanks a lot man, I really appreciated reading it and I'm impressed with the depth of the rating. It's also a good idea to pm me about it, I probably wouldn't have noticed before a while if I haven't. Really, thank you :)

P.S.: if you need extra people for the rating, I offer my help since you rated me so generously :)

If you have the time, rate me please.

Ill have mine to go please.

Rate me.

Myst, you should rate me first if you become a rater here :P

*Gives 20 bucks to Myst*

There ya go :)

I don't get it...

At 11/5/06 06:23 PM, Myst wrote:

Thanks a lot man, I really appreciated reading it and I'm impressed with the depth of the rating. It's also a good idea to pm me about it, I probably wouldn't have noticed before a while if I haven't. Really, thank you :)

Like I said, no problem. The depth of the rating derives from the fact that lately I haven't had all that much to do besides schoolwork, since half of my class (the good one) is on a schooltrip that I simply couldn't afford.

P.S.: if you need extra people for the rating, I offer my help since you rated me so generously :)

Thanks for the offer, but if you really feel like doing this stuff too, you've gotta ask HoboPorn about it, not me. He's the one who made this entire topic, I've just been stealing his thunder for the last page or so ;)

Anyhow, here's my first rating for the day, before I get on my morning's homework (it's actually 3:57 a.m. here, in Rome...goddamn, I need to focus...)

At 9/28/06 09:15 AM, DarkDragonVX wrote:

Rate Me I think? is that good?

Good? Who knows? You might turn out to be fun to evaluate, and you might be an obnoxious prick. Only time will tell.

But yes, I'll rate ya :D

Name Originality: Personally, I think you should leave it at "DarkDragon" and ditch the Roman numerals. They make the nick too long, and don't really seem to have a point. Also, the X goes before the V, technically. At any rate, the already impressive term "Dragon" with a mysterious term like"Dark" is a definite win. 7/10

Sig: Alright, One Piece! I used to watch that cartoon all the freaking time a few years back...I only got to the point where Monkey was beating the snot out of that Sand fellow. I checked out Wiki, and apparently they've gone through a whole crap-load of stuff after those moments that I've missed out on :( ...oh well. The sig in itself is ok, graphically speaking, though you should try and do something with the image. Perhaps focus a bit more on a few of the characters' faces...I can't really see 'em all that well. 7,5/10

Display Picture: Resident Evil 4...they tell me it revolutionized the entire genre. I'm actually planning to get it, now that I've read the Resident Evil books and such. However, the lettering is small and non-impressive. Either go with a scary image, or make the lettering larger. 6/10

BBS Posts: Well, you seem to be into a LOT of videogaming, which is ok. The trouble is that you don't seem to participate in any other types of threads, except for the occasional "What would you do if..." type-thread that no one actually takes seriously. Check out other parts of the forum, get into a few verbal tussles with some of the smarter people, be more expressive. There's a lot more than video-games and joke-topics in here. 5/10

Blam / Protect: Huh? You've been here pretty much the same amout of time that I've been here, and you're only a Police Lieutenant. I'm sure you could do better than that if you only checked out some of the fresher flash vids in the NG portal. 6,5/10

Whistle: Normal, like my own, which Hobo is going to vote 0 on, if he ever rates me. 0/10 for you too, in other words.

Level: Same deal with the Blam / Protect things I said. Spend a minute or two per day on this stuff, it'll do your level some good. When it comes to the simple Level, technically speaking, you don't even have to look at the sometimes-crappy new flashes...you could even just check out the top-rating stuff on the front page. 6/10

Reviews: Not too numerous, but you're an OK reviewer, all in all. You're not overly offensive of crappy flash vids, and you're encouraging when you think you have to be. Good. 7/10

Flash / Audio: Well, you made a single flash vid, which is far more than I can say for myself :D and the flash itself wasn't all that bad. 6,5/10

Bonus: Ok! I finally got HoboPorn to tell me...he basically said that I'm supposed to decide what the person's specialty is and give him/her a bonus for it.

So you get a bonus for...One Piece. A 7/10

So your grand total is: 5,8/10. 6 minus.

I'll be working on some homework now, but I'll see what I can do for the rest of page 6 of this topic later on today.

1000th post!

Rate me please.

Alrightey, next one in line.

At 9/28/06 09:19 AM, DarkSytze wrote:

Mememememememe.

Me.

Pft. Pushy, pushy.

Name Originality: Truth be told, I dunno what "Sytze" is supposed to mean. Maybe you made the word up, or maybe it's just me. At any rate, it sounds sorta cool. Placing the prefix "Dark" was definetely a good idea, 'cause it makes it sound cool (and not just "sorta"), since "Dark" always sounds good. 7/10

Sig: The "MONKEY SEX" link kinda jumps out at ya, and the topic it leads to is pretty funny. The sig itself, however, isn't all that inspiring...kinda bland, actually. I'm guessing you made it the same color as the NG forum-backround on purpouse...but I still think you should make it a darker and cooler shade of grey. 6/10

Display Picture: Very cool. The NG tank is quite awesome, and adding the flag with your nick on it was also a fairly good idea. The green looks good too. 8/10

BBS Posts: You're a jokester, from what I read, and a fairly funny one at that (though the joke about crabs on pg 52...argh...was kinda...er...painful). A bit too many one-liners though. Having fun is definetely a plus, but try to participate in slightly more serious conversations once in a while. For the hell of it. A fellow who's been around on the forum for as long as you have should be able to discuss important stuff with other fellows without much trouble. 7,5/10

Blam / Protect: Aw man, c'mooooooon...Security Guard, after 3 years? Seriously now, you'd be at least an Elite Guard Something-something, if you'd just spent a minute per day voting on stuff in the portal, 'till now. 3/10

Whistle: Normal. Hobo hates normal. With a PASSION. 0/10

Level: 10? C'moooooooooooooooooooooooon. 3 years, dude. What've you been up to? 3/10

Reviews: You seem to be a fair reviewer, all in all. You tell people about the stuff you think they should add or cut out from the flash, which is what a lot of artists nead to hear. 7,5/10

Flash / Audio: Flash by DarkSytze = None HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. (Kidding. Still, 0/10)

Bonus: Eh, you put Saw 1 and 2 and Gladiator as your favorite movies in your profile. Awesome movies, really. 8/10

And your final evaluation is: 6,8/10. 7 minus.

At 11/3/06 11:09 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote: I also asked him if it was ok if I finished off a few pages worth of user-ratings for him, so people don't start thinking that this thread really IS dying, and he told me to go for it.

Excellent, Truth be told, you're going into a lot more detail than he ever did, and I'm not just saying that because I'm coming up.

I'd like to be rated. That would make me smile.

At 11/6/06 10:41 AM, SmackBang wrote: Just PM me whe my rate is complete... i think i asked to be rated on page 19 or something like that and i have not seen my rate so just a simple PM to notify me when it is comeplete thanks.

that would be because they haven't broken page 10 yet. I think they are still at page 6 or 7.

At 11/6/06 08:30 AM, Jerkapotomus wrote:

Excellent, Truth be told, you're going into a lot more detail than he ever did, and I'm not just saying that because I'm coming up.

Er...suuuure, of course you're not.

Seriously though, you needn't worry. The Freakazoid sig is really all you need ;)

And all jokes aside (for real this time, I swear :D), I think the extra-detail I put in my ratings is due to the fact that I'm brand-new at this, and that very same extra-detail is probably going to go right out the window when I start getting bored with these ratings (which hasn't happened yet, fortunately). The fact that Hobo's still planning on finishing this entire topic off kinda scares me, really...

Ok, anyhow, before getting on to the next fellow in line, I have a few things to say:

. : At 9/28/06 09:22 AM, Julafton wrote:

woo rate me, rate me^^

Uh...sorry dude, you're going to have to send in another...966 posts or so to the site in order to qualify :( good luck with that.

At 9/28/06 09:30 AM, FuckingDumbass wrote:

This is shit.

Erm...uh...

...sorry, so you ordered a medium Fuck You Up The Ass with a side a fries, sir? Any Suck My Love Stick with that, perchance, or will you be having it plain? Oh, and please take some Shut The Hell Up Ya Whiney Brat at the next window, it's complimentary.

;)

At 9/28/06 09:32 AM, Nickjot wrote:

Do it Hoboporn.

If you want Hobo to rate you (which is more than just a bit understandable, since I just started this stuff out) then please specify that. I'll get to work on it myself, though, if you don't care who rates ya.

And FINALLY, on to the next rating:

. : At 9/28/06 05:48 PM, GunsAreDrawn wrote:

A rating thread that was actually planned and well-thought-out? No way!

Rate me please.

Sure thing.

Name Originality: Huh. Not a bad nick at all, all things considered. I guess normally I might have lowered your mark down because of the slightly excessive lenght of the name, but now that I'm used to people called ShitOnAStick and Dream_of_Whatever (Duke, maybe? Geez, he might not even be posting anymore...) running around the forum, I'm not surprised at it. And like I've said before, weapons have a certain attractive look to them, being deadly, and so even their names stirr curiosity and interest (so basically, your idea of having a weapon in your nickname was essentially a good one). Portraying the actual Drawing of the Guns was also a good idea, since it makes them active (in other words, dangerous). I vote 8,5 on this one.

Sig: Hm. The Greek lettering...are you part of a fraternity or something? Alpha Sigma Fi University, perhaps?

And what does "The Cause is Hidden, but the Power is Very Known" mean? Unless you're studying Medival Latin (the bastardized verison), that's basically what that Latin stuff translates to. At any rate, it looks alright. More inspired than most of the anime/mosnter sigs that I've seen lately. 7/10

Display Picture: Hey, a hockey player, awesome. What are you, Bantam? Goddamn, makes me wish I hadn't had to stop playing :( At any rate, it's cool, but it's very badly pixelated. Try to do something about that. 7/10

BBS Posts: Ah, there we go. You're one of the fellows that doesn't focus on one type of thread alone: you get interested in joke threads AND serious threads, and participate actively in 'em. Keep up the good work. You could have writen a bit more posts in these past 3 years, but still, good stuff. 7,5/10

Blam / Protect: Whoa dude, Police Captain? You've been around since 2005! I say to you what I've said to several people already: "C'mon". Work a bit more in the main portal on the day-to-day ratings. You'll be surprised at the results you could have achieved by now. 5/10

Whistle: Bronze. Darn. Hobo prefers a Silver whistle...anything below that kinda sucks. 5/10

Level: 10, huh? Not bad, not bad, considering how hard it's getting to level up lately. Jeepers, I hope they change that system at some point, or no one's gonna get to level 10 anymore, in a few years. 7,5/10

Reviews: Written in a grammatically correct manner (which is rare indeed), but a bit too few in number. Still, better than 300 crappy reviews written in 1337-speak. 6,5/10

Flash / Audio: Cool, you made a song. More than I can say for myself, certainly. 6,5/10

Bonus: uh...you seem to be into hockey, which I definetely respect. Hard fucking work, that is, but it pays off in more ways than one. 9/10

So, your grand total rating is...6,3 out of 10. A 6+.

Awsome thread, okay go ahead rate me kind sir. I'm looking forward to what the reply will be.

At 11/6/06 11:41 AM, Beane wrote: Awsome thread, okay go ahead rate me kind sir. I'm looking forward to what the reply will be.

read the topic title and the first post before you reply. Just a tid-bit.
Otherwise you will get flamed and/or ignored.

keep on postin' ;)

Ok, finaly! rate me please!

Why do I need 1000 posts to be rated? You're obviously not going to read through more than 100 posts at the very most.

Just rate me anyway asshole. Erm, please.