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I love England

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I love England 2006-09-12 10:44:06


I know no one will find this interesting but newgrounds is a place to express opinion.
Im very proud to live in england for these reasons
We have some really cool rock bands such as Queen and Black Sabbath
We have crumpets, tea and Coffee
Were apparently the most yobbish country ever
we have some cool shows such as mock the week and have I got news for you
we live near Scotland
we live near Ireland
any one here from england/britain

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 10:51:41


At 9/12/06 10:50 AM, Simon wrote: To bad Queen was gay.

Well, not all the members.


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Response to I love England 2006-09-12 10:53:03


At 9/12/06 10:44 AM, FlammingShadow wrote: Were apparently the most yobbish country ever

And that's why most country's hate England.

Ensuing flame war not intended.

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 10:53:31


Why the fuck are you proud of chav/yob culture?!

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 10:54:58


At 9/12/06 10:53 AM, ClottedCreamFudge wrote: Why the fuck are you proud of chav/yob culture?!

Ok im not (hits self)

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 10:55:02


At 9/12/06 10:53 AM, -Raguel- wrote: And that's why most country's hate England.

God damn it! I apostrophised instead of pluralising, look what Newgrounds is doing to me!!

countries

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 10:56:33


queen wasnt bad at all

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:03:13


At 9/12/06 10:44 AM, FlammingShadow wrote: I know no one will find this interesting but newgrounds is a place to express opinion.
Im very proud to live in england for these reasons
We have some really cool rock bands such as Queen and Black Sabbath

We also churnout shit like the tosser from euro vision this year, S-club 7, Hearsay ect

We have crumpets, tea and Coffee

Ok i'll let you off on the crumpet front

Were apparently the most yobbish country ever

What?!? Your proud that we have teenagers going round our streets vandalising, stealing ,football holaganism, beating up the innocent and killing those that stand up to them

we have some cool shows such as mock the week and have I got news for you

We also have crap shows like Eastenders, My Hero and endless repeats of Murder She Wrote.

we live near Scotland

Gotta love those ginger, funny talking, whisky swilling lunatics

we live near Ireland

Gotta love those ginger, funny talking, whisky swilling lunatics

any one here from england/britain

As you may have guessed i am and there is more wrong with the UKL than there is right. My top 5 problems with us are as follows.
1: Yobs, I've already said about them
2: The high number of immigrants getting in
3: The increasing rate of fat people in the UK
4: the government and how it deals with the problems
5: The Queen. What does she do? give the royal mony to charity and have them earn their spending money like the rest of us.
e-v

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:05:08


Im English.I still think England sucks tho


Get Fuckle'd

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Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:27:54


We also churnout shit like the tosser from euro vision this year, S-club 7, Hearsay ect

I know those are crap bands

Ok i'll let you off on the crumpet front

Ok

What?!? Your proud that we have teenagers going round our streets vandalising, stealing ,football holaganism, beating up the innocent and killing those that stand up to them

No I don't like teenagers vandalizing or killing im just glad britain isn't full of pussys

we have some cool shows such as mock the week and have I got news for you

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:29:30


Those are just some of the reasons I hate living here.


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Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:33:03


i live in england and it rocks!!!!!

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:33:07


At 9/12/06 10:44 AM, FlammingShadow wrote: I know no one will find this interesting but newgrounds is a place to express opinion.
Im very proud to live in england for these reasons

I'm proud to live there also, but i would very much like to escape it soon. It takes it's toll on you

We have some really cool rock bands such as Queen and Black Sabbath

Our music, whilst not necessarily those bands, IS awesome. perhaps not the modern stuff, but seriously, we have music geniouses

We have crumpets, tea and Coffee

a-fucking-men.

Were apparently the most yobbish country ever

Actually, that's one of it's largest suck factors. I wish they would all die.

we have some cool shows such as mock the week and have I got news for you

and more. However, American TV is just as good, if not better. We have those occasional decent shows though.

we live near Scotland

The Scottish hate us. But yeah, we live near an awesome country

we live near Ireland

They also hate us. But they're cool aswell.

any one here from england/britain

Plainly, I'm from Kazakstan.


I hardly ever come here anymore....

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Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:33:52


Im forced to live it since i live there, but i've always wanted to set parts of it on fire...


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Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:34:05


At 9/12/06 10:44 AM, FlammingShadow wrote: I know no one will find this interesting but newgrounds is a place to express opinion.
Im very proud to live in england for these reasons
We have some really cool rock bands such as Queen and Black Sabbath
We have crumpets, tea and Coffee
Were apparently the most yobbish country ever
we have some cool shows such as mock the week and have I got news for you
we live near Scotland
we live near Ireland
any one here from england/britain

acculy germany is the most yobby, my freind came from germany and he says that people fought outside his road car alarms where going off all the time, everyone were dicks and he also said this what i thought was quite intresting he was in the top class's in all of the schools he went to in germany, now hes gone into england and hes in most middle bottom classes,

The people that told you that we eat crumpits (what the hell is a crumpit IM BRITISH THEY DONT EAT CRUMPITS) where probaly american and the people who told you we where yobby where probaly the french,

LOOKS LIKE ENGLISH EDUCATION S BETTER THAN GERMANYS :) SHAME THAT MY SPELLING IS NOT AS GOOD AS A GERMANS THOUGH ISNT IT lmao

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:34:52


At 9/12/06 11:27 AM, FlammingShadow wrote:
No I don't like teenagers vandalizing or killing im just glad britain isn't full of pussys

Chavs are pussies you retard! There is nothing brave about hitting those who probably won't hit back, or attacking old women. There is a reason chavs only tend to attack/abuse people when in gangs.

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:36:23


At 9/12/06 11:34 AM, ClottedCreamFudge wrote:
At 9/12/06 11:27 AM, FlammingShadow wrote:

There is a reason chavs only tend to attack/abuse people when in gangs.

...Because if they draw near away from each other they shall combust into balls of fire, so the legends say...


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Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:36:25


I love England too, i wish i could go there =(

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:37:08


2 manyy chavs innit m8

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:37:42


As you may have guessed i am and there is more wrong with the UKL than there is right. My top 5 problems with us are as follows.
3: The increasing rate of fat people in the UK

erm accualy England are nt the fatest country, the fatist country is infact scottland the america then belgium and there probaly are alot more before england aswell

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:40:32


you forgot Wales, you english bastard, yobbish culture, you twat
crumpets yeah i love'em
next time a chav attacks me, i will attack you

with spam, bastard

I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm

Slags and hoes.

Oh shit king kong what are you going

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Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:44:55


Let me get this straght, me and my freinds ARE BRITISH and we DONT KNOW WHAT A CRUMPIT IS the frikin japenise proberly eat more crumbits that the english do, O yer and the guy before me is right MY FREIND NEVER BEFORE HAS GOT BEATEN UP THEN IN WALES HE APARENTLY GOT PUSHED INTO A TRUCK AND GOT BEATEN UP, looks like wales is the most yobby country lol

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:45:38


At 9/12/06 11:03 AM, ever-vigilant wrote: we live near Ireland
Gotta love those ginger, funny talking, whisky swilling lunatics

Hey, how dare you........describe me almost perfectly!
But I live in London now, so technically I'm one of those immigrants you hate so much.

Kind of conflicting, eh?

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:46:11


At 9/12/06 11:34 AM, ClottedCreamFudge wrote:
At 9/12/06 11:27 AM, FlammingShadow wrote:

Chavs are pussies you retard! There is nothing brave about hitting those who probably won't hit back, or attacking old women. There is a reason chavs only tend to attack/abuse people when in gangs.

Im not talking about chavs I fucking hate them
or teenagers or emos

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:47:46


At 9/12/06 11:45 AM, -Raguel- wrote: I'm one of those immigrants you hate so much.

dey took our jerbs!

Why do so many paddy's come to England to work?

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:48:13


I love how patriotic we all get.
I love English traditions.

Two things that come to mind :)


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Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:50:31


im not proud. id rather be iriishhh


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Response to I love England 2006-09-12 11:53:35


You live near Scotland yes.. That's my (and Scotland)'s problem!


If in any way you disagree with this post, understand that you're a cunt.

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 12:01:21


At 9/12/06 11:44 AM, madrick1 wrote: me and my freinds ARE BRITISH and we DONT KNOW WHAT A CRUMPIT

*Crumpet

How can you not know a crumpet? They're great.

England is great, curries and chips living harmoniously side-by-side, beer in pints, tree-lined Suburban streets, the great cities... English people... cups of tea and crumpets and crisps and chip muffins (I had a deep fried mars bar in Scotland - it was gorgeous) - England is class, through and through.

Attached is a picture of a crumpet, for you, Mr 'English man who can't spell crumpet and him and his mates have never had a crumpet - poor deprived bastards'.

I love England

Response to I love England 2006-09-12 12:02:39


At 9/12/06 12:01 PM, Earfetish wrote:
At 9/12/06 11:44 AM, madrick1 wrote:
Attached is a picture of a crumpet, for you

You could get better for christ sake, talk about cheap

Otherwise there delicious!


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