I keep forgetting to put the review request club thing at the bottom of my reviews, it kills me every time I feel so retarded. But as of right now I've reviewed:

Mario Short #1 - 5 points
Come Clarity Collab - 6 points
One Cowgasmic Christmas - 5 points
and the Mortal Combat Audio - 8 points

Then I guess this counts as a post so thats 3 points? So all together I have a total of 27 points if I added correctly. I don't know how much more I'll review today, but my new system is decent I think if anyone wants to...review my reviews? lol

Sorry for the double post, but I'm dumb and decided I had time for one more review. I did the Sherlock Holmes Christmas, which adds another 5 points...because yet again I forgot to do the review request club signature because I'm dumb as hell.

My total points this week = 32

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/41 6762

Newest Flash, reviews please. Thanks in advance!

At 12/27/07 11:16 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: I don't know how much more I'll review today, but my new system is decent I think if anyone wants to...review my reviews? lol

I think your reviews are very good. Covering every aspect of the flash and you give reasons, why you give the scores you give, in more than one sentence like many other reviewers. I give your reviews a 10/10 ;) .

Thanks a lot Haggard, I appreciate the review of my...reviews. lol. Anyway how often is the list updated?

i wanna join plz! :)
i have a garbage whistle thou :(
but i wanna make it better! :)

At 12/29/07 01:03 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Thanks a lot Haggard, I appreciate the review of my...reviews. lol. Anyway how often is the list updated?

Sundays

At 12/29/07 03:12 PM, undeadcl0wn-4 wrote: i wanna join plz! :)
i have a garbage whistle thou :(
but i wanna make it better! :)

Well, feel free to review, but if you want your whistle to get better, check out this topic.

At 12/29/07 07:57 PM, milinko959 wrote:

At 12/29/07 03:12 PM, undeadcl0wn-4 wrote: i wanna join plz! :)
i have a garbage whistle thou :(
but i wanna make it better! :)

Well, feel free to review, but if you want your whistle to get better, check out this topic.

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! :):):):):)):):)
THAT MUST BE THE BEST TOPIC EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU THANKYOU THANK YOU!!!!!!

so how do i get points to rise up in ranks in dis club agen?
besides not having typos in every sentence :D

okay say if i come across a flash like this turd of the week: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/41 5926
what do i say to that to NOT get my whistle blown? or do i say nothing at all and just give it a 0?

or this : http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 14106

Wow... Slow down with the posting. I've only seen that like twice!

You can't blow a flash submission if it's gone past judgment, you can PM Wade but you won't get any points deducted or gained.

Listening to: Amon Tobin

Well, another good week. Some of our newer members seemed to have dropped out, but we still added over 8 reviews to each request, which is good.

General Rules for New Reviewers
If you are planning on completing requests, please do the following:
-Post in this thread to let us know you plan on reviewing.
-Understand the points system and keep track of your own score. From now on, I will only add you to the list if you post your own score after the first week.

General Rules for Requesters
If you are planning on requesting review, please do the following:
-Post a direct link to the submission(s) you want reviewed.
-DO NOT request without putting a link, I don't have the time or patience to find all this crap.
-DO NOT say "Review everything" for the same reason above.
-DO NOT request the same submission more than once.

Flash Requests:
Shared joy is double joy by pepeto
A Bahamut's Xmas Tale 2-1 by Bahamut
A Bahamut's Xmas Tale 2-2 by Bahamut
Heroes The Game by SirStanley
Knuxrouge's Newgrounds by knuxrouge
Luigi the janitor by mothballs
Textual Adventure III by Frenzy

Audio Requests:

Points:
**Please also keep track of your own points. If you see something missing, I probably made a mistake**
**To be on the list, you must make at least one review, posters only will not be counted**
5 points for a review on a requested movie/game
7 points for a review on a requested audio
+1 point for putting "Review Request Club" at the bottom of a requested review
3 points for posting at least once throughout the week
5 points for referring a new member (must mention you in first post)
7 points for reviewing all requests for that week

Points/Completion Rate/Weekly Completion/User
1. 2714 | 398/418 | 95.22% | 8/8 | milinko959
2. 2178 | 309/383 | 80.68% | 8/8 | Coop83
3. 1145 | 162/416 | 38.94% | 0/8 | Imacow
4. 717 | 111/423 | 26.24% | 0/8 | Bezman
5. 546 | 73/418 | 17.46% | 0/8 | HomerDough
6. 472 | 61/61 | 100.00% | 8/8 | Little-Rena
7. 387 | 55/333 | 16.52% | 0/8 | Abyssus
8. 322 | 43/43 | 100.00% | 8/8 | Haggard
9. 311 | 43/328 | 13.11% | 0/8 | Abs55
10. 252 | 34/35 | 97.14% | 8/8 | NintendoMadness
11. 214 | 30/250 | 12.00% | 2/8 | Auz
12. 211 | 33/161 | 20.50% | 0/8 | stick-man-dude
13. 203 | 39/39 | 100.00% | 8/8 | Shanus
14. 196 | 26/301 | 8.64% | 0/8 | Seamonky
15. 155 | 25/25 | 100.00% | 8/8 | Cyberdevil
16. 69 | 11/25 | 44.00% | 0/8 | Sir-Nuts
17. 68 | 9/35 | 25.71% | 0/8 | dan00012
18. 40 | 5/22 | 22.73% | 1/8 | Phantox
19. 32 | 5/8 | 62.50% | 5/8 | AnalPenguinFarming
20. 23 | 3/8 | 37.50% | 3/8 | aldlv
21. 22 | 3/35 | 8.57% | 0/8 | DELUCA2400
22. 19 | 3/25 | 12.00% | 0/8 | Oldskoolkammy
23. 18 | 3/43 | 6.98% | 0/8 | JaconWes

Requests this week: 8
Total all time: 423
Reviews this week: 67
Average per member: 2.9
Average per movie: 8.4

New To the List
AnalPenguinFarming, aldlv

Leaving the List
sixflab, Koeberto190

All Requests Completed
milinko959, Coop83, Little-Rena, Haggard, NintendoMadness, Shanus, Cyberdevil

At 12/30/07 04:55 PM, milinko959 wrote: Well, another good week. Some of our newer members seemed to have dropped out, but we still added over 8 reviews to each request, which is good.

I'm still doing my part :D

Flash Requests:

Usually would have most of these done, but there's none done now, I'll get to doing them tomorrow

13. 203 | 39/39 | 100.00% | 8/8 | Shanus

13th out of 23's not to shabby for a n00b :d but 100% shall be hard to keep up

Requests this week: 8
Total all time: 423
Reviews this week: 67
Average per member: 2.9
Average per movie: 8.4

Nice few totals, but the inactive members are making the Average/member suffer a lot.

New To the List
AnalPenguinFarming, aldlv

Welcome :D

Leaving the List
sixflab, Koeberto190

Bye :(

All Requests Completed
milinko959, Coop83, Little-Rena, Haggard, NintendoMadness, Shanus, Cyberdevil

Grats guys, and I'm seeing a pattern here :P

Thanks for the update, milinko! :)

At 12/30/07 04:55 PM, milinko959 wrote: Well, another good week. Some of our newer members seemed to have dropped out, but we still added over 8 reviews to each request, which is good.

Hooray!

Audio Requests:

):

Points/Completion Rate/Weekly Completion/User
7. 387 | 55/333 | 16.52% | 0/8 | Abyssus
8. 322 | 43/43 | 100.00% | 8/8 | Haggard

Entering the top 10. Abyssus shall be passed in two weeks! :P

If I didn't make a mistake I can only get 45 points this week, not enough to pass him.

Reviews this week: 67
Average per member: 2.9
Average per movie: 8.4

Nice numbers, if only the inactive users wouldn't keep the average per member so low :P

New To the List
AnalPenguinFarming, aldlv

Hi there!

Leaving the List
sixflab, Koeberto190

Bye :(

All Requests Completed
milinko959, Coop83, Little-Rena, Haggard, NintendoMadness, Shanus, Cyberdevil

Still partying on this list! :)

do you guys do songs? because mine are in desperate need of constructive criticism

At 12/30/07 04:55 PM, milinko959 wrote: 3. 1145 | 162/416 | 38.94% | 0/8 | Imacow

crap

At 12/30/07 04:55 PM, milinko959 wrote: Audio Requests:

Wow. None! Thats a first for me.

10. 252 | 34/35 | 97.14% | 8/8 | NintendoMadness

Almost got 100% if I missed that one last week. I must of forgotten.

New To the List
AnalPenguinFarming, aldlv

Hello. :)

Fresh flash right off the hard drive.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/41 7807

Today was such an unbelievably lazy day. I got 6/7 reviews done, and it isn't like they were short reviews...they were all really long...really detailed reviews. I honestly have no life when I'm on break from college. But hey if they're benefitting flash artists to become better, then it will be awesome to hopefully see if they actually improve.

All requests reviewed, 45 points for me. :P

Can I please join? It sounds like it will help flash makers. I'll be a reviewer.

At 12/30/07 04:55 PM, milinko959 wrote: Points/Completion Rate/Weekly Completion/User
1. 2714 | 398/418 | 95.22% | 8/8 | milinko959
2. 2178 | 309/383 | 80.68% | 8/8 | Coop83

Same old, same old. Thanks for the update, milinko :)

All Requests Completed
milinko959, Coop83, Little-Rena, Haggard, NintendoMadness, Shanus, Cyberdevil

Getting crowded in here, isn't it?

Spotlight Submission for this week. I've neglected it for a few weeks, and we rode the crest of a wave for submissions with requests. Maybe we can get more?

At 12/30/07 06:07 PM, glubgluby wrote: do you guys do songs? because mine are in desperate need of constructive criticism

Yes, we do. But please follow the rules:
General Rules for Requesters
If you are planning on requesting review, please do the following:
-Post a direct link to the submission(s) you want reviewed.
-DO NOT request without putting a link, I don't have the time or patience to find all this crap.
-DO NOT say "Review everything" for the same reason above.
-DO NOT request the same submission more than once.

At 12/31/07 05:38 AM, Dauthus-Nahts wrote: Can I please join? It sounds like it will help flash makers. I'll be a reviewer.

Feel free. You can start reviewing the submissions in my post above on this page.

At 12/30/07 04:55 PM, milinko959 wrote: General Rules for New Reviewers
...
General Rules for Requesters
...

I love this rules... XD

Points/Completion Rate/Weekly Completion/User
6. 472 | 61/61 | 100.00% | 8/8 | Little-Rena
8. 322 | 43/43 | 100.00% | 8/8 | Haggard
13. 203 | 39/39 | 100.00% | 8/8 | Shanus
15. 155 | 25/25 | 100.00% | 8/8 | Cyberdevil

100%?... that's awesome

20. 23 | 3/8 | 37.50% | 3/8 | aldlv

you add me... I though I had to put it by myself the first time...
well, thanx a lot dude

All Requests Completed
milinko959, Coop83, Little-Rena, Haggard, NintendoMadness, Shanus, Cyberdevil

wow...

ohh guys... btw...

I did just realize... my first song (well loop) pass on the audio portal... but it doesn't have reviews...

can you plz?... XD

thanx a lot

&... do you know if it's possible to review your own submission?

Ok, so I've completed my reviews for this week...and damn did they take a lot of time but you know what? It's a somewhat rewarding feeling when you finish telling flash authors how you feel. I'm not trying to kiss ass or whatever but this club has really helped me, I've knocked down what...15 flashes in 2 weeks? All detailed reviews...it feels good.

So here's my points for this week:
Bahamut's Xmas Tale 1/2 - 6 points
Bahamut's Xmas Tale 2/2 - 6 points
Shared Joy is Double Joy - 6 points
Heroes:The Game - 5 points (I forgot...AGAIN)
Luigi the Janitor - 6 points
Textual Adventures III - 6 points
Knuxrouge's Newgrounds - 6 points
All Requests Completed - 7 points
And hopefully I've been a frequent enough poster so that's - 3 points.

The grand total if I've done my math correctly is 51 points for the week! w00t!

At 12/31/07 11:20 AM, aldlv wrote: &... do you know if it's possible to review your own submission?

It's not possible for obvious reasons ;) .