According to this article, a Reserection Institute in Pittsburgh has reserected a few dogs that were clinicly dead for a few hours! Sure the article may look a little fake, but the site is genuine so it most likly isn't. Lol@Boffins.
Real zombie dogs!
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I doubt it was a few hours. Maybe their heart stopped for a while and they used a difribulater <spell check> to start it up again.
well they bring people back to life with those shocky pads...... i hope bam magera never gets one of those
sorry for not mentioning this in my last post but also it looks like its in snow... could cryogenics have anything to do with it?
what the fuck are they thinking....did anyone here about the whole zombie issue in that one minority country....they had to quarantine the place to keep the "hour-long" zombies away......and now wer'e creating them right here....damn man....the zombies will kill us all.................*paranoia*
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At 6/27/05 11:31 PM, Yuskae wrote: sorry for not mentioning this in my last post but also it looks like its in snow... could cryogenics have anything to do with it?
Possibly, or it could just be a reference photo that happens to have snow in the background.
ah great, now theyre going to make Zombie people, now were fucked >=(.
At 6/27/05 11:29 PM, -Wolfguy- wrote: According to this article, a Reserection Institute in Pittsburgh has reserected a few dogs that were clinicly dead for a few hours! Sure the article may look a little fake, but the site is genuine so it most likly isn't. Lol@Boffins.
And too add to the article, the Umbrella corporation has no comment.
At 6/27/05 11:34 PM, -TaB- wrote: ah great, now theyre going to make Zombie people, now were fucked >=(.
its too late...read this....to the extent of my knowledge...its good
ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.
After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.
General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."
US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.
A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.
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At 6/27/05 11:36 PM, Minion777 wrote:At 6/27/05 11:34 PM, -TaB- wrote: ah great, now theyre going to make Zombie people, now were fucked >=(.its too late...read this....to the extent of my knowledge...its good
ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!
Link please? Needs authenication.
At 6/27/05 11:40 PM, -Wolfguy- wrote:At 6/27/05 11:36 PM, Minion777 wrote:Link please? Needs authenication.At 6/27/05 11:34 PM, -TaB- wrote: ah great, now theyre going to make Zombie people, now were fucked >=(.its too late...read this....to the extent of my knowledge...its good
ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!
k.....be horrified......fucking zombie armegeddon
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Pretty soon it will be humans and we will have a Demolition Man scenario happen.
At 6/27/05 11:31 PM, TheConfused wrote: Does this mean Old Yeller is going to be fine?
Fuck no... unless another dog donates him a head... cuz last time I checked, you can't live with a gapping hole in the skull.
At 6/27/05 11:44 PM, Minion777 wrote:At 6/27/05 11:40 PM, -Wolfguy- wrote:k.....be horrified......fucking zombie armegeddonAt 6/27/05 11:36 PM, Minion777 wrote:Link please? Needs authenication.At 6/27/05 11:34 PM, -TaB- wrote: ah great, now theyre going to make Zombie people, now were fucked >=(.its too late...read this....to the extent of my knowledge...its good
ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!
*cough*old joke*cough*date is april 1*Cough*
man, zombie....i dunno...i bet we could take em. just gotta give alot of people shotguns.
At 6/27/05 11:49 PM, Elamdri wrote:At 6/27/05 11:44 PM, Minion777 wrote:
*cough*old joke*cough*date is april 1*Cough*
man, zombie....i dunno...i bet we could take em. just gotta give alot of people shotguns.
makes me laugh
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Filler text.
Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.
Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.
And now they are trying to over populate the world.
I am not religious or anything but dead people should remain dead.. it's just the way of life.
At 6/27/05 11:44 PM, Minion777 wrote: k.....be horrified......fucking zombie armegeddon
That link is a hoax. Note that the URL is just an IP address, so you can't tell it's not actually the BBC or whatever.
As for bringing dogs back to life, yeah. I'm not surprised. The Russians could do it back in the 40's. NOTE: Video is extremely graphic. Not in the rotten.com sense, but it's still disturbing.
At 6/27/05 11:36 PM, Minion777 wrote:At 6/27/05 11:34 PM, -TaB- wrote: ah great, now theyre going to make Zombie people, now were fucked >=(.its too late...read this....to the extent of my knowledge...its good
ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!
That's Bullshit
Send as a link to a real website of news that say that and we'll see.
For all we know you probably just made this up in a few minutes.
At 6/27/05 11:31 PM, TheConfused wrote:Does this mean Old Yeller is going to be fine?
omfg i hated that movie, i cried for like an hour
At 6/27/05 11:36 PM, Minion777 wrote:
:stuff about malaria and zombism
there was already another thread about this, i wonder if if all this is true, would they be able to bring perfectly preserved figures of history back o life using their corpses?
...I'm starting to think this is true. It's on front page of rotten and rotten makes sure everything is real.
....scary. I'd expect to see it on the news.
those fuckign fools....the only Reanimation process is the VIRUS Solanum! and solanum....will when dead...change the body.....and that body will reanimate into a full fledged zombie who hungers for LIVING CREATURES FLESH! and the only creature that can reanimate is a human. dogs will die within hours of the virus in thier blood streem...but this is real. this is just another wya to reanimate but without that virus...just gotta remember...the dogs may be mentaly retarded from having no air inside their brain unless they put oxoygen inside there...
At 6/28/05 01:38 PM, Rocks_Levi wrote: there was already another thread about this, i wonder if if all this is true, would they be able to bring perfectly preserved figures of history back o life using their corpses?
In theory, yes, but there are no perfectly preserved figures of history, so no.
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