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Makaio
Member since: Aug. 11, 2004
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Response to hooker safty Dec 5, 2004

At 12/5/04 02:48 PM, TidesOfDarkness wrote:
Well, if you love her, than you'll accept the fact that she's not ready, and instead of thinking with your little head, think with your big one. Sex is so overrated that it's retarded. Why don't you just be smart and realize that there is more to a relationship than just sex. You should be happy with the fact that you have a girl who cares enough for you to put up with your horny ass.
Get a fucking brain.

i agree,theres more to a relationship then sex but sex is a part of it.

i think you should wait until the other person is ready,and i have waited and waited,and waited and still not as much as a handjob im not even allowed to touch her bare breasts and im just now allowed to look at them.
weve been together a ong time and i have waited fr her but she wont make a comprimise.

and if i thought with my little head i would have dumped her long ago,
i now a whore isnt smart but my little head as been fighting with my big head going on 4 years now and hes wearnin him down.

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jessanugget
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Response to hooker safty Dec 5, 2004

I don't mean to offend anyone but that really is not the way a guy thinks it's the way a woman would think, I don't think many males would care if it was 'special'.

thats not offensive, its an honest opinion. But I also think that it is a skewed opinion. I know that most guys wouldn't say that they cared, but honestly i think that there are a lot of guys who don't want to fel used by the first person they ever give it up to. If you have never had the problem then its hard to put yourself in that place, but I know quite a few males who were put in a position where they were either desprite with a girl that they had no feelings for or forced to act unwillingly and they have felt like shit ever since. But im sure that there are plenty of guys who don't give a shit....but they will some day

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MIKASA
Member since: Jun. 4, 2003
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Response to hooker safty Dec 5, 2004

dont buy hookers they cause bad std's..... also you may get herpies that the bad acne on your fuckin balls.... also not good

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Freakubus
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Response to hooker safty Dec 5, 2004

I'm pretty sure that you have confronted her on this issue of your blue balls right? Like for one, does she go to church i.e. a praticing catholic?
Or is she just saying that because she is scared?

Sorry I am speaking from personal experiance here.

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Makaio
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Response to hooker safty Dec 5, 2004

At 12/5/04 03:05 PM, Freakubus wrote: I'm pretty sure that you have confronted her on this issue of your blue balls right? Like for one, does she go to church i.e. a praticing catholic?
Or is she just saying that because she is scared?

Sorry I am speaking from personal experiance here.

ive confronted her on several occaisons but in a non violent plz help me im a hurt little puppy kind of way.

she does but not regularly like every second or 3rd sunday i go every one or 2 months.

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Zarx
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Response to hooker safty Dec 5, 2004

The safest thing is to wear a mask and wait for your girlfriend outside of her house and then you will be like: "LOL I will rape u!"
And she will be like: "WTF!" so then you will have sex with her and its not cheating so its ok! And after that she isnt a virgin anymore so you will have sex everyday and stuff! Its cool!

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jessanugget
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Response to hooker safty Dec 5, 2004

At 12/5/04 03:12 PM, Zarx wrote: The safest thing is to wear a mask and wait for your girlfriend outside of her house and then you will be like: "LOL I will rape u!"
And she will be like: "WTF!" so then you will have sex with her and its not cheating so its ok! And after that she isnt a virgin anymore so you will have sex everyday and stuff! Its cool!

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Payne-Mage
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Response to hooker safty Dec 5, 2004

At 12/5/04 02:41 PM, XXXMATTXXX wrote:
At 12/5/04 02:35 PM, jessanugget wrote: if you've been with her that long and you dump her because she wants to stay faithful to her beliefs you will look like a total ass....but you will look like even more of an ass if you get a hooker

your hand is the only way son
ok this coming from a female ill actually consider because guys saying dump her are just trying to look cool,but a girl has an actual objective non partial opinion.

i might just date this really slutty girl i know just for well,,,,,,,you know.

That is NOT what she was trying to say at all!

And why does she have more merit just because she's a girl. Pretty much everyone has said it's a shitty idea in one form or another, the others havn't done much more than pick on you about not getting laid. But this is the INTERNET. People say things about stuff that they honestly don't feel strongly about at all. Nobody gives a shit wether you've had sex, and neither should you.

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Payne-Mage
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Response to hooker safty Dec 5, 2004

At 12/5/04 03:12 PM, Zarx wrote: The safest thing is to wear a mask and wait for your girlfriend outside of her house and then you will be like: "LOL I will rape u!"
And she will be like: "WTF!" so then you will have sex with her and its not cheating so its ok! And after that she isnt a virgin anymore so you will have sex everyday and stuff! Its cool!

That, or she will be scarred emotionally and never want to have sex ever for the rest of her life. So I estimate that there's a 99.9% chance that this person is fucked no matter what he does.

Unless he does THE RIGHT THING. That is, figure out what's more important to him; This girl V.S. pussy.

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NecrophiliacOrgy
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Response to hooker safty Dec 5, 2004

At 12/5/04 02:57 PM, DaSadGirl wrote:
U SEZ SO! da majority of men do but der r alot of guys dat think like dat en doze r da ones dat end up reel happy en da future

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I think you should learn to spell before you post.

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DigDugz
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Response to hooker safty Dec 5, 2004

At 12/5/04 02:04 PM, Cycros wrote: Oh just don't do it.... hey I'm Catholic and I still have sex. The beauty about being Catholic is that you can do anthing you want so long as you feel sorry for it later.
As far as the hooker thing goes... even if you are not Catholic, you will feel REALLY sorry later.

Your flaming testicle hairs will be sorry

DigDugz, fighting communism and idiocy since 1991.

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NecrophiliacOrgy
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Response to hooker safty Dec 5, 2004

Why the hell does it matter how long i've been posting here for? That's irrelevant. I practically had to decipher your post.

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bigbadron
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Response to hooker safty Dec 5, 2004

jesus christ. you do not deserve a girlfriend. go kill yourself.

At 12/5/04 02:32 PM, Hillman69 wrote: WTF!?!?! You've been out with her since you were 13?!?!? Jesus Christ i'd dump a girl after a month if I didn't get any.

and you wonder why i called you a fucking moron.

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