Please. i want to cyber with every1 in this chat. im me at aim. my sn is playopi. i want all your dicks in me!!!

Man that was so funny!

such a lie.

this is true i swear on my life! ive had this guys email on ym msn for a long time, but ive never spoken to him, and hes never spoken to me. so as you do, i pretended to be a chick, and this is how it went...
p.s i am I bread Cat (supposed to be i <3 bread cat the heart doesnt show up)

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
hey, hu r u?

i bread cat says:
good

i bread cat says:
whos this

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
jack, who r u?

i bread cat says:
jill

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
jill hu?

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
r u hot?

i bread cat says:
yes

i bread cat says:
i am 15, blonde and horny

i bread cat says:
i am bi

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
i am not bi and 14 but the rest iz tha same

i bread cat says:
i want to sex you

i bread cat says:
do you want cyber?

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
yer k

i bread cat says:
im taking off your pants

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
do u ave a pic?

i bread cat says:
yeah

i bread cat says:
wait

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO sends:

i bread cat says:
im feeling to horny

i bread cat says:
i have ur pants in my hands

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
this is the worst and only pic of me

i bread cat says:
i put my mouth over ur ahrd dick

You have failed to receive file "Picture 232.jpg" from CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO.

i bread cat says:
do u like it?

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
i am already past that stage

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
ive entered

i bread cat says:
ooooo you hardly fill mybutt

i bread cat says:
i turn aroudn and slap u in the head with my dick

i bread cat says:
you smell it and pass out

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
ur scarin me, jus send tha pic

i bread cat says:
i jump on u and strangle u with it

i bread cat says:
i jam it down ur throat

i bread cat says:
u begin to gag and regurgitate all over my balls

i bread cat says:
that dangle in ur mouth

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
i dont want nemore cyber

i bread cat sends:

i bread cat says:
mmmm u like t bitch

i bread cat says:
huh

i bread cat says:
do ya

Sending of "me.jpg" to CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO has failed.

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
u sent me a virus didnt u

i bread cat says:
i slam u agains the wall and jam my enormously hard dick in ur butt

i bread cat says:
u begin to squeal like a pig

i bread cat says:
i push it in harder

i bread cat says:
i am scraping ur kidneys

i bread cat says:
i go in further and further until u begin to gag again

i bread cat says:
u start to eat my asshole

i bread cat says:
i ahvnt wiped for 3 months

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
u r a freak

i bread cat says:
ooooo now ur getting nasty

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
well u r

i bread cat says:
i put my tenticle in ur ear

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
ppl dont do that

i bread cat says:
and begin to eat your face

i bread cat says:
i want ur soul

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
if u say 1 more weid thing i will block u

i bread cat says:
DICK

i bread cat says:
BALLS

i bread cat says:
in your nostrils

(I am now block LMAO)

Bump

At 3/28/05 05:27 AM, Xboe-P wrote: Cyber-story

OMFG, thats the display name of my mate, ooh I'm so taking the piss out of him.

Wow, didn't think I'd ever see this little beauty living again.

I still have it bookmarked, by the way.

i mean d'uh hes gay, look at his profile, i mean on his say he sez fruity loops, i mean dats no real proof, but ya

At 3/30/05 04:07 AM, Tcartoon wrote:

At 3/28/05 05:27 AM, Xboe-P wrote: i bread cat says:
i put my tenticle in ur ear

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
ppl dont do that

i bread cat says:
and begin to eat your face

i bread cat says:
i want ur soul

CaN Emues FLY StArtLinG NeW EVIdenCE SaYs NO says:
if u say 1 more weid thing i will block u

pffftthahahahahahahahaha!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that seriously made me spontaneusly laugh at 3am

Someone posted this yesterday, it's funny as hell:

1 and 3 sync up.

Chat 1
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

-------------------
Chat 2 (rhinocerus)

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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Chat 3 "Identity Reveal!"
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

I didnt get banned from posting "bump"? OK then.

Bump

Hey everybody, stop posting your cyber convos in this glorious thread. You're ruining the magic.

At 3/30/05 12:18 PM, adamecks wrote: Bump

Don't bump it again unless you have something to say that's on topic... There's no point in bringing this topic back if you're just going to say "bump". Especially now that you've done it twice, and even went as far as to say "I didn't get banned for saying bump?"

HAHA that was awesome!!

nice DS

At 1/1/05 03:53 PM, DirtySyko wrote: That is right, my friends. A NG member was caught cybering! I got all of the proof right here...

Zerok: Hey, who are you?

DirtySyko: im a hawt gurl. wanna cyber?

Zerok: K

How is he gay if you asked him for cyber???

You said you are a girl...

At 3/30/05 04:19 AM, DEADSiM2 wrote: Someone posted this yesterday, it's funny as hell:

Wrong. Someone posted that 3 years ago. People just keep bringing it back.

At 3/30/05 03:10 PM, UltimateIceCreamCone wrote:

At 3/30/05 04:19 AM, DEADSiM2 wrote: Someone posted this yesterday, it's funny as hell:

Wrong. Someone posted that 3 years ago. People just keep bringing it back.

Well, someone did post it yesterday (was yesterday when posted).

HAHA thats crazy lol

lol amusing ds

Good job, DirtySyko, Zerok, and all others who were in on this joke. The amount of idiots that believed all of this to be true really amused and amazed me. This thread was hilarious.

Thanks for the entertainment! ^_^

At 1/1/05 03:53 PM, DirtySyko wrote:

DirtySyko: HAHAHHAHA FAG, DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?

Zerok: ....... What?

DirtySyko: This is DirtySyko, from Newgrounds! I'm going to show this log to everybody and you're reputation is going in the shitter. NERD!

Zerok: NO PLEASE DS, I DIDN'T KNOW. DON'T TELL ANYONE... I'LL PRESS CHARGES.

Pwned.

At 3/31/05 02:21 PM, Jonnyb12345 wrote: Pwned.

Indeed.

As long as this is hanging around the top, I'd like you all to know I have recieved e-mails about this. As recent as 3 days ago! It truly is magic.

Hahahaha, owned :)

hah pwned

wow, this is like, oldskoo :)

but i have the ultimate cyber. in that cyber my name is cindy. i might post on day. that dude loves me and sees me as his GF. some ppl need help

oh!!lol!!!!Zerok...hehe...um...wanna cyber? lol just kidding lol

yay that is awesome good job

whos worse the person that excepted the invite to cyber or the person putting out the invatation?

ansewr: you are both equally stupid

At 1/1/05 03:57 PM, Zerok wrote: NOEZ.

That is a FABRICATED document.
I assure you that I will take legal action if any damages to my online reputation occur.

Omg I e-secks Ds and j00 didn't.

'd agree with you cuz I'm from Yarmouth but in this case, your'e just a dumbass so I'm agreeing with them not you. Dumbass lol

wtf i remember you posting this liek a year ago. unless im not remembering something very well...