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10+ things better then sex

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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 12:43:11


At 3/23/06 12:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here are a few more things that are better

14 digging for abusive reviews and flagging them

How did I guess you would say that?

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 12:45:09


At 3/23/06 12:42 PM, omgwtfbbqsauce wrote: A child's laughter.

To me, nothing in this world is more precious than the laughter of a child.

You really do scare me.


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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 12:46:16


11. Farming for 15-22 Fiery Dragon Swords with henchmen.

lol no.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 12:46:18


At 3/23/06 12:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 15 drinking a whole bottle of wine

More like:
Sharing a bottle of wine with some friends, maybe on an warm summer night. Having a laugh, watching the stars and stuff.

That, I would accept as etter than sex.


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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 12:47:16


At 3/23/06 12:45 PM, BritishZombie wrote:
At 3/23/06 12:42 PM, omgwtfbbqsauce wrote: A child's laughter.

To me, nothing in this world is more precious than the laughter of a child.
You really do scare me.

Hahaha!!! It's the alt of Michael Jacko!

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 12:49:04


At 3/23/06 12:41 PM, BadlySynked wrote:
At 3/23/06 12:39 PM, knuckles886 wrote: to be honest, love is better than all those things listed.
who needs love when you can bypass it, and get straight to the sex. Love is just the long intermission between meeting your prospective and fertilising her eggs.

obviously you haven't found a girlfriend, otherwise you would know what it feels like to actually be in love with someone that you care soo much for. someone that you want to make happy and protect no matter what. sex is one of the things in this world that like LittleWashu said, is over rated. it may be cool to you to have sex alot, and losing your virginity at a young age, but having sex means having responsibilitys. you can't just have sex with someone. i feel that if you are to have sex with someone, then it should be someone you actually love, not someone that you met at a night club or someone you met a week ago or someone that happens to be REALLY horny. maybe you should think about love. it is one the greatist things that exists in this world.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 12:50:39


At 3/23/06 12:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
as for when i went outside last I go outside everyday mister I have a life off of NG

Yeah, a life, but no sex life :P

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 12:52:08


At 3/23/06 12:50 PM, HomeGrownTurnip wrote:
At 3/23/06 12:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
as for when i went outside last I go outside everyday mister I have a life off of NG
Yeah, a life, but no sex life :P

Her life outside of NG is this: going to school, getting made fun of for being a teacher's pet, and coming home to lock herself in her room, flag abusive reviews, and fantasize about Dream_of_Duke.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 12:52:34


At 3/23/06 12:47 PM, EmbassadorPireus wrote:
At 3/23/06 12:45 PM, BritishZombie wrote:
At 3/23/06 12:42 PM, omgwtfbbqsauce wrote: A child's laughter.

To me, nothing in this world is more precious than the laughter of a child.
You really do scare me.
Hahaha!!! It's the alt of Michael Jacko!

Truth be known, I am not an account of Wacko Jacko. He likes to fuck little boys. I don't like to fuck little boys. Or girls. The only thing that I like to fuck with are people's minds.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 12:54:25


At 3/23/06 12:42 PM, omgwtfbbqsauce wrote: A child's laughter.

To me, nothing in this world is more precious than the laughter of a child.

Except an unpenetrated snooch.


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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 12:57:22


At 3/23/06 12:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 14 digging for abusive reviews and flagging them

Oh God, it get's worse.

Hurry up and get it over with, I know you're going to say it.


i think newgrounds is a pretty cool guy. eh makes falsh and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 12:57:44


At 3/23/06 12:30 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: I think the real question here, is how many of those ten things would you enjoy more if you were having sex at the time. Granted while teaching kids it might be inapropriate.

Haha, that's right! There's nothing I like more than fucking while I'm sewing.
A lot of people think that's tricky. I call those people pussys.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:05:03


Honestly, do you get bullied? Most NG fags do :P

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:11:18


At 3/23/06 01:05 PM, HomeGrownTurnip wrote: Honestly, do you get bullied?

honestly no. They were to afraid of me when I was in school everyone thought I was crazy so I didn't have that problem. now here are a few more things that are much better then sex

17 playing numbers with your cousins
18 cleaning your house from top to bottom
19 writing fanfictions
20 becoming a emo or goth

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:15:23


At 3/23/06 01:11 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:05 PM, HomeGrownTurnip wrote: Honestly, do you get bullied?
honestly no. They were to afraid of me when I was in school everyone thought I was crazy so I didn't have that problem.

HAHAHAHA! That is one of the funniest things I've ever read. "They thought I was crazy." Haha, did you go around blowing whistles at them or something? Just go back to the C&C, and stay there.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:16:13


At 3/23/06 01:15 PM, HinesDaMan wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:11 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:05 PM, HomeGrownTurnip wrote: Honestly, do you get bullied?
honestly no. They were to afraid of me.....
HAHAHAHA! That is one of the funniest things I've ever read......

To bad LittleWashu can't flag posts ^^


Yes, I hate my username as much as you do.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:16:32


At 3/23/06 12:40 PM, LittleWashu wrote: why do you think I made this topic for? I think sex is over rated

have you done it?

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:17:03


HAHAHAHA! That is one of the funniest things I've ever read. "They thought I was crazy." Haha, did you go around blowing whistles at them or something? Just go back to the C&C, and stay there.

hey was that really necassery.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:17:28


At 3/23/06 01:15 PM, HinesDaMan wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:11 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:05 PM, HomeGrownTurnip wrote: Honestly, do you get bullied?
honestly no. They were to afraid of me when I was in school everyone thought I was crazy so I didn't have that problem.
HAHAHAHA! That is one of the funniest things I've ever read. "They thought I was crazy." Haha, did you go around blowing whistles at them or something? Just go back to the C&C, and stay there.

I am like the barney bunch when it come posting here I will never go away from the general but I don't spam. the only way I would leave the general for good would be if wade fulp email me and said "say out of the general forum"

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:17:39


At 3/23/06 01:17 PM, knuckles886 wrote:
HAHAHAHA! That is one of the funniest things I've ever read. "They thought I was crazy." Haha, did you go around blowing whistles at them or something? Just go back to the C&C, and stay there.
hey was that really necassery.

100% necessary.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:18:01


At 3/23/06 01:11 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
20 becoming a emo or goth

lolwut?

Anyway, my post wasn't meant asany kind of disrespect, I just disagreed on the frist ten.


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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:19:49


At 3/23/06 01:18 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:11 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
20 becoming a emo or goth
lolwut?

Anyway, my post wasn't meant asany kind of disrespect, I just disagreed on the frist ten.

that is ok everyone what the right to say what they feel I can take it. at least you didn't say someone stupid like a couple of other people I see posting in the general

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:22:41


Oh GOD NO! I think you need to experience sex with some one close to you before you say evil things like that, plus you did'nt even mentioned chocolate!!!


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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:22:57


They all suckish...lol...Im too young to have ex though so wt would I know :O:O Hangin out with mates :)

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:23:21


At 3/23/06 01:17 PM, HinesDaMan wrote:
At 3/23/06 01:17 PM, knuckles886 wrote:
HAHAHAHA! That is one of the funniest things I've ever read. "They thought I was crazy." Haha, did you go around blowing whistles at them or something? Just go back to the C&C, and stay there.
hey was that really necassery.
100% necessary.

hmph. you shouldn't take the mickey out of others or what they do unless your perfect. that way if your perfect there's nothing they can really say about you, but then again your not perfect.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:24:32


At 3/23/06 12:24 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here is my list of ten things that are better then sex you can add more if you like

Little Washu ... ermmm ... Either you never had sex or when you did have sexual intercourse , the guy didn't know how to do it right so maybe your views are a little distorted ... nonetheless , I will analyze your choices to see if they're better than sex:


1 writing a book

Oh please , most of us aren't Oscar Wildes who get repeated orgasms by writing poems and literature ... Writing a book can be very problematic : you have to find a publisher and convince them why they should publish your book , you have to spend $$$ advertising it , you have spend countless hours writing and spell-checking everything to see if everything looks right and the list goes on and on .

2 teaching your cousin how to ride a bike

Actually , teaching my cousin to ride a bike was quite fun since I got to see him fall , land on his ass and look stupid many times lol but still it's was a very short-lived orgasm ; he eventually learned how to ride the bike and never fell again :( ( at least not in front of me)

3 playing video games

Videogames are fun but most of the people who play them often are sex-deprived and masturbate like hell ... Videogames are a double edged sword : they help you take your mind off something and serve as a "escape" but at the same time they can be the reason why you don't get any so.

4 working out

Working out is a good activity to do but I wouldn't necessarily rank it above sex

5 teaching a kid how to read

I find that very frustrating ... I don't know ... maybe I just don't have the patience ! I have always learned things fast ( heck , I've learned to speak fluent English in less than 6 months!) and as such , I expect no less of whom I am teaching and since people learn at different rates I just don't have the patience to instruct a slow learner. Bah , teaching sucks.

6 getting a job

Depends on what kind of job you're talking about , if you're just starting out on the "working World" and you're 16-17 years old ... chances are that you're gonna work behind the counters of Maccy'D or some fast food joint like that so based on this fact alone and my personal experience with it ... I'd have to slap this one with a big "NO" .

7 learning how to sew

It can be useful though when your pants get ripped or something but it's not better than sex lol

8 cooking

Cooking is a good thing but I don't have the patience to get really into it ... so it's not for me

9 dancing

Assuming your nationality is "American" and you're talking about the kind of dance that you do in nightclubs , parties and stuff , This type of dancing that you're talking about is more along the lines of "foreplay" considering the possibilities of how it usually ends up lol so it's related to sex .

10 swimming

Swimming is a one of my great passions and It is a highly enjoyable activity . . . better than Sex ?! Hummm ... sometimes it is , sometimes it isn't .

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:26:06


At 3/23/06 01:23 PM, knuckles886 wrote: hmph. you shouldn't take the mickey out of others or what they do unless your perfect. that way if your perfect there's nothing they can really say about you, but then again your not perfect.

Actually, I am perfect. In every way possible. I have never done anything correct. I have a 4.3 GPA at Duke. I have a girlfriend who posts here as Hot_and_Charming...

Oh, fuck, wait. Sorry, I thought I was D_o_D for a second there.

Oh yeah, never say "mickey" again.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:27:47


Oh yeah, never say "mickey" again.

you know what, i think i will. i don't take orders from you.

Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:29:53


At 3/23/06 01:11 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
20 becoming a emo or goth

WHAT....? Becoming an Emo is better than I'm gonna quote a mate of mine so don't shoot the messenger: "All emos or goths should be back-handed with extreme prejudice, till you can't tell whether they were emo or goth to begin with, and that's why kids, that sex is better than got or emo combined" Scot Wilye 2006


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Response to 10+ things better then sex 2006-03-23 13:30:20


Have sex first then you'll reconsider


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