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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-24 21:57:43


At 2/24/08 09:32 PM, butt1 wrote: We're going to submit as many movies as want. The submissions abide by the rules and don't violate any rules, so there's nothing you can stop me from doing it.

I wouldn't be so arrogant. You make it sound like your flash is something new or impressive. You're nothing special---not a flash group, just a tiny drop of spam in a sea of flash that barely registers on our radar.

But remember that, regardless of the insignificance of the (lol) group, we will contact Wade if any rulebreaking is done---this would include fileswapping and using alts to bypass the daily submission limit. You've been warned, good sir. Tread carefully.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-24 22:57:00



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-24 23:03:13


At 2/24/08 10:57 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Flag it.

Done.

Remember, soldiers, any real porn (ie, non-hentai) is not allowed on Newgrounds. The record keeping law (18 USSC 2257) is stupid as fuck and unconstitutional, but NG does not want to have to deal with it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-24 23:04:51


At 2/24/08 11:03 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 2/24/08 10:57 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Flag it.
Done.

Thanks brother. ^.^

Remember, soldiers, any real porn (ie, non-hentai) is not allowed on Newgrounds. The record keeping law (18 USSC 2257) is stupid as fuck and unconstitutional, but NG does not want to have to deal with it.

Yep, its NG's way of not being held liable for risky shit submitted here. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-24 23:14:41


At 2/24/08 11:03 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 2/24/08 10:57 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Flag it.
Done.

As did I.


Remember, soldiers, any real porn (ie, non-hentai) is not allowed on Newgrounds.

What about in the form of a "strip quiz game", where every time you answer a question correctly you get a picture of a girl, and she's in progressive states of undress, going from fully clothed at the start to fully nude at the end? Just asking, of course, because I'd want to know what the Barracks' opinion would be on this issue if I ever saw it in the Portal.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-24 23:16:39


At 2/24/08 11:14 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: What about in the form of a "strip quiz game", where every time you answer a question correctly you get a picture of a girl, and she's in progressive states of undress, going from fully clothed at the start to fully nude at the end? Just asking, of course, because I'd want to know what the Barracks' opinion would be on this issue if I ever saw it in the Portal.

Technically it would not be allowed. The admins have, in the past, said that the older pre-existing flashes including hentai slideshows and strip quizzes can stay for history's sake, but new stuff should not be allowed.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-24 23:41:55


The flash has been blammed, but what caught my eye is this:

(Score at Death: 2.09/5.00)

Looks like the higher requirements for multiple co-authors is what doomed this flash. Kind of sad that it got that high of a score, but at least it WAS blammed.

If anyone can find out what, precisely, the requirement increase is for multiple co-authors, please inform me so that I can add the information to the FAQ's and resources on our forums.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-24 23:50:43


I flag it too....

btw...

Slash sir...
have you notice this?

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1077 88/139


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-24 23:55:40


At 2/24/08 11:50 PM, aldlv wrote: Slash sir...
have you notice this?:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1077 88/139

Haha, no I didn't. Awesome! I knew that my voting power was pretty high, but now I know exactly how I stand compared to others! :-D

Ranked 150 out of over a million Newgrounders, huh? Not bad, me. Not bad at all. ^_^

Incidentally, I should be breaking into the top 1000 EXP users in the near-ish future.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 00:04:55


At 2/24/08 11:41 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: The flash has been blammed, but what caught my eye is this:

(Score at Death: 2.09/5.00)

Looks like the higher requirements for multiple co-authors is what doomed this flash. Kind of sad that it got that high of a score, but at least it WAS blammed.

As long as an unsuitable submission is off the site, the EGB did what it could.

Oh, and Slash? Congratulations on making that "Top 150 Voting Power" list.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 00:49:43


Today I leveled up from 23 to 24 years old.

Wow, that joke sounded WAY funnier in my head. At least I got birthday cake tho.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 00:57:02


At 2/25/08 12:49 AM, PantyWipe wrote: Today I leveled up from 23 to 24 years old.
Wow, that joke sounded WAY funnier in my head. At least I got birthday cake tho.

Happy birthday man! :D

I wish I had some cake right now but its alright. ^.^

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 00:58:16


At 2/25/08 12:57 AM, OrganGrinder wrote:
At 2/25/08 12:49 AM, PantyWipe wrote: Today I leveled up from 23 to 24 years old.
Wow, that joke sounded WAY funnier in my head. At least I got birthday cake tho.
Happy birthday man! :D
I wish I had some cake right now but its alright. ^.^

DAMMIT! This is the second time this has happened this weekend. Anyways though, yea its an account of mine so don't think theres someone wishing to be recruited or anything. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 01:11:21


At 2/25/08 12:58 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: DAMMIT! This is the second time this has happened this weekend. Anyways though, yea its an account of mine so don't think theres someone wishing to be recruited or anything. :P

ohh... I didn't imagine you have another account.. but it looks like.. a lot of ppl have an alt (an not just one)

I haven't...

but... do you remember what I was banned (maybe not)
My brother made his account in that time... he use the computer on some friends house.. I think.. or in some or my parents office.. not sure

so
because... if we use both account on the same computer it will look like
trying to create a secondary account while banned
I have never allowed him to log in here... (on our house)
but that was along time ago...
do you think that... if I allow him now... can I get myself in problems???

here is his account
btw... I'm not sure if he posted or not (I remember he told me something about the skate club).. but he don't have posts now...

btw... he want to log because... he want to show his flashes... I teach him a little (teach in past... no sure how to say it.. tough though or something)
XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 01:30:11


At 2/25/08 01:11 AM, aldlv wrote: do you think that... if I allow him now... can I get myself in problems???

It's very unlikely. I mean, there are plenty of people who share computers with siblings (or use AOL...ugh). It'll be fine.

Of course, the best answer I can give you is this: just make sure that neither of you get yourselves banned, lol.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 07:19:39


At 2/25/08 12:49 AM, PantyWipe wrote: Today I leveled up from 23 to 24 years old.

Wow, that joke sounded WAY funnier in my head. At least I got birthday cake tho.

OMG, we share the same birthday, 25th of Feb???

I'm 19 today, that's pretty freaky now, but happty Birthday :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 07:34:48


At 2/25/08 12:49 AM, PantyWipe wrote: Today I leveled up from 23 to 24 years old.

Happy Birthday to you my good man!

At 2/25/08 07:19 AM, Shanus wrote: I'm 19 today, that's pretty freaky now, but happty Birthday :D

And Happy Birthday to YOU! So now on top of sharing the same level icon and aura, we're also the same age! :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 08:49:57


At 2/25/08 12:49 AM, PantyWipe wrote:

Today I leveled up from 23 to 24 years old.

Wow, that joke sounded WAY funnier in my head. At least I got birthday cake tho.

Happy birthday did you have nice time?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 13:46:18


don't have much time, people. But I'm glad to see this place is surviving. You know all too well I have my own difficulties to face arms with, but I will stop by whenever I can and I'll never leave this place, it has made me the man I am today, an intelligent, mean hearted but fair person, a leader amongst men.

Also, announcement, I have finally translated Paschendale (into Hebrew, lol Israel) and made a slightly renewed version of it on newstage.co.il. I'll provide links to anyone who cares enough to pm about it. That means that upon completion of 5-7 more of these (which is in progress) I'll most likely publish my first commercial book, and by God, The good men and woman (women?) of the Barracks will go on the thanks list for it.

P.S.S: should all my stories improve to the level I NOW write at, an American publication is not excluded and my book could be by your side too, this might just take some time.

Phantom, over and out.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 14:00:50


At 2/24/08 06:43 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote:

Well, since you added stuff, I'll redo mine I guess:
Blam/Protect Rank (Must be your actual rank): EGSC
Newgrounds Alias: EagleRock (duh)
Short Name (Ex. PossiblePancakes: Pancakes): Eagle
Gender: Male (I think)
Hair Color: Brown
Combat Type: Melee
Armor Type: Heavy
Cloak: Yes, i wear a golden cloak.
Weapon Type: (Can only duel-wield specified 1H weapons): 2H Sword

At 2/24/08 07:00 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 2/24/08 06:43 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: Also, Slash, I really feel as if we should do monthly inspections of current EGB member's Blam/Protect point count. I'm not pointing any fingers, but I don't feel somebody should have anywhere near 500% more Saves than Protects due to all the spam that is submitted. Please consider it?
That seems a little Orwellian to me. Everyone has different tastes...and, more importantly, some people only vote on what they like or don't like, leading to the same sort of effect.

I have to agree with Slash on this one. I know that I don't always vote on every movie I see. Also, your perception of "good flash" is different than others. For example, some people did actually like those Barney Bunch Secret Episodes. While you might blam it, someone might protect it because they find it funny. There's nothing wrong with that. Remember that we are a club that does NOT condone mass-voting, and monitoring members' votes will start us down the path to mass-voting.

Now, if something DOES seem really weird with someone, PM me about it. But without something concrete---pretty much nothing short of "I may as well five every movie by [insert group here] for the points"---no action will be taken.

That is a different story, of course. That is based on discretion, and if someone was truly a mass-voter like that, there would be more warning signs than just your B/P ratio.

At 2/24/08 07:21 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote:
At 2/24/08 07:00 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I will hold no witch hunts.
But she turned me into a newt!

...A newt?

At 2/25/08 12:49 AM, PantyWipe wrote: Today I leveled up from 23 to 24 years old.

Wow, that joke sounded WAY funnier in my head. At least I got birthday cake tho.

Sweet! Get any good spells?

SO...here I am...trying to post lol. Lemme know if I'm missing anything big that happened around here...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 14:06:36


At 2/25/08 01:46 PM, Phantom wrote: don't have much time, people. But I'm glad to see this place is surviving. You know all too well I have my own difficulties to face arms with, but I will stop by whenever I can and I'll never leave this place, it has made me the man I am today, an intelligent, mean hearted but fair person, a leader amongst men.

Hey, great to see you on! I know I'm not the only guy that misses having you around here, so it's nice to hear from you.

Also, announcement, I have finally translated Paschendale (into Hebrew, lol Israel) and made a slightly renewed version of it on newstage.co.il. I'll provide links to anyone who cares enough to pm about it. That means that upon completion of 5-7 more of these (which is in progress) I'll most likely publish my first commercial book, and by God, The good men and woman (women?) of the Barracks will go on the thanks list for it.

If only I could read it, I'd be interested.

P.S.S: should all my stories improve to the level I NOW write at, an American publication is not excluded and my book could be by your side too, this might just take some time.

You know I'll be the first to buy it!

Phantom, over and out.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 15:23:42


At 2/25/08 12:57 AM, OrganGrinder wrote: Happy birthday man! :D

I wish I had some cake right now but its alright. ^.^

If you lived in Phoenix Id give you some of my cake. Also, thank you for the birthday wishes!

At 2/25/08 07:19 AM, Shanus wrote: OMG, we share the same birthday, 25th of Feb???

I'm 19 today, that's pretty freaky now, but happty Birthday :D

Mines February 24th, but we are still the shit because we are the most AWESOME zodiac sign of all time... the pisces. Happy 19th birthday homie!

At 2/25/08 07:34 AM, NEVR wrote: Happy Birthday to you my good man!

Thank you very much, Im happy that all you awesome NG'ers are wishing me a happy bday!

At 2/25/08 08:49 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: Happy birthday did you have nice time?

Actually I did. The best gift was the percocet my best friend Summer bought me.
;-D

Thank you all for the Happy Birthday wishes, guys! I appreciate it lots!

*Salutes and hugs all of ya*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 17:13:21


At 2/24/08 11:55 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Ranked 150 out of over a million Newgrounders, huh? Not bad, me. Not bad at all. ^_^

There's about 5 stat threads on the Wi/Ht?.

Also, happy berfday Panty-Wipe.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 17:21:03


At 2/25/08 05:13 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: There's about 5 stat threads on the Wi/Ht?.

there are 8....

_ Top Users Lists!

i) Top Voting Power List
The list of the Top 150 VP user

ii) Topic: B/P ranks 51+
The list of the Top 300 BPers

iii) Top 50 Protectors List
The list of the Top 100 Protectors

iv) Top 50 Blammers List
The list of the Top 200 Blammers

v) The Top 100 Reviewers List
The list of the Top 100 flash reviews

vi) The Top 100 Audio Reviewers List
The list of the Top 100 audio reviewrs

vii) The Top 100 Responses List
The list of the Top 100 flash reviews responses

vii) Top 10,000+ Exp / B-P / Post List
The list of the Top EXP+B/P+POSTS User but... I still try to figure out how does it works...

___

BTW... lilhunter03 is about to pass me on B/P...
well I won't be able to tell him "soldier" anymore

so...
Sir lilhunter03 *salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 17:48:54


At 2/25/08 05:21 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 2/25/08 05:13 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: There's about 5 stat threads on the Wi/Ht?.
there are 8....

_ Top Users Lists!

You forgot the Wi/Ht? Level up! Lounge, the longest and most prominent stat thread on the BBS. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 18:29:29


Did someone try to sign up as "Nikodimickjghui" on the EGB forums? Looks like spam to me, but I just wanna make sure before I reject it. I'll give it 24 hours.

I don't think I need to give the same courtesy to the other sign-up with "homevideos@hot.ee" as their e-mail, lol.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 18:33:35


At 2/25/08 05:48 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 2/25/08 05:21 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 2/25/08 05:13 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: There's about 5 stat threads on the Wi/Ht?.
there are 8....

_ Top Users Lists!
You forgot the Wi/Ht? Level up! Lounge, the longest and most prominent stat thread on the BBS. :)

It is technically a "stat thread" in that it's all about leveling up and user statistics, but I think he meant lists of users either not covered by the rankings pages (total voting power list), or in greater depth than the rankings pages (51+ B/P list).
*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 18:51:03


At 2/25/08 06:33 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: but I think he meant lists of users either not covered by the rankings pages (total voting power list), or in greater depth than the rankings pages (51+ B/P list).

Bleh, A stat thread is a stat thread in my book. No point subcategorizing a category of thread.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 18:59:02


At 2/25/08 06:51 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 2/25/08 06:33 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: but I think he meant lists of users either not covered by the rankings pages (total voting power list), or in greater depth than the rankings pages (51+ B/P list).
Bleh, A stat thread is a stat thread in my book. No point subcategorizing a category of thread.

True enough. And speaking of stats...
*starts up Portal Guard*
I need to get a start on the next B/P level. I took last night off, but... I need to return to duty.
*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-25 19:03:50


At 2/25/08 06:59 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: I need to get a start on the next B/P level. I took last night off, but... I need to return to duty.

Yeah, hurry up and get to Private, dammit!

To be fair, it's not like much will change once you do reach the rank of Private and are formally inducted into the Barracks, as you post here pretty regularly as it is. I'm sure once the 'Guardsmen' are added on to the Roster, it will motivate you to B/P a little more. :)


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