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At 4/10/07 04:34 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: PAGE 464.

What kind of shit is this? I expected something a little more epic. >:(

lol!

At 4/10/07 04:39 PM, Seamonky wrote:

At 4/10/07 04:34 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: PAGE 464.

What kind of shit is this? I expected something a little more epic. >:(

lol!

After seeing all my artistic skills displayed in my flash, you were REALLY expecting something more than a paper plate with marker lines on it?

Really???

At 4/10/07 04:41 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: After seeing all my artistic skills displayed in my flash, you were REALLY expecting something more than a paper plate with marker lines on it?

Umm, yeah. I though you're artistic skills were just writing abc's in your flash. Stories, A Catroon pic of yourself, etc...

Really???

Yup. :/

At 4/10/07 04:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Wow, Even considered trying to get:

Blams: 30000
Saves: 30000

??????

ehhh, it has kinda crossed my mind, i guess that would be something good to stop b/p'ing at if i decide to stop. maybe i'll be tired by the time i reach that point? LET'S HOPE NOT!

must always keep b/p'ing! the portal needs me, oh noes!

At 4/7/07 01:48 AM, MetalDart wrote:

At 4/7/07 01:27 AM, Cool-Points wrote: I remember back when I was "CruX," there were about only 300-450.. gettin closer to 1,000! ^^

Wow. Hi CruX. :o

Hi MetalDart ^^..

so yeah, lol, I know i said last time I was gonna be back for good, but I was caught up with school and such :/.. I guess I can't really say for sure that I'll be back for good THIS time, but I'll definitely try :P.. I'm back mostly to B/P with the BarraX some more, and to make music and put it on NG :]...

Hi everyone! X]

At 4/10/07 04:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Who still has school?

I...do...

And I hate it! I hardly get any B/P points because I don't get home until...quite late...

Compare my other gains (100, 57, 62, 77) with todays gain:

Blams: 1520 (+10 since last log)
Saves: 2817 (+15 since last log)
Total B/P points: 4337
Total B/P points acquired today: 25
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (663 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 40.607
B/P Rank: #853 (+14 move since last log)

Not cool...bleh...Not even half of my lowest gain...

Spam attacks, eh? I most likely will miss most of those, but I recall catching one and it got me about 55+ blams...pretty nice!

Well, time for me to leave today, see ya tomorrow!

At 4/10/07 05:23 PM, BlueHippo wrote:

At 4/10/07 04:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Wow, Even considered trying to get:

Blams: 30000
Saves: 30000

??????

ehhh, it has kinda crossed my mind, i guess that would be something good to stop b/p'ing at if i decide to stop. maybe i'll be tired by the time i reach that point? LET'S HOPE NOT!

It would be pretty cool!

must always keep b/p'ing! the portal needs me, oh noes!

Isnt is funny how you work your way up the ranks to increase your VP and then when you finally make it to an awesome BA you dont want to b/p anymore? Quite ironic really!

At 4/10/07 04:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Who still has school?

Me, that's who >:o

Blams: 11308 (+17 since last log)
Saves: 12792 (+29 since last log)
Total B/P points: 24100
Total B/P points acquired today: 46
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Lieutenant General (1400 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.975
B/P Rank: #132 (0 move since last log)

Wow, a pretty incredle day (yesterday), and now, a completely meh day (today). But that's life :[

Not much to say for today, nothing interesting happened. Only about 30 (school) days left of school... then... SUMMER SCHOOL! (fuckin math... MadCow sucks at it D:)

I've never been to summer school before, hopefully it's not too bad. It's weird because I have to get there really early, but there's no bus (which is usually how I get to school), and I have to go there for English and Math. Which is weird, since English is my best subject O.o

At 4/10/07 11:50 PM, MadCow wrote:

At 4/10/07 04:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Who still has school?

Me, that's who >:o

Hey I have school too. It just school holidays at the moment!

NEW TOPIC!

Ok most of you know that I have made up some pretty random topics over my time at the EGB and today is no different.

I have thought of a great question to get the barracks up and running again, and hopefully have a little fun too.

Here is my question:

Tell us, How you came up with your alias? and the story behind it.

Ok, I will start things off with mine. Its pretty lame too.

Back in the days when I used to make some pretty stupid stick animations and used to love hanging out at stickslaughter.com and power-fusion.com I decided I needed an alias. I spent several hours trying to think of something good using keywords like Chrome, Metallic, Velocity, cool words like that. After stuggling to find a word that sounded awesome that automatically clicked in my head I decided to try a new approach. I got my name (Corey) and the word 'Stick' (Becuase I was into sticks at the time), merged the letters to form the word 'Sterockicy' It automatically sounded awesome.

And thats how my alias came about!

Now its your turn!

*Salutes*

At 4/11/07 12:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Now its your turn!

Well I asked around in the EGB, and this strange fellow named... erm... Sterokice? No... Heterockicy? Nope... Sterockicy! That's the one! Anyway, he came up with this utterly awesome name, and the days of Donthurtme came to an end, to be replaced by Sentio. And I have loved it ever since.

Thanks man!

Anyway, my Dad is now here for the next couple of days (he's sleeping off the jetlag right now), so you can expect to see a little less of me for a few days, not to mention a significant fall in B/P points. I'll try and pop on in the evenings when he is asleep if I can.

Somewhere around 100 points again today, so I'm making up for missing the weekend- over two hundred points since late Sunday evening. EGSC is now less than 600 points away...

*salutes*

At 4/11/07 12:27 AM, Sentio wrote:

At 4/11/07 12:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Now its your turn!

Well I asked around in the EGB, and this strange fellow named... erm... Sterokice? No... Heterockicy? Nope... Sterockicy! That's the one! Anyway, he came up with this utterly awesome name, and the days of Donthurtme came to an end, to be replaced by Sentio. And I have loved it ever since.

Hahahahaha, Your such a smartass. How did I know you were going to be the first person to reply! Dammit man!

Thanks man!

Your the 5th person to say that to me today. Everybodys in a loving mood today!

Anyway, my Dad is now here for the next couple of days (he's sleeping off the jetlag right now), so you can expect to see a little less of me for a few days, not to mention a significant fall in B/P points. I'll try and pop on in the evenings when he is asleep if I can.

Have fun with your Dad!

Somewhere around 100 points again today, so I'm making up for missing the weekend- over two hundred points since late Sunday evening. EGSC is now less than 600 points away...

Really, Man I could only conjure up 60 before 2pm where the new NG day began. EGSC is soo close now! I cant wait for you to make it.

*salutes*

*Salutes*

I got to Staff Sergeant ^_^

Blams: 1,184 (+17)
Saves: 2,821 (+56)
Total B/P points: 4,005
Total B/P points acquired today: 73
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (995 until next rank)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 9.42
B/P Rank: 954 (+10)

At 4/11/07 12:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Tell us, How you came up with your alias? and the story behind it.

Slash Firestorm is a character in my long-running personal novel I've written since I was thirteen. He's a Demon with a rather hard-ass view towards humanity (kinda like myself)...although I use him in various other incarnations, such as my Pokemon lemon fanfiction (rofl).

He looks like my profile picture, sans the stupid smile, heh.

At 4/11/07 12:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Tell us, How you came up with your alias? and the story behind it.

My story is rather basic really, my favorite group for many years has been "Dark Lotus" and their fans are considered Juggalo's, so I put the two together and came up with my name DarkLotusJuggalo. I know it doesn't have as much meaning behind it as some other users but it has enough in my opinion.

At 4/11/07 12:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Tell us, How you came up with your alias? and the story behind it.

Ok, I will start things off with mine. Its pretty lame too.

weird explanation

And thats how my alias came about!

Wow, I had always been wondering... Your alias always made me think of stereo and Dolby surround systems....

Now its your turn!

Well, I haven't been really original here... There's this hardcore punk band, The Casualties. I used to love them (years ago) and I though, "Why not become one of them". So I slit my wrists and banged my head on the wall, and there! I was a Casualty!

(I made up the painful part. But I did find this alias thanks to the band. But you already knew that. Isn't it? You didn't? Oh.. well....)

This is my 1000th post so I thought I'd spend it answering Stero's questions over the past few days.

At 4/10/07 04:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Who still has school?

Well I started back last week. I haven't really been going, and I have nothing to really show for it unlike SlashFirestorm. But I've decided to go, well at least more than nothing. Spent 4 hours doin chemistry yesterday,quite painful as I had just gotten up at 2 and hadn't eaten anything. But as a reward, I saw Sunshine and Blades of Glory ( for the second time) in my local cinema. For free my I add, I know a guy who knows a guy.

Tell us, How you came up with your alias? and the story behind it.

Hmmm, well mine isn't the coolest story ever but, around 5 years ago my family had just got the internet. This is when the only thing that existed in Ireland was Dial-Up and it went at a snail's pace. I was sitting there, not knowing what to look up. So I went onto the Star Wars Official website and to get onto most of the content you need to have an account, so I tried the usual star wars related ones. And I thought I'd mix my actual name, Shane, with Darth Sidious' to make Darth Shanus. Shanus would become my User name for everything just because nobody uses it.

As I created it when I was 13 I didn't really understand that it sounded like anus. But I've lived with it. So if you ever see a member called Shanus or Sunahs on a website it's usually me.

Sunahs is Shanus backwards for the Barracks members with very little imagination

At 4/11/07 12:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: NEW TOPIC!

Tell us, How you came up with your alias? and the story behind it.

Well, back in 1983, I was born and I grew up in my own special way. I spent a lot of time watching my dad playing cricket in the summer and his nickname, Coop, kind of rubbed off on me. I was the unofficial team mascot and it wasn't really a surprise to anyone when I followed in his fotsteps and began playing cricket myself.

Now when I go to play, some of the veterans who played with my dad still call me Coop, but when the players around my age call me Coop, I think that it's not because of my dad that they call me Coop, but because they know who I am.

I knocked off the 19, as it sucks. Every NG user was born inthe 20th century, so we know the 19 part. Somebody had already registered with Coop when I came here, so Coop83 was what I became and I never tried to change it to Coop.

At 4/11/07 12:44 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

At 4/11/07 12:27 AM, Sentio wrote: Anyway, my Dad is now here for the next couple of days (he's sleeping off the jetlag right now), so you can expect to see a little less of me for a few days, not to mention a significant fall in B/P points. I'll try and pop on in the evenings when he is asleep if I can.

Have fun with your Dad!

Stero, that sounded so wrong.

Oh, and I passed 24,000 B/P this morning!

I know I was gone a long time, but...is it just me, or is the portal a lot slower than it was a few months ago? The past few days, I've kept an eye on the portal (not bothering to B/P much though), and the UJ rate seems to be a lot more sluggish than back in the day.

Hmpf.

At 4/11/07 08:49 AM, Coop83 wrote: I knocked off the 19, as it sucks. Every NG user was born inthe 20th century, so we know the 19 part.

I'm starting to doubt about that... I'm seeing people with such a bad spelling and such a stupid way of acting that I'm starting to wonder if they're not, like, 7 year old.

Anyway, the very first 20th century users should start flowing in in 2010, for sure.//

Oh, and I passed 24,000 B/P this morning!

Expect congrats in the Wi/Ht LUL ;)

At 4/11/07 09:54 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I know I was gone a long time, but...is it just me, or is the portal a lot slower than it was a few months ago? The past few days, I've kept an eye on the portal (not bothering to B/P much though), and the UJ rate seems to be a lot more sluggish than back in the day.

Hmpf.

I have been wondering too... We had a super-fast moment a few months ago, during which you'd always have like 25 entries UJ when you logged in. Then, it started slowing down, and here we are today with nothing to do...

So no, it's not just you =(

can i join you guys??

Sorry buddy, but you need to be of Elite Guard rank to join (1500+ Blam/Protect points).

A short poem about Newgrounds.

Sweet melodic hues of gold and black,
You lure my soul back with promises of hentai and glory.
Dark, your core is, filled with evil and hate
And yet I still continue to masturbate to your omnipotence.
I cannot venture out for fear of Rugrats sex and big bags,
But I also sort of like that sort of thing, it seems, with broken innocence and tainted dreams.
I listen to Bon Jovi and wander the halls, listening to preteens speak of cocks and balls and tentacle rape. I even think I saw some Bob the Builder porn somewhere in the back.

I cry tears of sperm and joy as I gaze upon my badge, a fiery mark of far too much time on my hands, unable to sustain a relationship for fear of it interfering with my Pokemon hentai bestiality fanfictions.
Angry faics and question marks dot the sky, cinnamon buns and sweet apple pie that I long to fuck into oblivion.
My computer drools as I pull up to General, my television playing a DVD of Shrek 2, and I sigh in orgasmic bliss as the flash files pop under my command.
My hands! Do they travel towards my loins yet again? Yes! O yes, they do!
For love is personified in the heart of a lolicon child.

And as I cry out for more, and the mods pull their rape-guns out and shower me with ban sticks,
I reach towards my pants and stroke my dick, like a panda cub or perhaps an odd type of ibuprofen pill.
I shout broken english at my monitor, demanding another dose of hentai quizzes, and yet I am denied; I have asked too much of my Lord.
The devil has my soul, and my testicles, in his hand; but as long as the pale golden bars and soothing thick fog of Newgrounds holds my heart, I feel naught but pleasure at his devious fondlings.
As my eyeballs melt from gamma radiation, I embrace the internet's light, and it is good, and cry out in joy as I make basic html.

O, Newgrounds, thou art myself; thou art my overdose of prescription medication; take me to the bare-breasted angels singing bad Kiss songs.

At 4/11/07 12:44 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Hahahahaha, Your such a smartass. How did I know you were going to be the first person to reply! Dammit man!

Ah, that is what you get when I lurk so much- you can bet I'll show up pretty quickly, especially when there is someone to be mocked!

Your the 5th person to say that to me today. Everybodys in a loving mood today!

Well, that day is gone, so we will have to put a stop to that! I think the Barracks floor could do with a polish- get to it soldier, here's a toothbrush!

Really, Man I could only conjure up 60 before 2pm where the new NG day began. EGSC is soo close now! I cant wait for you to make it.

I don't go by NG day, rather by when I get up and go to sleep, so my days are a little skewed compared to yours (they run until about 2AM NG time). Still, a good day yesterday- it just shows how little work I did :D

At 4/11/07 01:13 AM, 36Holla wrote: I got to Staff Sergeant ^_^

Blams: 1,184 (+17)
Saves: 2,821 (+56)
Total B/P points: 4,005
Total B/P points acquired today: 73
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (995 until next rank)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 9.42
B/P Rank: 954 (+10)

Good pace there. I hate being such an ass about these things, but please do not have stat only posts. Some mods will ban you for it if they see it, and that may get the Barracks in trouble (we never have been popular with the mods), and it would be better if you contributed to the conversation a bit anyway.

Thanks

At 4/11/07 08:49 AM, Coop83 wrote:

Stero, that sounded so wrong.

Yeah, I noticed that as well... :S.

Oh, and I passed 24,000 B/P this morning!

Congrats!

At 4/11/07 11:06 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: A short poem about Newgrounds.

Lmao, that was great :D. And true in so many ways. What topped it off was the 'I'm a loser' part of your sig at the bottom though- it has never been more appropriate :P.

*salutes*

At 4/11/07 12:05 PM, Sentio wrote:

At 4/11/07 11:06 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: A short poem about Newgrounds.

Lmao, that was great :D. And true in so many ways. What topped it off was the 'I'm a loser' part of your sig at the bottom though- it has never been more appropriate :P.

*salutes*

I replaced the link to go to my Pokemon story now, to more accurately reflect my loser-ness.

I'm actually B/P'ing today. Not keeping track of my numbers or anything, but just trying to get re-acquainted with the portal again...I missed it more than I thought. :-(

At 4/11/07 12:11 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

I replaced the link to go to my Pokemon story now, to more accurately reflect my loser-ness.

I noticed that- I may well go and check it out when I have more time.

I'm actually B/P'ing today. Not keeping track of my numbers or anything, but just trying to get re-acquainted with the portal again...I missed it more than I thought. :-(

Ugh, you would start B/Ping again just as I'm catching you up! I remember when you were one of the fastest B/Pers around and I never thought I would catch you, especially as I was so inactive back then. I guess I'll have to wait a little longer.

B/Ping just gets to be a part of the daily routine after a while- when I am away travelling or whatever it kind of feels empty without it (that sounds so lame!). Having said that, when you have been B/Ping constantly for months on end it does get boring, especially when the portal is so slow. I'm looking forward to a little break when I hit EGSC next week- I just need to keep Hemlok behind me :D

*salutes*

Don't worry, I'll likely be slow for a few days, assuming I have the will to B/P at all tomorrow. So many fanfics, so little time for anything else.

Plus, the day the new layout comes out, I plan to start a new account and begin the whole damned race all over again. :evil grin:

At 4/11/07 10:06 AM, Casualty wrote: I'm starting to doubt about that... I'm seeing people with such a bad spelling and such a stupid way of acting that I'm starting to wonder if they're not, like, 7 year old.

It's just bad spelling and Dyslexics. You'll be surprised just how many people just a) can't type or b) are Dyslexic.

Anyway, the very first 20th century users should start flowing in in 2010, for sure.//

You mean 21st Century users :P

At 4/11/07 11:06 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: A short poem about Newgrounds.

Nice, twisted poem.

Why not convert it to .pdf and submit it to Fourth Perspective

At 4/11/07 12:05 PM, Sentio wrote:

At 4/11/07 08:49 AM, Coop83 wrote: Stero, that sounded so wrong.

Yeah, I noticed that as well... :S.

He's trying for a subtle blend of SlashFirestorm and Coop humor, which is disturbing.

Oh, and I passed 24,000 B/P this morning!

Congrats!

Thanks.

*Salutes*

Behold an ancient relic in the portal...the Secret Missing Episode of Slash Firestorm! :-D

I'm scrounging my ancient flash files for anything worth uploading. Well, none of it's really worth it, but...eh, you get what I mean.

At 4/11/07 02:13 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Behold an ancient relic in the portal...the Secret Missing Episode of Slash Firestorm! :-D

It was so hot that all I needed to do was fap up and down ONCE.

Like a pringle's bottle..