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How Many Times Can You Masterbate?

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-07 19:46:28


A few times a week... depending on the week, in the summer it was like two times a day.

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-07 19:49:34


At 4/25/02 11:30 AM, Captain_Bob wrote: Well I had sex 11 times in one day once....

Captain_Bob = Lying Albino Virgin

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-07 20:22:58


I think I got up to 4 once. Then my arms got tired...

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-07 20:25:52


At 4/24/02 10:41 PM, BenGoldhaber wrote: How Many Times Can You Masterbate in one day?
It might be interesting to hear some of your personal comments. Ive never really tried... at all. But my record is 4. If you cant beat that, shame on you cuz im 13. So, Lets get some feedback!
Be truthful biotches... PLEASE

I would but there's some fungus thing that I'm afraid to touch.

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-07 20:29:40


At 10/7/04 08:22 PM, HeinousDude wrote: I think I got up to 4 once. Then my arms got tired...

By that I mean consecutively, non-stop in between.

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-07 20:33:41


At 10/7/04 08:25 PM, -Canas- wrote: I stop when my balls hurt o_O

You got problems, dude.
Balls hurt=BAD.

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-07 20:55:30


Does it have to be from yourown hand?


Gooch for MOD 09'

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-07 20:57:25


This is sad.


I am not responsible for the content of the post above.

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-07 20:59:44


Id like to send out a message that, your noodle does have a shelf life on it.

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-07 21:01:18


At 4/25/02 05:32 PM, Cryptick wrote:
Are you guys gay?

Seriouly are you a faggot? Always trying to be a smartass and here you talk about jacking off, instead of jaking off you can fuck some girl, but too bad you can't because you're a fag, so go fuck your gayass sex partner

wow u know that almost every single straight guy on earth has masturbated at least once so pls shutup and go rd a Gay Denial Porno (its gay porno but it says ur not gay whne u flip the pg each time to make u feel good)


"Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here."

-Cheshire Cat

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-08 00:21:54


Wow i think i'm the only chick who will touch this one.
Anyways i masturbate everyday sometimes twice a day unless i have a bf but for me it relieves stress :)And it does other pretty awesome things as well.

~foxy~


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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-08 00:30:24


I went so far as 17 times on one Saturday... =) I was very, very lonely... =( Will you be my freind?

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-08 01:07:34


At 10/8/04 12:21 AM, foxyj9 wrote: Wow i think i'm the only chick who will touch this one.
Anyways i masturbate everyday sometimes twice a day unless i have a bf but for me it relieves stress :)And it does other pretty awesome things as well.

~foxy~

Yer Hot and thats pretty fuckin cool....Anyways I do it prolly a couple times a week, and heres a question...Is anyone masturbating right now?


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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-08 01:09:38


At 10/8/04 01:08 AM, TheLeoness wrote: This is a funny thread. I could go into detail about my super secret sexual rendezvous with myself, but I'd rather not.

Aww come on... You got all our hopes up!


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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-08 01:11:06


I would say on average, at least once a day, for some reason though I'll do it like 4-5 times a day every now and then. Thats usually happens 2 times a week. When I have a girlfriend, however, never is the case.

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-09 01:15:48


Who would of thought that bumping a thread would be so much fun.

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-09 01:26:12


Yeah I was hoping that foxyj9 and leoness would reply but I guess not. Damn


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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-09 01:32:32


LMAO i think i used to spank the cock 3 times a day although my record is 8 because i was grounded for a week and wanted to see how many times i could spank it in a week (61)

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-09 01:34:11


i do it like 2000000 tome pre day!!!!!!!!!

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-09 01:56:26


it depends wha kind of mood i am in :P
9-12 XD

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-09 02:26:29


i'll masturbate until my penis and balls start to ache...which is about 5-8 times a day...

check out www.jackinworld.com too!

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-09 02:29:05


None of your damn business.

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-09 02:31:25


Unlike you sick fucks. My record is only 2 times.

I only do the deed every other day.

Doing it every day makes it feel numb... And you get less out of it.

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-09 02:58:42


Well...I can as many times as i want. You didnt say "how many times can you masturbate and cum" I could put my hands down my pants now and masturbate for like 2 seconds...So yeah..I could pry masturbate of 100 times a day. .. .. This post is so lame.. I can't believe i contributed to it. *sigh*

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-09 03:00:58


You are all pathetic, sitting there talking about how many time a day you can masturbate, go out and find a bi-sexual or something, believe me they're sexually active, i should know, i knew one, she tried to jerk me off, she said she wanted a hug, so i gave her a hug.

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-09 03:01:50


Once a day is good enough, (even though I don't do it like 3 times per week)

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-09 03:08:28


I'm not even going to bother reading the rest of the posts...

but for you guys who can't stop playing 5-tickle-1: Your dick WILL grow skew if you jack it too much...

And trust me... girls don't want something that looks like it came out of a budget sausage factory!

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-09 03:36:06


yesterday 5 i think thats my record

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-09 03:56:51


My record is 6. Man I was sore...O_o

Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? 2004-10-09 04:05:14


I don't have enough time or energy to masturbate anymore.


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