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Last 2 Men on Earth

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:31:16


At 11/4/04 07:18 PM, Rooster349 wrote: I understand that. This is a moral nation though, and religion and morality play a large role in development of our policies and our laws.

If you can convince me that love between people of the same gender is somehow immoral, then I will be a very surprised young man.

I consider marriage a God made bond rather than a government given right.

Do you? Well I don't. Now where does that get us?

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:35:06


I think it'a the greatest thing he has ever made, besides Sprankton. You should put that on the front page.


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:36:18


the whole lot of you are bitches whom deserved to be slapped by my big pee-pee...

Last 2 Men on Earth was FUNNY. I don't know why people bitch about it when you have a game about making a sleeping girl orgasm without her knowing it... and it shows the pussy.

That was the funniest shit ever...

"Last 2 Men on Earth"... on my favorite flashes.

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:36:53


All i have to say is how funny i think it is when all these people give it bad marks and say its "disturbing", when they're likley the same people who wouldnt mind watching a lesbian flash. I dont nececarily like gay guys, but i do tolerate them, cuz it would be fucked up to be bias(sp?) like that. And the biggest thing i think is fucked up is the fact that those people are using God to spread they're hate.

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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:49:57


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:55:42


hehehe thats great. jeez they need to chill out. I thought that was a pretty funny movie. Where does the author say he is a Christan

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 19:58:52


Hahaha, that movie was halarious. The noises were kinda disgusting, and it did go on for a while, but it was still great. Wasn't this from the same guy who gave us 'This is Karen'? About the reviews, lol. I've noticed contradictions in peoples reviews before as well. One minute they're a complete homophobe, the next you wonder if they're gay themselves. I guess there are some really 'lost' people out there though, they just aren't opinionated enough to just stick with something...


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:03:51


At 11/4/04 07:36 PM, SpyderCMG15 wrote: And the biggest thing i think is fucked up is the fact that those people are using God to spread they're hate.

Here! HERE! I couldn't agree more!

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:04:21


lol@people

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:11:44


Fuck the bible (pronounced 'buy bull') and fuck christianity. Thats the stupidest religion in the world aright! Christians and catholics bitch SO MUCH about everything in this world its fucken ridiculous. I mean, do you see jews going around harassing homosexuals about their lives? Fucken christians, i hate them all with every inch of hate in my marrow!!!! (not all christians though). I hope some action was taken against these fucken dickheads, especially that fucker sniper491. Its unbelievable how these homo-haters think they can discriminate on such a high level like that and get away with it. Also, isnt it a coin-ky-dink that at the same of this gay bashing theres a protest against all these anti-bush videos? FUCK gOD, KILL HIM!!!!! I read that if it were ''last two WOmen on earth", it wouldve gotten a higher score. Un fucken believable. These concervatives oughta get that salt out of their vaginas.

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:15:30


At 11/4/04 11:46 AM, cheesebizkit25 wrote: fucking stupid homophobes. im not gay but who gave you the fucking right to say its sick?

Um it's called free speech...

I think homosexuality between two men is disgusting as well, but that doesn't mean I won't fight for their right to do it.

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:16:04


At 11/4/04 07:35 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: I think it'a the greatest thing he has ever made, besides Sprankton. You should put that on the front page.

Spranktron was on the front page... wasnt it?

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:22:13


Ahhhhhhhh.........nothing I love more then when supposed "Christians" are shown to be hypocrites.

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:26:26


Jesus should come up and bitch-slap YOU. You're fucktards. All of you. Go fuck yourself. I don't believe how fucking homophobic you are. You all disgust me and you're all going to hell, not them.
Fuck off, fuckheads.

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:29:18


At 11/4/04 08:03 PM, Duke_Phillips wrote:
At 11/4/04 07:36 PM, SpyderCMG15 wrote: And the biggest thing i think is fucked up is the fact that those people are using God to spread they're hate.
Here! HERE! I couldn't agree more!

You sir, are a genius. I salute you!!!! Death to religious hate!

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:31:13


This is what I wrote in my review:

I can see why some people would be offended by this. Since when are straight people supposed to not be bothered by gay sex? I'd find it sick if I saw two old people fucking, does that mean I'm oldaphobic? I do accept homosexuality and I think the deserve all the same rights, including marriage, but that doesn't mean I want to hear what their buttfucking sounds like. That's just my opinion anyway.

I really wasn't all that offended by that as I've seen worse, but my point is simple and that is I don't think it's right that everyone expects straight people to not be bothered by homosexual sex. Come on man, I don't want to see my parents or my grandparents fuck either, that doesn't mean I hate or fear them. I'm sick of the word "homophobe" being brought out anytime someone expresses disgust for seeing images of homosexuals having sex.

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:32:32


I'm a Republican. I'm pro-Bush. While I don't think gays should "burn in hell," I'm still slightly homophobic (meaning I'm UNCOMFORTABLE around gays, I don't hate them).

That movie was funny, and I hate those reviewers who seem brainless, but it was still disturbing.

"Ah yeah, you fucking bald piece of shit, ah yeah..."

While it's a minus, it's not that big. I'd rate the movie to be good overall.

I think I'll submit this as a review for the movie.

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:33:53


At 11/4/04 08:11 PM, BubbleKiller wrote: Fuck the bible (pronounced 'buy bull') and fuck christianity. Thats the stupidest religion in the world aright! Christians and catholics bitch SO MUCH about everything in this world its fucken ridiculous. I mean, do you see jews going around harassing homosexuals about their lives? Fucken christians, i hate them all with every inch of hate in my marrow!!!! (not all christians though). I hope some action was taken against these fucken dickheads, especially that fucker sniper491. Its unbelievable how these homo-haters think they can discriminate on such a high level like that and get away with it.

I think it's unbelievable how you can talk about discrimination and then hate christianity on the same level. Hating the haters doesn't make you any better then they are.

Putting the 'not all christians though' line in you rant is like saying I'm not a racist some of my best friends are black.

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:34:12


I was one of the people who gave the mentioned flash submission a negative score.Of course, the reason for that is not because of the portrayal of homosexuality (I have no problem with that sexual orientation), but for the ignorant portrayal of God. Art is not defined, or made good, by shock value, but by the value of the art within and its message as a whole. The cartoon was wholly irresponsible for what it showed - not homosexuality, but a false and immature image of God.

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:38:21


What was the Purpose of this message by tom???

Im so confused..


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 20:40:25


At 11/4/04 07:36 PM, SpyderCMG15 wrote: they're likley the same people who wouldnt mind watching a lesbian flash.

Yeah because we're men, we like women's bodies, two women getting it on = double the fun. As for men, straight guys don't find them attractive, therefore why should we want to see them have sex with each other?

This is not a good example though because this flash movie wasn't that bad. The worst part was the buttfucking sounds, but other than that it didn't offend me that much. What bothers me more is hearing people call anybody who thinks it's gross, "homophobic". Ok some of those reviews were over the top, but still I don't see what's wrong with people being bothered by seeing gay sex. I don't have to prove that I love my grandparents by saying that I wouldn't mind watching them have sex.

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 21:09:54


It was a flash that wasn't to be taken seriously. I reviewed it and I gave it a 5 for that it was nothing but guy on guy porn, and the plus the animation wasn't all that great. But I did think it was funny as hell.
Some of the reviews that Tom Fulp showed were hurtful towards the creator Marc. whatever-his name-is, and it seems those you took the flash too seriously are nothing but close-minded bastards that couldn't take a joke.
The flash reminded me of a pratical joke that you'd do to a friend; like dump shit in his mouth while he is sleeping, to make it look like he is eating it, then take a picture....... or am I the only one that does that? Na' , I'm just kiddin'...
But seriously, the people who did all those horrible reviews need to realize that is just stupid humor, and if you can't at least realize that they're not be serious then you've got a very horrible sense of humor; that or no sense of humor*.

*And if anyone says "I do have a sense of humor I just didn't find it funny", then they should still at least realize that the stupid humor wasn't ment to be taken seriously!

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 21:10:49


I am scared of gay people, okay not really but true god didn't mean it to be that way.

The movie was great in my opinion because there was only the two guys and did you notice god's reaction after they fucked. I was a little bit skeptical about it at first but come on. I could not stop thinking that God gave the other guy that was doing the fucking the Uterus. He did seem more feminine to me anyway. Great movie.

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 21:23:56


People who are offended by homo sexual acts are gay themselfs

hmm do you and wade wanna tell us somthing tom =p

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 21:26:33


I dislike people who are so closed-minded to say that being gay is sick. I am not gay, but no one has any reason to say that they are sick. And that whole gay marraige thing, I am ok with that because just because they are gay doesn't mean they aren't still people. Some may say that being gay goes against God, but just because they can't get married doesn't mean they won't stay together anyways. This reminds me of not letting women vote and other discriminatory laws of that sort.

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 21:27:52


If you ask me the way i see it if you dont want to see gay sex dont watch the movie!! common since people god gave you some why dont you pull it out of your ass and use it? Besides at the upload page there is a age group thingy where it tells you want kind of material it is. and about the gay marriag thing if it doesnt effect you quite your fucking bitching it that simple.

and i read some one saying that toms (fulp) reviews are taking likely and it true. i read some reviews before tom and i read some after tom reviwed it and theres a big difference after that people start to love it or hate it.

thats all for now ...

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 21:32:47



OTHER REVIEW BY THIS USER:

Game: Bitch Slap Bush

Wow, I thought this game sucked. Beside the fact that I'm pro-bush I also think this game was really stupid. It must have taken you hours to write all that actionscript...rite. Other animations make fun of the president, and are good for a few laughs, but dragging a floating hand across the screen as fast as you can...can anyone say "gay". Oh ya, Kerry sucks.

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THATS IT!im leaving newgrounds forever.this movie sucked ass so much that it would make your ass bleed for 3 months.how much fucking more shit can there be on this website?like i said before, if there was another crappy ass game or flash i would leave newgrounds forever, and what do u know, this shit happens, and it gets first on the front page. Fuck you Marc. M. Fuck u and fuck everyone you know. unless u know fulp, but fuck u anyway.you are the fucking worse author ever to fucking exist on this fucking planet u fucking dicknose assfuck.go suck your moms cock and go lick your dads pussy.

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Comments?

Time to educate these bitches. It is a flash. It means nothing. Funny? Yes. Sick? Yes. Homosexuals against the law of Divine Creation or Evolution? Yes. Should it Bother a heterosexual? No.
Belive in God? Than It will be dealt with. If you don't, then shut the fuck up. If you are a person that dislikes a group of people. You're already fucked. I gaurantee it. Have fun with your types in Hell, you'll know them as Hitler, Stalin, Pinochet, and Hippies.

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 21:34:56


I think that any1 can put their beliefs on newgrounds if they want , within reason. I dont give a shit about 2 gay guys and stuff. Just leave the gays alone they havnt done anything to you. Then again, think of them as nerds, they are probably nice people but that doesnt mean you cant taunt them constantly

im gonna go to hell

Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 21:44:18


At 11/4/04 11:43 AM, TomFulp wrote: The critics are raving! Here are some of the reviews that have been posted for The Last 2 Men on Earth:
and a bunch of other reviews...

Absolute fudge-packing homosexually animated piece of gay...and the flash sucks too. I mean come on! That flash was just aweful! If that's the level that comedy has stooped down to and you, the person reading this, think that it is, than you guys are fucked. I mean really, that shit's just gross...it shouldn't even be HERE, and NG is probably one of the most contreversial flash portals there IS...I suggest it be lost in the deep recesses of NG never to be uncovered again even by a random portal entry click because that crap is not only unentertaining, but it's just vile.


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Response to Last 2 Men on Earth 2004-11-04 21:56:12


The animation was sub-par, but the God character was funny as hell!