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10+ things better then sex

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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 16:44:57


IMO I think it's these things, coming from personal expierience(s).

1. That very first time I had an icecream. *sigh*...
2. When I learnt to ride my bike.
3. Spending Christmas in Scotland with grandparents fishing and eating... FISH!
4. When I finished high school with all my nifty grades.
5. Fish and chips on a thursday night with a glass of Irn-Bru.
6. Going to sleep in my own bed after coming home from holiday at three in the morning.
7. Chillin' with mates.
8. Taking the dog for a walk with my brother and playing a few games with it.
9. Whe I go out with my dad for a cruise in his old banger of a car.
10. Doing absoloutly bugger all! =)


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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 16:48:55


This is more like 10+ things better than GAY sex... So you prefer a little dance and teaching some thick shit how to read more than getting your end away! My god, may all your hamsters and there children get aids for i hate your prioritys, get them straigt! You obviously aren't very popular with the boys littlewashu.


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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 16:50:31


At 3/23/06 12:27 PM, pheco wrote: you forgot smoking crack

good first post if you ask me

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 16:51:29


I dissagree. heres my list that i think is more accurate

1. SEX
2. finishing a flash movie
3. Playing video games (and pwning)
4. Watching TV
5. Watching a movie
6. reading a fanfic or looking at manga
7. sleeping
8. listening to music
9. buying a new videogame
10. Playing Video Games (and losing)

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 16:53:48


Fore play.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 16:54:38


At 3/23/06 04:53 PM, Andersson wrote: Fore play.

I'm with you there. It can be waaaaaaaay better.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 17:14:21


Were you fucking high when you wrote this.I mean there nothing fucking better than fuckin sex. Of course havent really had sex. But still there probably nothing better than sex.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 17:18:57


1. sex
2. sex
3 sex
4. hawt sex
5 secks
6 hawt seckz0rz
7cybersecks
8 seckkkkksksksksks
9 SECKSS
10 Pooping

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 17:29:07


At 3/23/06 12:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 15 drinking a whole bottle of wine

Or you could drink the wine and the shove the cork in your girlfreinds ass and the empty bottle in her pussy. Although youve probably done that before. You seem like a lesbian feminist hellbent on being the next dictator of Cuba.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 17:29:10


At 3/23/06 04:29 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 3/23/06 04:22 PM, ridetillidie wrote: nope sex is better
making your lover beg for sex only not to give it to them is much better

That's so mean lol Your boyfriend must have blue balls . Ouch, You tease!

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 18:11:47


At 3/23/06 05:29 PM, EmbassadorPireus wrote:
At 3/23/06 04:29 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 3/23/06 04:22 PM, ridetillidie wrote: nope sex is better
making your lover beg for sex only not to give it to them is much better
That's so mean lol Your boyfriend must have blue balls . Ouch, You tease!

I have no boyfriend nor do I want one he wouldn't get any from me until we are married!

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 18:17:20


You are really an obese man of mid 30's aren't you?

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 18:17:55


At 3/23/06 06:11 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
I have no boyfriend nor do I want one he wouldn't get any from me until we are married!

WOW!! You sound like a serious female, maybe if there were more gals like you this planet would be a better place.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 18:26:03


PEDOPHILE

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 18:28:11


here is a few more things that I will be adding to the list

Medatition
surfing the web
surfing beaches
gymnastics

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 18:30:21


WRONG

You're just sad 'cause you can't get any...lol

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 18:31:46


At 3/23/06 12:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here is my list of ten things that are better then sex you can add more if you like

1 writing a book
2 teaching your cousin how to ride a bike
3 playing video games
4 working out
5 teaching a kid how to read
6 getting a job
7 learning how to sew
8 cooking
9 dancing
10 swimming

Silly, silly woman.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 18:33:30


At 3/23/06 06:11 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 3/23/06 05:29 PM, EmbassadorPireus wrote:
At 3/23/06 04:29 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 3/23/06 04:22 PM, ridetillidie wrote: nope sex is better
making your lover beg for sex only not to give it to them is much better
That's so mean lol Your boyfriend must have blue balls . Ouch, You tease!
I have no boyfriend nor do I want one he wouldn't get any from me until we are married!

That's fine. If you don't want to fuck until you're married, that's all you.
You just made it sound like you thought sex was disgusting or something, which it isn't. Sex can be tons of fun when had with the right person.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 18:35:32


And yet if you check her reviews, she watches so much hentai...

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 18:36:29


This topic's finished. Nothing but flame bait.