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How To Get A Girlfriend

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How To Get A Girlfriend 2023-03-03 20:24:40


Nah, I tricked you! Getting no bitches, no play is crazy as shit anyways lemme go smoke some weed with Tom Fulp behind a elementary school


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Response to How To Get A Girlfriend 2023-03-03 20:29:34


At 3/3/23 08:26 PM, Konqe wrote: The TRUE and HONEST way to get a girlfriend is to advertise yourself.


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I had a boner before this and my dick went from hero to zero, when I saw this


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Response to How To Get A Girlfriend 2023-03-03 20:52:23


i will get a girlfriend soon because i just need one more body to complete the ritual


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Response to How To Get A Girlfriend 2023-03-03 20:57:01


At 3/3/23 08:52 PM, poopypeter wrote: i will get a girlfriend soon because i just need one more body to complete the ritual

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This bitch got you covered like Geico's insurance


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Response to How To Get A Girlfriend 2023-03-03 21:13:38


At 3/3/23 08:57 PM, THESOUTHSIDE100 wrote:
At 3/3/23 08:52 PM, poopypeter wrote: i will get a girlfriend soon because i just need one more body to complete the ritual
This bitch got you covered like Geico's insurance


she's so me


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Response to How To Get A Girlfriend 2023-03-04 00:39:46


How about some real advice for you all on how to get a girlfriend...



I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to How To Get A Girlfriend 2023-03-04 01:12:31


At 3/3/23 08:26 PM, Konqe wrote: The TRUE and HONEST way to get a girlfriend is to advertise yourself.


Bruh I legit thought "this looks like some Chris Chan shit" and then I saw sonichu


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Response to How To Get A Girlfriend 2023-03-04 03:59:59


At 3/3/23 08:26 PM, Konqe wrote: The TRUE and HONEST way to get a girlfriend is to advertise yourself.


That could work as a friendship sign but yeah it's way too blunt and picky and comes across as picky and desperate.

Response to How To Get A Girlfriend 2023-03-04 05:26:25



Floating in space

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Response to How To Get A Girlfriend 2023-03-04 06:05:58


Be a Chad/Tyrone/Pooki/Ray-Ray. Granteed to get a girlfriend if you are one of these 4.

Response to How To Get A Girlfriend 2023-03-04 06:09:56


Drop tracks like this and have the bitches rolling in.



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