Fish 'n' Chips within 5 minutes. Litre of strawberry Yazoo in 1 minute. You get STRAWBERRY THROWUP JUICE!
I learned the hard way. :(
Ways to get sick
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Eat shit.
Wow, I can't believe I'm giving that as advice!
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
Say you're on your period.
Works for me.
Although you're male, so it there might be a little problem...
you know when you actually try to make yourself sick just to sit in front of your computer you should stop and think "hey...maybe my priorities are fuck out of place? maaaaybe i should seek help?" maybe?
Dicks
HEY GUYS WANNA LOOK AT THE ORIGINAL DATE THIS WAS POSTED? NAH ME EITHER, LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
At 2/17/09 06:43 PM, mastershake141 wrote: HEY GUYS WANNA LOOK AT THE ORIGINAL DATE THIS WAS POSTED? NAH ME EITHER, LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
I'm flabbergasted.
Dicks
This was posted in 06 so it doesn't matter what I say.
Just punch yourself in the face, 4 times. Say you fell down the stairs.
I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT
This post will actually appear at the bottom of this page.
Just eat something gross if you want to get sick
If you want to fake getting sick just eat something hot then take your temperature, and remember to ACT SICK! ^_^
-lolita8D
smack your hit against a wall then drink a bottle of ketchup
At 3/2/11 11:20 AM, MlGx0WN4G3x wrote: smack your head against a wall then drink a bottle of ketchup
I am sick
eat some nasty old cheese and throw up and mix raw ground meat with dirt and and throw it down the toilet and make it look like you have the shits
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
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At 2/17/09 06:43 PM, mastershake141 wrote: HEY GUYS WANNA LOOK AT THE ORIGINAL DATE THIS WAS POSTED? NAH ME EITHER, LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
This has been bumped, what, three times now?
MrPercie on Dromedary: "smug santa claus face, bringing nicieties to those he likes but shite to those he hates - which is everyone"
Dude here's what you should do,
1. Get some bread
2. Get some toothpaste
3. Get some Mouthwash
4. Combine
5. YOUR SICK
When my friends and I were making a video we needed someone to be sick on the ground, so we had him chew a shit ton of pretzels and have some water. Then he would spit it up and it would be all chunky.
Or at least that was the plan, we never actually made the video. This might not work at all. Anyway I hope that helped '06ers.
At 8/6/12 04:55 AM, battlebomb96 wrote: Dude here's what you should do,
1. Get some bread
2. Get some toothpaste
3. Get some Mouthwash
4. Combine
5. YOUR SICK
Nice way to continue the continuous bump of this thread.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
Drink something gross, try this.
1.) get a fish bowl and add water.
2.) squeeze an sweaty marathon headband.
3.) add 12 pieces of dandruff.
4.) add your underwear.
5.) get a straw and try to make it fizz with your throat.
6.) drink it all.
it made me vomit for 3 times in a row.
At 3/7/06 07:38 PM, Dudeo wrote: The 300,000th Portal entry is coming pretty soon. And I want to be around when it's submitted. Unfortunately it looks like it will be submitted during school hours. I need a good way to get sick so I won't have to go to school tomarrow.
Putting Newgrounds over success in life:
probably not the best idea.
Yay, more jokes!
At 3/7/06 07:38 PM, Dudeo wrote: The 300,000th Portal entry is coming pretty soon. And I want to be around when it's submitted. Unfortunately it looks like it will be submitted during school hours. I need a good way to get sick so I won't have to go to school tomarrow.
Really? If you have to skip school to be around for the 300,000th portal entry on Newgrounds, then you really need to get a hold of your life. If it was the millionth entry, than I might understand a little bit, but it's nothing to get excitied about.
Just stop worrying, and love the bomb.
It's actually quite impressive how this thread has been revived a few times through out a 6 year span. Enough people must have been searching for SICK or something.
I really want to say something but my English doesn't let me say much.
Hmm... At least you can just try to wet yourself for a long time, embed your body in water for a couple of hours and then stand in front of cold winds. I'm sure in this case every one will get sick except Chuck Norris!
At 3/2/11 03:07 PM, Dromedary wrote:At 2/17/09 06:43 PM, mastershake141 wrote: HEY GUYS WANNA LOOK AT THE ORIGINAL DATE THIS WAS POSTED? NAH ME EITHER, LOLOLOLOLOLOL.This has been bumped, what, three times now?
i believe 4
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