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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-06-30 12:26:31


I know I've seen this account somewhere. It looks like it was unbanned recently.
http://fantasy-games.newgrounds.com/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-06-30 16:00:57


Check this out.

Is anyone else getting an endless loop of Under Judgement notifications on this, or is it just me?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-06-30 16:33:21


At 6/30/12 04:00 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Check this out.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598246
Is anyone else getting an endless loop of Under Judgement notifications on this, or is it just me?

You're not the only one. And since I have that option set off, I think it's just the flash itself. Judging from the size of the flash, the author and the author comments I don't think it was meant to be something serious.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-01 19:24:50


Another month has passed us by...

Barracks Roster as of July 1st, 2012:

Milestones::
Asandir - 19K total B/P
byteslinger - 78K saves, 91K total B/P
Coop - 76K saves, 106K total B/P
Cootie - 28K total B/P
Decky - 6K saves, 8K total B/P
Gimmick - 16K saves, 17K total B/P
Jolly - 29K saves, 34K total B/P
Little-Rena - 38K saves
RohantheBarbarian - 22K saves
SeeD419 - 10K total B/P
SpiffyMasta - 6K total B/P
Tycrane - 24K saves, 26K total B/P

Promotions::
Decky - Sgt. First Class
Gimmick - Colonel
SpiffyMasta - Staff Sergeant
Tycrane - Commander

No new members this month; no members retired

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 106,727 | 1,172 | 39.07 | B | -001.92 | Coop Sup. Commander | 2 | D
02) 91,759 | 1,227 | 40.90 | A | -011.02 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 6 | C
03) 80,294 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 55,926 | 0,111 | 03.70 | D | -057.31 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F
05) 51,861 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | EagleRock Sup. Commander | 0 | F
06) 34,277 | 1,229 | 40.97 | A | -000.65 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F
07) 32,109 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | ArtDanVal Sup. Commander | 0 | F
08) 30,348 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | idiot-buster Sup. Commander | 0 | F
09) 29,873 | 0,305 | 10.17 | C | +002.35 | RohantheBarbarian Commander | 0 | F
10) 28,164 | 0,739 | 24.63 | B | -026.39 | Cootie Commander | 0 | F
11) 26,813 | 1,369 | 45.63 | A | +001.48 | Tycrane Commander +1 | 0 | F
12) 26,223 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | sixflab Commander -1 | 0 | F
13) 21,772 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Lizzardis Lt. General | 0 | F
14) 19,221 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Ismael92 Colonel | 0 | F
15) 19,073 | 0,112 | 03.73 | D | -046.41 | Asandir Colonel | 0 | F
16) 17,922 | 1,501 | 50.03 | A | -002.02 | Gimmick Colonel | 1 | D
17) 11,335 | 0,007 | 00.23 | D | -095.00 | IzzyDude Praporshchik | 0 | F
18) 11,269 | 0,002 | 00.07 | D | +000.00 | AnalPenguinFarming Praporshchik | 0 | F
19) 10,044 | 0,116 | 03.87 | D | +000.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major | 5 | C
20) 9,674 | 0,123 | 04.10 | D | -012.77 | BrokenDeck Sgt. Major | 0 | F
21) 9,352 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | NGFan14 Sgt. First Class | 0 | F
22) 8,464 | 1,165 | 38.83 | B | -004.35 | Decky Sgt. First Class +2 | 18 | B
23) 8,387 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | PossiblePancakes Sgt. First Class -1 | 0 | F
24) 7,343 | 0,009 | 00.30 | D | +028.57 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant -1 | 13 | C
25) 6,376 | 0,004 | 00.13 | D | +300.00 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
26) 6,295 | 0,363 | 12.10 | C | -023.26 | SpiffyMasta Staff Sergeant +1 | 19 | B
27) 6,223 | 0,033 | 01.10 | D | +230.00 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant -1 | 3 | D
28) 5,478 | 0,011 | 00.37 | D | -015.38 | BenwaHakubi Sergeant | 0 | F
29) 5,262 | 0,032 | 01.07 | D | +540.00 | ZJ Sergeant | 0 | F
30) 5,073 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Afro-Mann Sergeant | 0 | F
31) 4,581 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Luke Corporal | 0 | F
32) 4,289 | 0,002 | 00.07 | D | +000.00 | EmmDubya Corporal | 4 | D
33) 4,062 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | MultiCanimefan Corporal | 0 | F

Top 5 Gainers::
Gimmick - 1,501 (15.58% of total)
Tycrane - 1,369 (14.21% of total)
Jolly - 1,229 (12.76% of total)
byteslinger - 1,227 (12.74% of total)
Coop - 1,172 (12.17% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 67.46% of B/P points (6,498 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (42)
Jolly (18)
Gimmick (9)
Tycrane (7)

Total gain for month: 9,632 (21 Active Members)

That's 321.07 per day, or 15.29 per day per active member.

21 Active...12 inactive. Sounds like it's time for another roll call.
For those who serve the Barracks regularly, you have my gratitude and appreciation.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-01 20:12:25


At 7/1/12 07:24 PM, byteslinger wrote: Another month has passed us by...

That it has, that it has. I've had an interesting month in between my 21st birthday, leaving college and taking part in The Game Jam it's been quite hectic and to be honest I've spent the vast amount of the time getting rather intoxicated but I hope that this didn't effect my work in The Portal too much.

Milestones::
Decky - 6K saves, 8K total B/P

Promotions::
Decky - Sgt. First Class

And so I get yet more milestones under my belt and a promotion to boot. Sadly the ranks are now 2,000 apart for me so i'm unlikely to keep this one promotion per roster thing going anymore. Alas it was a good run whilst it lasted.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
21) 9,352 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | NGFan14 Sgt. First Class | 0 | F
22) 8,464 | 1,165 | 38.83 | B | -004.35 | Decky Sgt. First Class +2 | 18 | B
23) 8,387 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | PossiblePancakes Sgt. First Class -1 | 0 | F

Well this month I managed to jump passed PossiblePancakes just by a little bit and looking ahead I don't think that i'll be able to pass NGFan14 by much if at all by next roster, although I do have a lot of extra time on my hands now that I've finished college.

This time could be spent doing something useful like finding a job but sod it. I'll be posting in the forums, visiting The Portal and drawing creepy stuff. Viva la youth.

21 Active...12 inactive. Sounds like it's time for another roll call.
For those who serve the Barracks regularly, you have my gratitude and appreciation.

Don't mention it Byteslinger and I'm all behind a roll call.

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-01 21:16:59


At 7/1/12 07:24 PM, byteslinger wrote: No new members this month; no members retired

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-01 22:22:25


At 7/1/12 09:16 PM, Spretznaz wrote:
At 7/1/12 07:24 PM, byteslinger wrote: No new members this month; no members retired
....

Yes, I apologize - you did ask for admittance into the Barracks. We are now at the member discussion phase.

Will all current Elite Guard members in good standing please weigh in on PFC Spretznaz's admission discussion ASAP.

We will need a few days for a quorum of members to review your application and come to a decision.

Thank you all for your support. Now, back to the Portal, comrades!

As you were,

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-02 01:25:41



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-02 12:41:18


At 7/2/12 01:25 AM, Spretznaz wrote: Gamesgrow:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598324

More gamesgrow:

At 7/2/12 12:37 PM, MistyEntertainment wrote:

lmfao, tom put it on the frontpage

Gotta love that guy's sense of humor.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-02 13:10:16


At 7/2/12 12:41 PM, Spretznaz wrote: More gamesgrow:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598348
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598349

Wade found 15 alts for gamesgrow and youngmencn. Set all to delete. Gonna start handing out massive ip bans. If you spot em, pm me some links.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-03 13:12:31


At 7/2/12 01:10 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: Wade found 15 alts for gamesgrow and youngmencn.

I've also been seeing quite a few alts for nextdifferencegames. They haven't been doing it as much as gamesgrow, but they're still out there. Here's one that was just unbanned:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-03 18:30:40


Thanks for the Barracks Roster update byteslinger the summer going by so quick, and it is now July already where does the time go? I'm glad that gamesgrow got deleted it wont stop them though from making more crappy alts to get round it. 15 alts so gamesgrow does keep making alts, it is a shame that these generic accounts don't reply to PM. I would like to see there reply although it is about making money it does not excuse it one bit.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-03 19:54:10


Stolen game:

Original link: http://spamtheweb.com/play/super-deep-throat

...and another Super Deepthroat submission.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-03 21:37:02


At 7/3/12 07:54 PM, Tycrane wrote: Stolen game:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598449
Original link: http://spamtheweb.com/play/super-deep-throat

...and another Super Deepthroat submission.

Lol he even admits he doesn't own the game. I would have to say that this is another (insert face palm moment)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-03 23:15:53


Pointless ad/demo

After the 1st 3 levels, it won't let you continue unless you buy the full version.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-04 12:49:00



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-04 13:17:49


At 7/4/12 12:04 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 7/3/12 07:54 PM, Tycrane wrote: Stolen game:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598449
Original link: http://spamtheweb.com/play/super-deep-throat

...and another Super Deepthroat submission.
It passed and the worst part.... one of the reviewers acknowledges they didn't make it, they just wanted to vote it through anyways. What is wrong with some of these voters?

The answer is simple they only want points simple as that. Since the fad of NG for now seems to be to protect the people who only want points will vote 2-5 to get points even if it says it is up for deletion. It is because of this that I sometimes see the NG graveyard empty on some days.

Please for all that is good on NG we need our ability to whistle flash movies back. Voting 0 isn't cutting it since there seem to be too many people who care about stats more then the website >_<

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-04 15:40:29


At 7/1/12 07:24 PM, byteslinger wrote: No new members this month; no members retired

So, I guess rank and seniority aren't enough?
I formally request permission for a Private to join the Elite Guard Barracks. I don't vote "2" on everything and move on, I genuinely care about the content of NG. Granted, I don't have a photographic memory, but after 11 years, I'm sure I have something useful to contribute.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 12:52:27


At 7/5/12 12:44 PM, SCTE3 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598521
Seems this shovelware account got unbanned recently.

That's a youmengcn alt, they decided to shrink their watermark for some reason...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 13:03:50


I've noticed that gamesgrow and other repeat shovelware spammers are using a different ad company than anyone else. If you see one of these ads, it's about 95 percent certain that it's one of those sites, since I have yet to see anybody else use these.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 16:57:27


Along with the rest of the SS related trash in the portal.

They're made to mess up your computer, check one out and you'll know why.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 16:57:40


3D Child Porn

Also has a hack when you click to view that brings up your page set up window. Just report and don't watch, trust me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 17:11:57


This one just caused Chrome to crash. It's probably the second time that's ever happened to me.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598563


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 17:16:53


At 7/5/12 05:11 PM, Spretznaz wrote: This one just caused Chrome to crash. It's probably the second time that's ever happened to me.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598563

Got Wade. All gone.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 17:38:18


At 7/5/12 05:16 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
Got Wade. All gone.

Awesome sauce! A few blams! HEHE

No worries gents, I got Portal Guard up, if anything else comes up you likely won't see it before it gets deleted.

Thanks go to byte for PG3!! Makes it a lot easier to catch this crap.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 18:44:03


At 7/5/12 05:38 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
At 7/5/12 05:16 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
Got Wade. All gone.
Awesome sauce! A few blams! HEHE

10 blams in one day-it's sad how that's actually a LOT.

Also, who the hell is flooding general with soup threads? Several members of the soup squad already told me that it didn't have anything to do with them.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 19:09:45


At 7/5/12 06:44 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Several members of the soup squad already told me that it didn't have anything to do with them.

I'm a member of the Soup Squad, although I rarely have anything to do with them and what has happened in The Portal today is nothing to do with them but instead just a small attempt at flooding the place with crap. No big deal but I'm happy with the blams myself.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 19:17:12


At 7/5/12 07:09 PM, Decky wrote:
Several members of the soup squad already told me that it didn't have anything to do with them.
I'm a member of the Soup Squad, although I rarely have anything to do with them and what has happened in The Portal today is nothing to do with them but instead just a small attempt at flooding the place with crap. No big deal but I'm happy with the blams myself.

Yeah, I believe it. Sounds like the KK or some spam group is messing with them.

Also, pretty sure this would count as unsuitable:

During the credits it show some porn footage.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-05 22:52:36


There is something a little off about a game that claims to be the original Scary Maze.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-07-06 00:50:53


Oh look, another youmengcn alt.


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